‘Palpatine-era Imperial shuttle’: Mock-alanche in progress over Obama’s new presidential library

Read more: https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/01/10/palpatine-era-imperial-shuttle-mock-alanche-in-progress-over-obamas-new-presidential-library/

‘I hate my life’: Josh Earnest’s face betrays his inner turmoil [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/wkamaubell/status/517404312041824256

It can’t be easy being Josh Earnest these days. He’s got a lot of crap to explain.

It’s part of his job to look calm even when it’s all hit the fan, and bless his heart for trying, but he’s not fooling anyone anymore:

Josh Earnest always looks like what I think I'd look like if I was in charge of explaining everything Obama did. pic.twitter.com/P7QM2wbF0v

— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) October 1, 2014

That … describes it perfectly.

Earnest right now pic.twitter.com/HGB3FrR9mu

— Kate (@misskathrynhyde) October 1, 2014

We don’t blame you, buddy.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Josh Earnest

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/02/i-hate-my-life-josh-earnests-face-betrays-his-inner-turmoil-photos/

HA! Ted Cruz empathized with Alyssa Milano’s wish for inclusiveness (guess what happened next)

Actress Alyssa Milano did a lot of campaigning on behalf of Jon Ossoff, and, well, you know how that turned out for the Democrats. After Ossoff’s loss, Milano was in “therapy” mode:

Read more: http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/06/22/ha-ted-cruz-empathized-with-alyssa-milanos-wish-for-inclusiveness-guess-what-happened-next/

‘WTF!?’ ‘Insane’ Sanrio Vine makes up for the horrific Hello Kitty betrayal

http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/505000999833329665

Well, a shocking revelation was made.

http://twitter.com/#!/hellokitty/status/504834855931101184

But apparently Hello Kitty is not (read the whole story if you want to have your mind blown).

http://twitter.com/#!/sanrio/status/504756521306034176

Oh, the humanity! Oh, the betrayal!

http://twitter.com/#!/missD_vine/status/505008152538906624 http://twitter.com/#!/BiasedGirl/status/504990058769055744 http://twitter.com/#!/msnadiaosman/status/504820083755986946 http://twitter.com/#!/HonestToddler/status/504994981334249472 http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/505071192966176768 http://twitter.com/#!/jeffpearlman/status/505018984627191809

Snicker. But wait … perhaps this from what purports to be Sanrio Puroland makes up for Sanrio’s years of the ultimate betrayal?

http://twitter.com/#!/sdpowell1/status/505021581190373376

There’s more.

http://twitter.com/#!/ryanpbroderick/status/505019778332098560

What in the heck? Hold us!

http://twitter.com/#!/poisonCyrus/status/505021848237899776 http://twitter.com/#!/mseaaa/status/505036186927505408

We don’t want to know. The truth about Hello Kitty was horrifying enough.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/28/youre-about-to-see-why-impressively-insane-sanrio-vine-makes-up-for-the-horrific-hello-kitty-betrayal/

Another Friday night Fast and Furious document drop; also, CNN does its job!

http://twitter.com/#!/mboyle1/status/180886875635068928

Matthew Boyle of The Daily Caller tweeted it.

Story from CNN:

The Justice Department late Friday provided hundreds of pages of internal documents to the House committee looking into Operation Fast and Furious and related programs.

The documents sent to Rep. Darrell Issa, the California Republican who heads the committee that subpoenaed them, focus heavily on other Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives operations in which weapons were trafficked from Arizona gun dealers through straw purchasers across the border to Mexican drug cartels.

Most of the documents deal with a 2007 operation involving Fidel Hernandez, who the ATF believed would be prosecuted for gun violations in Mexico by Mexican authorities.

In related news, CNN actually did a great job of covering the issues behind the murder of ICE Agent Jaime Zapata in Mexico.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/17/another-friday-night-fast-and-furious-document-drop/