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Terror alert in Pathankot, Gurdaspur – Times of India
A terror alert has been sounded in border districts of Gurdaspur and Pathankot after a call from Pakistan was intercepted by security agencies suggesting movement of some suspects. Security was strengthened in Pathankot and Gurdaspur especially Batala town with police along with army and BSF conducting massive checking operation, police said on Saturday.
If You Love Someone Let Them Sleep…
These 27 People Are All Awesomely Clever… And Maybe A Little Jerky. LOLOL.
Being clever is a great thing. You don’t have to be book smart or memorize a bunch of random facts to be able to outwit others. Being quick can get you ahead in life… and it can get you a lot of laughs. Take these people for example. They are almost too clever for their own good and it is awesome. I wish I could be half as quick as they are.
1.) No street parking? Not a problem.
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2.) I bet those deluxe hugs are the best!
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3.) BURN. (Also, awww.)
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4.) Fair point.
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5.) MMM YES, QUITE.
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6.) … AND it’s clean.
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7.) Best (and tastiest). Idea. Ever.
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8.) Epic response to a rude request.
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9.) Someone’s about to get a taste of Liam Neeson justice.
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10.) I’d say it’s pretty wet, yeah.
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11.) D’awwww. Who would want to?
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12.) … except this, I guess.
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13.) Give this kid an A++++++.
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14.) He isn’t wrong.
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15.) Run. Run away and never return.
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16.) LOL.
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17.) Hm, but what IS Debbie’s?
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18.) Well, you have to obey the sign.
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19.) He sort-of followed orders.
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20.) Hoarders gonna hoard.
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21.) I love this kid.
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22.) Oh, man. This is rough.
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23.) WHAT? Does he not like hedgehogs?
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24.) Less lights, same thing.
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25.) She sure does.
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26.) You gotta love his honesty.
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27.) Tom Hanks for that one.
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(H/T Ebaumsworld) See? They’re just too clever for their own good (and it’s awesome). Hopefully these people will inspire you to inject your own life with clever retorts and silliness. Life is meant to be enjoyed by laughing at the ridiculous. Share this with others!
Read more: http://viralnova.com/clever-people/
Move along, nothing to see here.
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Salon tool: White Americans most scared of one who isn’t a white American
http://twitter.com/#!/KatMcKinley/status/511658319551807490
Twitchy first noticed the strained comedy stylings of author and Salon columnist CJ Werleman when he joked that if the NFL’s Ray Rice continued to abuse women, he’d “end up running the Hobby Lobby.”
The Australian-born Werleman has a serious side too, and as a relatively recent transplant to the United States, he thinks he just might have this whole racism thing figured out.
Nothing scares a white American more than someone who isn't a white American.
— CJ Werleman (@cjwerleman) September 14, 2014
Wow. RT @KatMcKinley: Salon writer. Perhaps the stupidest tweet of the month. That's a high bar. https://t.co/HarW0wzLa5
— Heather (@hboulware) September 15, 2014
Oh STFU, Salon. RT @cjwerleman: Nothing scares a white American more than someone who isn't a white American.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 15, 2014
Salon is just a bunch of fringe-living whites who USE minorities to keep common decency at bay. @CuffyMeh @instapundit @cjwerleman
— Seamus (@seapirate1) September 15, 2014
@seapirate1 @instapundit @CuffyMeh @cjwerleman Oh look! Salon scrubbed all the lily-white pics off their lily-white management & staff page.
— American Elephant (@AmericnElephant) September 16, 2014
@hboulware @KatMcKinley who is surprised that the "stupidest tweet" award would go to a Salon writer. #SalonIsAJoke
— KNells (@knelligan12) September 15, 2014
@hboulware @instapundit @KatMcKinley nothing scares me more than an unfiltered CJ Werelman. A guy with no mirror in his bathroom.
— mynd yerpeas&queues (@biggestmuddy_65) September 15, 2014
@hboulware @KatMcKinley Is this a comment about ISIS or what? The only terrifying "non-Americans" right now are 7th century primitives.
— CFLancop (@CFLancop) September 15, 2014
Let me tell you, I was COMPLETELY terrified of all those polite, respectful Japanese when I visted Japan in 2007. #WhiteTerror @KatMcKinley
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) September 15, 2014
@PruPaine He's enlightened.
— Jeff (@SenseOffense) September 15, 2014
@SenseOffense seems like @cjwerleman is trying to force his fears on the rest of us.
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) September 15, 2014
@PruPaine Beta male problems. @cjwerleman
— Jeff (@SenseOffense) September 15, 2014
@SenseOffense @cjwerleman must have run out of his low-T stick that morning
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) September 15, 2014
@hboulware @instapundit @KatMcKinley He's new to this country, so he can't be expected to know we twice voted for a black president.
— Joel Engel (@joelengel) September 15, 2014
@hboulware @KatMcKinley This is the genesis of a new saying: " Never go full-Salon-Writer."
— Brian L. Krueger (@BrianForLiberty) September 15, 2014
@hboulware @KatMcKinley http://t.co/BV7cUfKsja is an embarrassment to bloggers everywhere.
— #Capitalist Ramses (@niebais1) September 15, 2014
.@cjwerleman How cute, @Salon gave an Aussie a job to talk shit about Americans. @PruPaine
— Jeff (@SenseOffense) September 15, 2014
@SenseOffense @cjwerleman most uncool Australian ever. Guess even they have their jerks. He's afraid of anyone that's not a meathead.
— Prudence Paine (@PruPaine) September 15, 2014
@cjwerleman I'm afraid of being locked in a room with "Blurred Lines" playing on endless loop.
— Razor (@hale_razor) September 15, 2014
Related:
Salon’s Joan Walsh gives right-wingers tips on ‘how not to seem racist’
David Sirota: ‘Shoud be obvious’ I don’t have anything against whites
Salon bigot calls black conservatives ‘professional buck dancing blackface artists’
Awesome: Race-baiting Salon article sparks hilarious outbursts of #WhiteRage
‘Is this a joke?’ Salon writer asks: ‘How did Irish Americans get so disgusting?’
Kanye’s Brits Performance Actually Featured Top UK Grime Artists
It wasn’t just a few random guys.
1. At the Brits, Kanye West gave an epic performance of “All Day”, a new track.
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2. But afterwards, a number of Twitter users started complaining about it.
5. Other Twitter users have been calling out those complaints as racist.
If you actually think Kanye’s performance yesterday promoted gang culture etc, I acc fear for the human race.
— DGAF_JOSH (@woe$)
If Kanye’s performance encourages gang culture then Bobby Beale encourages murder. Pipe down please.
— ImAllThatJazz (@Jasmin)
8. Anyway, grime artist Skepta tweeted this on the night of the performance, and it quickly went viral, as most of the people on stage for Kanye’s performance are significant figures in UK grime.
9. Shorty from BBK was there, and posted this excited Vine shortly after the performance.
11. Jammer, who has released three full-length albums since 2010, performed as well.
Jammer and Kanye crouching together like Kanye knows who Murkle Man is, never thought Ill see the day
— OhYeahGuy (@O’YeahCinco)
12. Novelist, who was nominated for a Best Grime Act MOBO in 2014, was involved.
15. And, finally, Skepta.
That video, incidentally, cost only £80, according to his acceptance speech.
16. So basically, Kanye brought most of UK grime on to play his new track with him.
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And flamethrowers as well. They were pretty important.
18. And he’s not the only one — just last week Drake thanked Skepta in the liner notes for his most recent mixtape.
19. So it’s been a great couple of weeks for UK grime, and Skepta in particular.
Skepta is doing a lot for us still, he created a wave in America and turned it into a tidal. Im excited for his album campaign.
— KingPMoney (@P Money)
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/kanye-and-grime
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These 24 Animals Would Have Been Voted Most Photogenic At My High School
Picture day only comes once every school year, but the results can haunt you for the rest of your adult life.
My best friend and I spent the other night looking through old yearbooks and began mocking just how un-photogenic we were. Despite prepping days in advance, picking out the right outfit and posing in front of the mirror, without fail, when it came time to say cheese, something went wrong.
Wearing glasses in high school always meant that my photos came with the added bonus of a reflective glare. But not everyone can be so lucky to be remembered as the squinting guy that looks like the sun’s in his eyes. In fact, most people are quite a bit more photogenic than they think. Even their pets can pull off better school photos than I can.
With that said, here are 24 animals that would have surely been voted most photogenic in my high school’s yearbook.
1. Every freshman during their first school photo of high school — bright-eyed and fresh-faced.
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2. His mother threatened him for a good school photo, after he wasted his other eight lives.
3. Picture day means sporting your hottest outfit.
4. “I just pulled an all-nighter, so if you could hurry this up, that would be great.”
5. This dignified pooch practiced his poses in the mirror before stepping in front of the camera.
6. *Please don’t go cross-eyed, please don’t go cross-eyed.*
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7. She had a hard time deciding which dress would make her eyes pop.
8. #2COOL4SCHOOL
9. “They said to dress nice, but this is all I had.”
10. “CHEESE!”
11. The mid-sneeze photo is the worst.
12. Someone’s having a bad hair day.
13. That head-tilt, though.
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14. “I can’t believe my mom made me dress up for this!”
15. This hippie pup made sure to accessorize for her school photos.
16. “Can I take this stupid thing off yet?”
17. “I’ll pose for this picture, right after I finish finding that bone I buried.”
18. “I’m ready for my close-up.”
19. She spent all that time perfecting her hair, only to blink when the flash went off!
20. Is this a school photo, or the movie poster for a “Dances with Wolves” remake?
21. This brings a whole new meaning to teacher’s pet.
22. Straight up cheezin’!
23. This kitty’s perfected the smize.
24. This pup brought some serious swag to his school photos.
Since high school, I’ve stepped up my selfie game a bit, but after looking at these photogenic animals, I think my posing could use some work.
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Larry the Cable Guy speaks to critics angered by Obamacare jokes [video]
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410908688799395840
Comedian Larry the Cable Guy was on Fox News with Sean Hannity where he made some jokes about Obamacare, and he obviously got some backlash.
Larry tweeted a couple of the jokes last month, and Twitchy covered them, but today he repeated the jokes just to show his Twitter followers the kinds of things that get under the skin of the Left:
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410936402155540480 http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410937032781754368Here’s a brief clip from Larry the Cable Guy’s appearance on Hannity:
Larry later engaged a critic who was first concerned enough to warn him that he was in danger of shrinking his fan base because of his jokes about Obamacare (according to polls, Obamacare is the one with the shrinking fan base, not Larry the Cable Guy).
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410922779446231040And it’s not against the law to laugh at the jokes either.