Bill Maher admits it: After $700 billion fiscal stimulus, ‘our infrastructure is crumbling’

http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/298245969303183360

Maher’s fans think this is an excellent point.

@billmaher I think it’s a perfect arena to highlight our need to fix the infrastructure of this country!!!

— eleni(@juniper_breez) February 4, 2013

I really like that @billmaher and I were thinking along the same lines about the #superbowlblackout #infrastructure

— Daniel G. (@lovedrugsandlaw) February 4, 2013

Excellent point @billmaher-first world country…third world #infrastructure. J #Blackout #noladark #SB47

— John Alge (@thealg64) February 4, 2013

Twitchy readers probably recall that four years ago, Democrats spent $700 billion on “fiscal stimulus,” much of which was supposed to consist of “public-works projects to repair the nation’s crumbling infrastructure.”

If our country’s infrastructure is still crumbling, as Maher and his readers concede, where did all that money go?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/03/bill-maher-admits-it-after-700-billion-fiscal-stimulus-our-infrastructure-is-crumbling/

Michael Moore: Osama bin Laden won because US is now a police state

http://twitter.com/#!/MMFlint/status/500668576215617536

If Michael Moore owned a store in Ferguson, Mo., we suspect he might feel differently.

Related:

‘What the hell is going on?’; Missouri State Highway Patrol criticized for ordering local police to stand down

Weak police response in Ferguson confirms necessity of self-defense, gun ownership

Ferguson police stand down; Looters run wild again; Local store owners plead for help: ‘Where the cops at?’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/16/michael-moore-osama-bin-laden-won-because-us-is-now-a-police-state/

Donna Brazile on mandate as tax: ‘Just a little wellness penalty’

http://twitter.com/#!/donnabrazile/status/219814399257489408

Oh, dear. CNN analyst and DNC vice-chair Donna Brazile took to Twitter to opine on the Supreme Court’s Obamacare mandate as a tax ruling. She, too, is pulling the old “it’s not a tax, even though the Supreme Court specifically ruled it as such, wing nuts. Also, shut up” narrative. But she goes one spin better and calls it a “wellness penalty.” Orwellian much, Donna?

What’s the big whoop, wing nutty wing nuts with nutty wings? So you are punished for being well; whatever! It’s not like you are being punished with a baby or anything.

Bless her heart. With surrogates like these, President Obama, who needs enemies? If this is to be the new talking point/spin of the Democratic National Committee, then November is looking better and better!

Twitter users can’t even muster up much more than ridicule.

@donnabrazile …Penalty, tax, mandate – all words suggest 1 more difficulty 4 poor, elderly, middle class. Also, fair is no one opting out!

— Karen Kortes (@auchic123) July 2, 2012

@donnabrazile Nonsense! It is a penalty imposed on those who don't buy health care that they DON'T need.

— David Hogberg (@DavidHogberg) July 2, 2012

Wellness penalty? Lmfao

— Cú Chulainn (@RPtheGway) July 2, 2012

Remember that time Obama got a Nobel for doing nothing? TAXED.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) July 2, 2012

She then followed that up with hilarious irony.

Imagine this? Desperate partisan politicians: “@thehill: GOP lawmakers urge governors not to enact health law http://t.co/V7IcBbWz” shame

— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) July 2, 2012

Oh, our aching sides! This coming from a woman who even politicizes the mere mention of Jeremiah Wright by calling it racist and a “hate fest.” Plus, we aren’t too sure she knows what partisan actually means. We already know that she doesn’t know the meaning of shameful.

@donnabrazile You keep on using these two words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.

— Thomas Aquinas (@LilTommyAquinas) July 2, 2012

Keep digging, Obama surrogates. You are making it so much easier for Team Romney!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/02/cnn-dncs-donna-brazile-on-obamacare-mandate-as-tax-just-a-little-wellness-penalty-partisans/

Sedition! Some Dems reportedly join Sen. Shaheen in calling for O-care delay

http://twitter.com/#!/baseballcrank/status/393104331034984448

Rut-roh …

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/393105017139646464

What’s she done, exactly? Well, she’s asking the Obama administration to extend the open enrollment period:

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/392818273269862400

From Sen. Shaheen’s letter to the president:

Given the existing problems with the website, I urge you to consider extending open enrollment beyond the current end date of March 31, 2014.  Allowing extra time for consumers is critically important so they have the opportunity to become familiar with the website, survey their options and enroll.

Further, in light of the difficulties individuals may be having with enrolling through healthcare.gov, I ask that you clarify how the individual responsibility penalty will be administered and enforced.  If an individual is unable to purchase health insurance due to technical problems with enrollment, they should not be penalized because of lack of coverage.

And she’s not alone. Take a look at this:

http://twitter.com/#!/ChadPergram/status/393118445413220352 http://twitter.com/#!/SenMarkPryor/status/393129594015870977

Sen. Joe Manchin is also reportedly on-board with a delay:

http://twitter.com/#!/Hadas_Gold/status/393124525052674048

B-b-but … it’s the law!

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/393114625178603520

Or is it?

http://twitter.com/#!/SBroadie/status/393130768827809792 http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/393122103421333505

Sure is funny how that works.

http://twitter.com/#!/BDayspring/status/393130304623640576

Even if Democrats start showing more interest in a delay, they still have a lot to answer for:

http://twitter.com/#!/BDayspring/status/393123590826364928 http://twitter.com/#!/SteveWorks4You/status/393127151823646720

Oh, we remember.

And we can learn from this. Amanda Carpenter, Sen. Cruz’s senior communications adviser, has a message for the Democrats — and for us:

http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/393125049198080000 http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/393125972163043328 http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/393128415768739840

Amen.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/23/sedition-some-dems-reportedly-join-sen-shaheen-in-calling-for-o-care-delay/

Meet the U.S. Army’s brand-new laser cannon

http://twitter.com/#!/trumanboyes/status/507999557993914368

Yes, please (not for cooking burritos though):

http://twitter.com/#!/WIRED/status/507974972963581952

We didn’t understand fog could be an impediment to a laser cannon, but it is advisable that you understand.

Here’s video regarding the laser for action:

( function() { var func = function() { var iframe_form = document.getElementById(‘wpcom-iframe-form-4bd52ee62501e62e73c527f9c38d6e34-540b2f10232a7’); var iframe = document.getElementById(‘wpcom-iframe-4bd52ee62501e62e73c527f9c38d6e34-540b2f10232a7’); if ( iframe_form && iframe ) { iframe_form.submit(); iframe.onload = function() { iframe.contentWindow.postMessage( { ‘msg_type’: ‘poll_size’, ‘frame_id’: ‘wpcom-iframe-4bd52ee62501e62e73c527f9c38d6e34-540b2f10232a7’ }, window.location.protocol + ‘//wpcomwidgets.com’ ); } } // Autosize iframe var funcSizeResponse = purpose( age ) { var source = document.createElement( ‘a’ ); origin.href = age.origin; // Verify message origin if ( ‘wpcomwidgets.com’ !== source.host ) return; // Verify message is in a format we anticipate if ( ‘object’ !== typeof e.data || undefined === e.data.msg_type ) return; switch ( e.data.msg_type ) { instance ‘poll_size:response’: var iframe = document.getElementById( e.data._request.frame_id ); if ( iframe && ” === iframe.width ) iframe.width = ‘100%’; if ( iframe && ” === iframe.height ) iframe.height = parseInt( e.data.height ); return; default: return; } } if ( ‘function’ === typeof screen.addEventListener ) { screen.addEventListener( ‘message’, funcSizeResponse, untrue ); } else if ( ‘function’ === typeof screen.attachEvent ) { screen.attachEvent( ‘onmessage’, funcSizeResponse ); } } if (document.readyState === ‘complete’) { func.apply(); /* compat for infinite scroll */ } else if ( document.addEventListener ) { document.addEventListener( ‘DOMContentLoaded’, func, false ); } else if ( document.attachEvent ) { document.attachEvent( ‘onreadystatechange’, func ); } } )();

A reaction to the brand new tool system has been rather good:

http://twitter.com/#!/kevindepew/status/507975265231052801 http://twitter.com/#!/davelucas/status/507976325492396032

We’re uncertain if a war with is Amazon imminent, but yes, we should utilize this laser to attack Amazon’s emerging drone fleet if it previously comes to that.

And it also’s already been noticed that here is the perfect device the eventual war between guy and monster:

http://twitter.com/#!/briankung/status/507978308458651648

Exit question: How rapidly would it be always “degrade and destroy” ISIS?

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/06/meet-the-u-s-armys-new-weapon-the-high-energy-laser-mobile-demonstrator-video/

What’s The Best Thing To Do In Edinburgh For Under £5?

Survive AND thrive!

1. Edinburgh is one of the best places in the whole world.

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2. It’s practically impossible to get bored with the city’s thriving culture.

3. Having a lot to do can mean a lot to spend.

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4. But it can also mean lots more choices for having a ball on a budget.

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5. We already know you can have a browse through Edinburgh’s magical bookshops.

7. So what else do you love to do on the cheap in Edinburgh?

8. Do you never miss a free afternoon film at the Brass Monkey?

9. Or are you all about enjoying a cuppa and this view at the Elephant House?

10. Tell us about your favourite Edinburgh activities for under a fiver in the comments below and you may be featured in a future BuzzFeed post.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseypippin/edinburgh-under-5-add-yours

Worm-tastic: Dennis Rodman thrilled to be in North Korea, meet Kim Jong-Un

http://twitter.com/#!/dennisrodman/status/306401596546367490

Starving for food, starving for attention … what difference does it make? Former NBA badboy Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, along with a few Harlem Globetrotters, is in the prison country for a film project and a little “basketball diplomacy.” And he’s pretty darn excited to be there:

It’s true, I’m in North Korea.Looking forward to sitting down with Kim Jung Un.I love the people of North Korea. #WORMinNorthKorea

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) February 26, 2013

They love basketball here. Honored to represent The United States of America. #WORMinNorthKorea

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) February 26, 2013

Maybe I’ll run into the Gangnam Style dude while I’m here @psy_oppa #WORMinNorthKorea

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) February 26, 2013

PSY is actually South Korean. Then again, Rodman’s geography skills put him on par with Secretary of State John Kerry, so maybe he has a future in diplomacy after all.

I’m not a politician. Kim Jung Un & North Korean people are basketball fans. I love everyone. Period. End of story. #WORMinNorthKorea

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) February 26, 2013

Awww! So, does this officially put Rodman in the running for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Dennis Rodman is visiting North Korea. What could possibly go wrong?

— Robert Vertrees (@RockyRob) February 26, 2013

Dennis Rodman and some Harlem Globetrotters are going to North Korea to discuss their nuclear activity and basketball. So America is safe.

— Roy Hanks (@roy_hanks) February 26, 2013

As if tensions with North Korea weren’t strong enough,we are sending them Dennis Rodman in an act of basketball diplomacy #WW3

— Michael Smetana (@mikeysmet29) February 26, 2013

Woke up to this headline: “Dennis Rodman in North Korea for diplomacy.” Immediately went into prayer.

— Gary (@masterwilliams) February 26, 2013

“Well if anyone can mend ties with North Korea, it’s Dennis Rodman.”-no one ever

— Brad Aldous (@bradlicious) February 26, 2013

Dennis Rodman is in North Korea right now…we are living in a simulation ladies and gentleman

— Ryan (@RyanChuck_) February 26, 2013

No, it’s all too real:

The stories are true. @prince_mrketing #WORMinNorthKoreaow.ly/i3Mbz

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) February 26, 2013

You know what other stories are true, Dennis? The ones about the horrors faced by the North Korean people:

Dear @dennisrodman: Google “North Korea Cannibalism” and then get out of that dangerous country, run by lunatic crackpots

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) February 26, 2013

@dennisrodman don’t know what’s more pathetic that u think North Koreans watch American basketball when most of the country has no electric

— Aaron I. Marcus (@AaronIMarcus) February 26, 2013

.@dennisrodman doesnt seem to notice that NK govt starves its people.Theyve resorted to eating eachother.Good job Dennis. #outoftouch

— John B (D) (@SiftingReality) February 26, 2013

Visit the gulags. RT @dennisrodman: I’m not a politician. Kim Jung Un & NK people are basketball fans. I love everyone. Period.End of story.

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) February 26, 2013

Moron. RT @dennisrodman: I’m not a politician. Kim Jung Un & NK people are basketball fans. I love everyone. Period.End of story.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) February 26, 2013

@dennisrodman or that you love “everyone” including a man who runs death and slave labor camps for entire families.

— Aaron I. Marcus (@AaronIMarcus) February 26, 2013

Rodman really is a worm.

Update:

PSY sets Rodman straight on where “the Gangnam Style dude” is from:

@dennisrodman I’m from #SOUTH man!!! kk

— PSY (@psy_oppa) February 27, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/26/worm-tastic-dennis-rodman-thrilled-to-be-in-north-korea-meet-kim-jong-un/