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Who knew Edward upgraded??
Author: diverseskills
My New Girlfriend Said…
Skeptical Baby
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Politico cartoonist fails at humor, successfully proves Godwin’s Law
http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/527950432774418432
“Did you see that really clever political cartoon in Politico?” asked nobody ever.
Clearly Mandela was a Nazi.
Comparing Republicans to Nazis AND the Klan in one cartoon? It’s so edgy and courageous.
Chuck Todd echoes Harry Reid, says Boehner must prove he isn’t a liar with a vote
http://twitter.com/#!/SenatorReid/status/386873219317133312
Harry Reid says he doesn’t believe House Speaker John Boehner when he says he doesn’t have the votes to pass a continuing resolution bill to fund the entire government.
Noted Obama fanboy Chuck Todd chimes in, echoing Reid’s sentiment.
http://twitter.com/#!/MaxwellSilver3/status/386916844788936704Who thinks Chuck Todd would second guess Reid if he said he didn’t have the votes?
http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/386874470092111872That’s another point.
http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/386875857651785728Hi, @SenatorReid. A clean CR is one that doesn't include Obamacare. Thanks for your time. Sincerely,
America— DeFund DeTrainwreck (@lheal) October 06, 2013
Hey Pillow Would You Like A Cookie.
Unexpectedly! Obama to hold final presser of term; Straw men to attend?
http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/290824849272762369
https://twitter.com/janelleCNN/status/290827799378395137
Unexpectedly! President Obama is gracing members of the media with his presence today, evidently.
https://twitter.com/whitehouse/status/290828189729710080
https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/290824710185439233
Squee!
https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/290829877140131841
Double squee! Of course, there is a reason for his deigning to meet with the press.
https://twitter.com/stevebruskCNN/status/290827581878575104
https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/290825850486677504
https://twitter.com/BrettLoGiurato/status/290826120830537728
Blame-gaming and finger-pointing! Not unexpectedly.
Twitter users aren’t as excited as members of the media are.
https://twitter.com/GoldwaterGal/status/290835903411261440
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/290826977240309761
https://twitter.com/RR_Conservative/status/290830198696452096
https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/290835306498908160
Some think it is very likely that some good, old straw men will attend.
https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/290826684423340032
https://twitter.com/bradcundiff/status/290825233273872384
https://twitter.com/DrewMTips/status/290836909087928320
Heh. Others snark over potential questions.
https://twitter.com/JohnLibertyUSA/status/290836250305392640
https://twitter.com/johnnynats/status/290824261478801408
https://twitter.com/DickDadamo/status/290832341587345408
The Huffington Post’s Sam Stein ties in the Golden Globes.
https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/290826617524211712
Man, as Twitchy reported last night, insight really is needed there.
And, no need to watch now. This helpful Twitter user has already summed it all up for you.
https://twitter.com/AshleyTristanT/status/290838083702775809
Bingo! We at Twitchy are givers, however, and will bring you all the juicy details from the press conference later today.
I hope this isn’t a repost
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Matrix Morpheus
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Israeli helps disarm Palestinian terrorist on a bus. Bonus: With nunchucks
Muhammad Shmasanah, a 22-year-old from the West Bank, was shot and killed by police last night after stabbing an Israeli solider on a bus in Jerusalemin an attempt to get the soldier’s gun.
Attempted to, that is. Passengers, police and onlookers quickly subdued Shmasanah, including one gentleman (ninja?) with a set of nunchuks:
We expect the U.N. will condemn the Jewish ninja for his actions:
And we’d watch this movie:
Of course they will.
