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Hashtag hilarity ensues as Page Six reports Monica Lewinsky shopping for a book deal
http://twitter.com/#!/PageSix/status/246244338860965889
Not quite a week after Bill Clinton gave his, ahem, factually questionable speech to the 2012 Democratic National Convention comes news that Monica Lewkinsky is shopping around for a book deal, with the details unsurprisingly being kept top secret. This is certainly not good for the former president, who has been basking in the warm and fuzzy afterglow of mainstream media praise about his 50-minute DNC tirade as part of his Rehab My Reputation 2012 tour.
But while it surely will not be welcome news for the former president, it definitely has been for conservatives who have had to endure an infuriating week of fawning Clinton admiration from journalists and pundits alike. So to take a bit of a breather from all of that, conservatives decided to have a little fun today by starting the #MonicaLewinskyBookTitle hashtag. The humorous results include but certainly are not limited to:
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle How Government Brought Me to My Knees: The Monica Lewinsky Story
— Right In Planning (@RightInPlanning) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Secret Services
— Shilo Anderson (@ShiloAnderson1) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle On bended knees
— Brent (@brento76) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Close, But No Cigar
— Karen Jones (@SnakebiteJones) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Crouching Intern, Hidden Cigar
— WitCoHE (@E__Strobel) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Hillary Got First Ladyship, I Got The Bill
— 'Teahadist' h/t@DMat (@smitty_one_each) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle Feminist Women's Guide to Pleasing Abortionist in Chief
— Skip Dunn (@NonStopSite) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle: My time in the Oval Office-The Long and Short of it.
— Tom (@swissrules) September 13, 2012
Tuesdays With Billie – #MonicaLewinskyBookTitle
— TJ Thompson (@_TJThompson) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle "How To Get That Raise"
— O.G Wave Goddess (@SkunkeeBrewster) September 13, 2012
#MonicaLewinskyBookTitle IS is the hardest word
— twiez07 (@twiez07) September 13, 2012
Tomorrow is another day when the battles begin anew. But for tonight … just for a little while, relax and let yourself laugh at Bill Clinton’s expense. Because few people deserve it more than he does.
The story of my struggle will be told for generations to come
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Ellen Page comes out!
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Turns Out That The Subway Foot Long…
Video: Beckel froths over Ben Carson; Some of my dad’s best friends were black
http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/319202750804144129
Ah, the misogynist creep Bob Beckel. Now, with more foaming at the mouth! Watch:
As Twitchy reported, Dr. Ben Carson gave an interview to Mark Levin today. During the interview, he correctly stated that “vicious” white liberals are some of the most racist people and they seek to put people in boxes. The vicious, racist Left proved Carson right with revolting cries of “token” and “Uncle Tom.“
Again.
Fox News’ “The Five” discussed Dr. Carson’s comments this afternoon.
Head over to FNC for TheFive: America’s Gun Debate rages on.. Dr Carson fights back.. Leno v Fallon.. Are we overmedicating our kids?
— ericbolling (@ericbolling) April 2, 2013
And, as always, Bob Beckel made a jackass out of himself. Twitter users rightly give him the business.
Shocker!!! “@bethanybowra: Surprise!RT “@katiepavlich: So, Bob Beckel really doesn’t like @realbencarson””
— talkradio200 (@talkradio200) April 2, 2013
Bob Beckel just lost any good will he built up last week taking on Amazing Race, by going after Ben Carson. I wish @jessebwatters was on.
— Bernadette IL(@BernadetteIL) April 2, 2013
Bob Beckel using his father’s civil rights work to refute Dr. Ben Carson epitomizes racist paternalism! Hubris.#theFive
— Camille Barden (@karmacamilleon1) April 2, 2013
Indeed. How revolting. But, hey, some of his dad’s best friends were black! Case. Closed.
The nerve of Bob Beckel thinking he knows more about black issues then someone like Ben Carson.
— Ashton White (@AsheWhi) April 2, 2013
But, Dr. Carson isn’t that important, you see.
@fnthefive @robertgbeckel Hey Bob!!Stop it!! Dr. Carson is not that important? Huh?? He’s a world-class neurosurgeon for the love of God!!
— Viola (@hummingbird5225) April 2, 2013
With all do respect @robertgbeckel you’re less important than Dr. Carson as is every politician you defend #FoxNews #TheFive
— Jarek W Flanders (@jarekWF54) April 2, 2013
I wonder what @robertgbeckel would say if a conservative said a black man isn’t that important….#TheFive #tcot #TGDN #wiunion
— LizzieFiles (@LizSchmidt3) April 2, 2013
@robertgbeckel says @realbencarson has his views but he’s “not that important”. The guys a BRAIN SURGEON!! Kinda important! #thefive
— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) April 2, 2013
@robertgbeckel if #bencarson where a liberal your thoughts and arguments would be quite different. If he’s not that important then what r u?
— Brent Dickerson (@brentdd) April 2, 2013
The drubbing of Beckel continues.
@kamaainainoc He has hit a Beckel nerve! Beckel is the white liberal Carson speaks about.
— Vernon Bay (@vernondbay) April 2, 2013
Bob Beckel is wrong re: white Liberals. Look up history of Demcrats & the KKK. Bob’s dad is most likely a saint but he isn’t typical Liberal
— Rebecca Kraus (@1bbkraus) April 2, 2013
@katiepavlich @realbencarson Beckel think Dr. Carson doesn’t deserve so much air time. You could say that about Bob . . . seriously.
— Carol Davidson (@CEDavidson1) April 2, 2013
Ok did stupid bob beckel just imply that liberals were at the forefront of civil rights movement? lol
— LiveFreeOrDieTryin (@KzPage) April 2, 2013
Bob Beckel doesn’t lose any sleep over Dr. Carson. But he bashes him at every opportunity? Duh.
— Bart Bartlett (@BartBuzz) April 2, 2013
@robertgbeckel the Democrats controlled the racist south your father fought against- Republicans were in forefront of black rights
— Jim Bland (@NoIBnds) April 2, 2013
I love seeing the righteous outrage from Bob Beckel at being broad brush smeared as a racist.That’s how it feels, see?#theFive
— Camille Barden (@karmacamilleon1) April 2, 2013
Boom. An exit question for “The Five”:
@margittakijak Yes, I’m thinking Beckel wouldn’t know how to handle Dr Carson’s peaceful demeanor. Might be fun to watch?
— Lady Pi (@alpha_Lady_pi) April 2, 2013
What do you think, Twitchy readers? There is one problem: Clearly, Bob Beckel can’t handle the truth.
Related:
Foul Bob Beckel sneers at ‘myth’ of the Greatest Generation on ‘The O’Reilly Factor’
Cretinous Bob Beckel: What’s a little mythical campus rape? Are you supposed to shoot your date?
Bob Beckel, Kirsten Powers dismiss Dr. Ben Carson’s brilliant speech as ‘rude’
Bob Beckel: NRA made up of ‘thugs,’ supporting NRA like supporting Hitler
Gross: Serial misogynist Bob Beckel directs vulgar remark at Andrea Tantaros
Bob Beckel caught up in RNC #NegroSpotting; ‘More blacks in the band’ than delegates
Elvis On Maury
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Still a ‘shameless idiot’: Clueless Jenny McCarthy hits vaccine and autism lies
http://twitter.com/#!/SadieStan/status/419325999075966976
Radar on the web filed this report as an “exclusive” and revealed that in a “new meeting” over time magazine, anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy is “changing the woman tune” on vaccines and autism.
https://twitter.com/radar_online/status/419253089531482112
Here’s a screenshot of this article about the co-host for the “The View”:
Very first problem? That “new meeting as time passes magazine” connected in Radar’s article is dated Feb. 25, 2010.
http://twitter.com/#!/Peaugh/status/419266743161208832It recently resurfaced on Reddit in addition to Twitter buzz device went into overdrive.
http://twitter.com/#!/buzzbishop/status/419500208435654656 http://twitter.com/#!/dsrbroadway/status/419340505495764992 http://twitter.com/#!/adresdale/status/419334732187308032Accessibility the 2010 Time meeting is bound to readers, but a copy archived because of the Wayback Machine indicates Radar misrepresented what McCarthy said to Time. Through the Time article:
McCarthy’s means, but is certainly one that flies when confronted with all legitimate analysis on what does and will not cause autism and whether it can be treated. McCarthy statements Evan was healed through a range of experimental and unproved biomedical treatments; much more controversially, she blames the MMR (measles, mumps and rubella) vaccine for giving her boy autism.
From the 2nd web page associated with article, the author requires, “Was her son ever before truly autistic?”
McCarthy is calling b.s.
http://twitter.com/#!/JennyMcCarthy/status/419249296400465920 http://twitter.com/#!/JennyMcCarthy/status/419393734128975872McCarthy’s full post via TwitLonger:
Tales circulating on the web, saying that I stated my child Evan might not have autism all things considered, are blatantly inaccurate and entirely ridiculous. Evan had been clinically determined to have autism by the Autism Evaluation Clinic within UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital and ended up being verified by the State of Ca (through their local Center). The implication that We have altered my place, that my child was not in the beginning identified as having autism (and as an alternative may undergo Landau-Kleffner Syndrome), is both irresponsible and incorrect. These stories cite a “new” Time Magazine interview with me, that was actually published this season, that never included these statements by me personally. Proceeded misrepresentations, such these, only offer to start wounds of the numerous families who are courageously coping with this disorder. Please understand that Im using every legal measure required to set this right.
Radar got the storyline incorrect. It is McCarthy recommending — with a straight face — that “inaccurate” stories about autism and vaccines are “irresponsible”? State it ain’t so, Jenny!
In conclusion her post:
http://twitter.com/#!/AaronWorthing/status/419494719799164928Radar published a fresh article stating McCarthy’s tweets, nevertheless original post has not been fixed.
http://twitter.com/#!/radar_online/status/419538270859436032For Jenny McCarthy, like the changing times Square tot on New Year’s Eve, we’re nonetheless providing her a well-deserved part attention.
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Update:
Radar has quietly deleted its original post.
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Juan Direction…
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Mike Bloomberg delivers Bill Gates a Microsoft Paint birthday greeting
http://twitter.com/#!/TheGreatKatee/status/527171578405347328
“Let me tell you about the very rich,” wrote F. Scott Fitzgerald. “They are different from you and me.” So what does one billionaire give another billionaire for his birthday? A tasteful card would be nice, but Michael Bloomberg chose instead to make his own birthday greeting using the awesome graphical power of Microsoft Paint — at least that’s what he claims.
An intern? No, this has to be the work of the former New York mayor himself.
Either that or ban it.