SLAY! Ted Cruz tweet-dunks on @Deadspin, remains UNDEFEATED both on and OFF the court

Watching Ted Cruz own Deadspin will NEVER get old.

It all started innocently enough …

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Grandma wants 80,000 followers

http://twitter.com/#!/BostieTweets/status/196043222663954432

A New York woman, who is turning 80 in October, wants to have one thousand Twitter followers for every year of her life by her birthday. She is above 70,000 at this point.

@J_DIMPS you will get there, your goal is known all the way in Belgium! You will have way more than 80.000 followers! 🙂

— Kevin Mestdagh (@KevinMestdagh1) April 28, 2012

Every one follow @J_DIMPS so she gets 80,000 followers!

— Lindsey H (@linharrington) April 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/FusRoDuffy/status/196058040980606977

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/27/grandma-wants-80000-followers/

Cher offers pre-debate analysis: Mitt Romney is heartless, just evil

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/260465265790300161

It’s almost impossible 2 debate a Liar !a man who changes his mind,answers,opinions & Beliefs at the drop of a hat! I believe he has only

— Cher (@cher) October 22, 2012

1 TRUE LOVE …WINNING ! When i was little I thought When u grew up u didn’t lie,cheat,take advantage of ppl, U’d help the less fortunate,but

— Cher (@cher) October 22, 2012

I NEVER EXPECTED the Heartlessness of Romney! Now I’m grown & have watched Rove,Ryan,Blunt,McConnell etc. I & know I was wrong! Some men r

— Cher (@cher) October 22, 2012

Are just evil !

— Cher (@cher) October 22, 2012

Cher gave President Obama top marks on the second presidential debate, concluding that Obama had wiped the floor with Mitt Romney like a mop, and she even praised unbiased moderator Candy Crowley for “bitch slapping” Romney like a little girl over his lie that wasn’t quite a lie regarding Obama’s response to Benghazi.

Obama is Cher’s clear favorite for Round 3 tonight, and the singer is looking for a good ass-kicking. It’s almost impossible to debate a liar — especially when the moderator is there to provide cover — but we’re sure Romney will do just fine.

As far as helping the less fortunate, don’t bother bringing up Romney’s charitable donations; they don’t count because he’s a Mormon, remember?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/22/cher-offers-pre-debate-analysis-mitt-romney-is-heartless-just-evil-needs-ass-kicked/