‘I love you. With tongues’: Martin blasts VMAs, scores with banjo twerking?

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveMartinToGo/status/372068923820089344

Oh my! Steve Martin scored when he weighed in on the long national nightmare-inducing Miley Cyrus twerk-fest in classic Martin style.

http://twitter.com/#!/katykk/status/372071741054414848

Heh. But also, shudder. Not tongues again! Quick: A banjo flashback for a palate cleanser!

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveMartinToGo/status/371491356943720448

Rob Lowe and comedian Albert Brooks had an idea for perfect punishment for Miley Cyrus’ dad, as well as her twerk-partner’s father, Alan Thicke. Martin goes one better: A suggestion for the VMAs?

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveMartinToGo/status/372465463520817154

Ha! He’s not saying to do it! He’s just suggesting with his preemptive disapproval.

And this Twitter user makes a great point:

http://twitter.com/#!/John_Rodriguez/status/372466600529514496

Snort.

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Does the ‘power of twerking compel her’? Greg Gutfeld slams Miley, consoles Billy Ray Cyrus as only he can [pics]

‘BOOM’! Rob Lowe, Albert Brooks propose perfect penance for dads of twerky Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke

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Actor Phil Idrissi and others victim of gold hunting burglars in Los Angeles

http://twitter.com/#!/CBSLA/status/177668200933232641

From  CBSLA:

“Pretty much all the contents of these drawers were on the ground,” Phil Idrissi said while showing us the aftermath the burglary at his home.

Idrissi — a big man — looks like somebody that you would not want to mess with, but even he was victimized.

“You never feel good knowing you’re that vulnerable,” Idrissi said.

The actor, who normally plays the tough guy on shows like “The Mentalist” and “The Young and the Restless” had taken his dog Lenny out for less than an hour. In that short window of time, burglars picked or bumped his lock.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/08/actor-phil-idrissi-and-others-victim-of-gold-hunting-burglars-in-los-angeles/