Category: Health

Austrians sick of being mocked for X-rated village name; more mockery ensues

http://twitter.com/#!/darlingjaz/status/192597738603556864

If residents of Fucking, Austria were undecided about changing the hamlet’s name to something less mock-worthy, reaction from the Twitterverse may convince them a new name is a good idea.

#FuckingFunny >>>> Austrian village is f**king tired of you mocking its name http://t.co/5oQe6b4v via @msnNOW

— Happy Dog (@BillyBaisley03) April 18, 2012

Surprised it's not in NJ RT @SARosado: RT @Drudge_Report: F***ing, Austria, to vote on name change… http://t.co/IphDTjmY

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/goldenheart888/status/192597132082024448

Fucking, a town in Austria is voting to change their town name. I hope they it for the even more badass Motherfucking, Austria

— Owen Fassett (@OwenFassett) April 18, 2012

F* * king Residents in Austria Ready to Change Obscene Village Name: We Recommend "Beckel" http://t.co/CrtzmgUT

— Barry Secrest (@bsecrestCR) April 18, 2012

Then again, residents may realize Fucking has, er, stimulative potential:

Oh come on they could so cash in on the tourists! RT @HuffingtonPost Holy profanity! You won't believe this town's name http://t.co/UNDQwptV

— Sarah V (@SarahLeaV) April 18, 2012

Maybe the people of Intercourse, PA have some suggestions?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/18/austrians-sick-of-being-mocked-for-x-rated-village-name-more-mockery-ensues/

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Nik Wallenda crossing gorge on tightrope; Update: Makes it

http://twitter.com/#!/NikWallenda/status/348933425178238976

That will be Nik Wallenda’s final tweet before hopefully arriving safely on the other side of the Little Colorado River Gorge.

Update: Wallenda tweets from the other side:

http://twitter.com/#!/NikWallenda/status/348985106796531712

Previously:

More on the story from CBS News:

Daredevil Nik Wallenda is using the Navajo Nation as a backdrop to one of his most ambitious feats yet — crossing a tightrope 1,500 feet above the Little Colorado River Gorge near the Grand Canyon.

The 34-year-old Sarasota, Fla., resident will set out Sunday on a quarter-mile cable stretched over the gorge that was eyed by another high-wire performer decades ago. The stunt comes a year after he traversed Niagara Falls earning a seventh Guinness world record. He’ll be using the same 2-inch-thick cable he used to cross the falls, only this time he won’t be wearing a safety harness.

The crossing is airing live on the Discovery Channel with a delay. Wallenda isn’t wearing a safety harness like he was when he crossed Niagra Falls, and there is no safety net:

http://twitter.com/#!/brianstelter/status/348960942974963713 http://twitter.com/#!/abcactionnews/status/348934764369154049

Twitter is buzzing with comments about Wallenda’s attempt. Laura Ingraham kicks it off with a reminder that a lot of people can relate to this:

http://twitter.com/#!/IngrahamAngle/status/348958430784020480

Indeed!

More reaction (most recent to oldest):

http://twitter.com/#!/cucciMANIA/status/348984535599439873 http://twitter.com/#!/acsayre/status/348983515012009984 http://twitter.com/#!/anjanettenic/status/348981845351882753 http://twitter.com/#!/SimonWells_17/status/348968916061667328 http://twitter.com/#!/RubyLoveK/status/348968904233730048 http://twitter.com/#!/Discovery_Bruce/status/348966065642029056 http://twitter.com/#!/barbaquesauce/status/348966045253521408 http://twitter.com/#!/LadyGlitzDiane/status/348964554182627329 http://twitter.com/#!/smowaswas/status/348964218462146560 http://twitter.com/#!/JoeCoots/status/348964212464304130 http://twitter.com/#!/devsav96/status/348963742601588736 http://twitter.com/#!/ladymcclendon/status/348963033869066241 http://twitter.com/#!/MurphyKeith/status/348957939110932480 http://twitter.com/#!/WVLTBob/status/348955728314249216

Twitchy will post updates as Wallenda’s crossing proceeds.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/23/see-you-on-the-other-side-nik-wallenda-crossing-gorge-near-grand-canyon-on-tightrope/