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So I Got That Goin For Me Which Is Nice
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As a mainly mobile Redditor…
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Congrats for Dana Loesch on deal to publish book ‘Defenseless’
http://twitter.com/#!/FormerDeminTX/status/383294409590071297
Pre-order your copy now, Piers Morgan!
http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisLoesch/status/383285953504088064Dana Loesch’s forthcoming book is likely to cause a stir in the gun grabber community:
http://twitter.com/#!/centerstreet/status/383284507828572160Congratulations poured in for Loesch on her new book deal:
http://twitter.com/#!/TabithaHale/status/383288253995950080 http://twitter.com/#!/brandondarby/status/383288705059794944 http://twitter.com/#!/Lurabyss/status/383300202813091840Loesch offered thanks:
http://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/383298555043004416As of the time this post was published, there was still no congratulations offered by Piers Morgan.
Come on, do not be childish
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Vampires Suck
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Pop Tart liberation: Maryland state senator proposes ‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’
http://twitter.com/#!/DoreenHDickson/status/310803015646994432
Maryland kids will soon be able to eat Pop Tarts in peace.
It's not a gun. It's a tax – I mean, a pastry. "‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in #Maryland" http://t.co/yyXuhnzeOs
— Pillage Idiot (@pillageidiot) March 10, 2013
A Maryland state senator has proposed a bill that would prevent kindergarten students from being punished by school officials for crafting a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun.
“I just kept biting it/ tore off the top/ and it looked like a gun,” [said] 7-yo.“But it wasn’t,” he astutely added. http://t.co/xhYxgLWTBM
— Leila Marie Lawler (@_Leila) March 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/johnolore/status/310811487759380480
Zero Tolerance = Zero Thinking, which is why the Maryland 'Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act' is even necessary http://t.co/bLFUNdQuT6
— Phil (@zaijian) March 10, 2013
It’s too bad that it has come to this.
Bill Maher admits it: After $700 billion fiscal stimulus, ‘our infrastructure is crumbling’
http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/298245969303183360
Maher’s fans think this is an excellent point.
@billmaher I think it’s a perfect arena to highlight our need to fix the infrastructure of this country!!!
— eleni(@juniper_breez) February 4, 2013
I really like that @billmaher and I were thinking along the same lines about the #superbowlblackout #infrastructure
— Daniel G. (@lovedrugsandlaw) February 4, 2013
Excellent point @billmaher-first world country…third world #infrastructure. J #Blackout #noladark #SB47
— John Alge (@thealg64) February 4, 2013
Twitchy readers probably recall that four years ago, Democrats spent $700 billion on “fiscal stimulus,” much of which was supposed to consist of “public-works projects to repair the nation’s crumbling infrastructure.”
If our country’s infrastructure is still crumbling, as Maher and his readers concede, where did all that money go?
Michael Moore: Osama bin Laden won because US is now a police state
http://twitter.com/#!/MMFlint/status/500668576215617536
If Michael Moore owned a store in Ferguson, Mo., we suspect he might feel differently.
Related:
Weak police response in Ferguson confirms necessity of self-defense, gun ownership
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Donna Brazile on mandate as tax: ‘Just a little wellness penalty’
http://twitter.com/#!/donnabrazile/status/219814399257489408
Oh, dear. CNN analyst and DNC vice-chair Donna Brazile took to Twitter to opine on the Supreme Court’s Obamacare mandate as a tax ruling. She, too, is pulling the old “it’s not a tax, even though the Supreme Court specifically ruled it as such, wing nuts. Also, shut up” narrative. But she goes one spin better and calls it a “wellness penalty.” Orwellian much, Donna?
What’s the big whoop, wing nutty wing nuts with nutty wings? So you are punished for being well; whatever! It’s not like you are being punished with a baby or anything.
Bless her heart. With surrogates like these, President Obama, who needs enemies? If this is to be the new talking point/spin of the Democratic National Committee, then November is looking better and better!
Twitter users can’t even muster up much more than ridicule.
@donnabrazile …Penalty, tax, mandate – all words suggest 1 more difficulty 4 poor, elderly, middle class. Also, fair is no one opting out!
— Karen Kortes (@auchic123) July 2, 2012
@donnabrazile Nonsense! It is a penalty imposed on those who don't buy health care that they DON'T need.
— David Hogberg (@DavidHogberg) July 2, 2012
Wellness penalty? Lmfao
— Cú Chulainn (@RPtheGway) July 2, 2012
Remember that time Obama got a Nobel for doing nothing? TAXED.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) July 2, 2012
She then followed that up with hilarious irony.
Imagine this? Desperate partisan politicians: “@thehill: GOP lawmakers urge governors not to enact health law http://t.co/V7IcBbWz” shame
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) July 2, 2012
Oh, our aching sides! This coming from a woman who even politicizes the mere mention of Jeremiah Wright by calling it racist and a “hate fest.” Plus, we aren’t too sure she knows what partisan actually means. We already know that she doesn’t know the meaning of shameful.
@donnabrazile You keep on using these two words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
— Thomas Aquinas (@LilTommyAquinas) July 2, 2012
Keep digging, Obama surrogates. You are making it so much easier for Team Romney!