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‘He won!’ Iowahawk coins perfect name for the Obamacare website queue

http://twitter.com/#!/remnants2sew/status/407767972246061056

Is HealthCare.gov’s spiffy new queue easing frustration with the troubled website?

http://twitter.com/#!/RahsaanBall/status/407659390892638209 http://twitter.com/#!/rcupo/status/407662199256416257

Enter Iowahawk, with the perfect name for the queue that was rolled out by the same people who brought you 1-800-F1UCK-YO.

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/407657311457398784

Just how many times can Iowahawk win the Internet?

http://twitter.com/#!/Robert_Gault/status/407673464871337984

Happens everyday in the Midwest.

99.69% of /r/AdviceAnimals

Seau becomes 8th member of ’94 Chargers to pass away

http://twitter.com/#!/RandBall/status/197756375214981120

Following the shocking news of the apparent suicide of future Hall of Fame NFL linebacker Junior Seau, another shocker came to a realization.

Seau is the eighth member of the 1994 AFC Champion San Diego Charges to have passed away. None of the eight members lived to be 45.

Follow Twitchy’s live Twitter report of the situation here.

Deadspin’s Barry Petchesky wrote an article on the team in December of 2011, detailing the situations behind each of the team members’ deaths.

Eight members of the 94 Chargers have died. That's a serious problem for the NFL.

— Jordan Kaplan (@JKaplan_nV) May 2, 2012

8 players from the 94 Chargers have died now. None lived to be 45. That's creepy.

— Fatrick Ewing (@tryna_be_famous) May 2, 2012

Out of all those '94 Chargers deaths, the most creepy is the one guy killed by two bolts of lightning. For real.

— Michael Griffin (@literateartist) May 2, 2012

'94 Chargers cause-of-deaths haunting: car accident, ValuJet crash, lightning (!), drugs, 3 heart problems and now Junior.

— Patrick Finley (@patrickfinley) May 2, 2012

Vince McMahon thinks the NFL has a problem RT @RandBall: If TMZ report is true, Junior Seau would be the 8th member of '94 Chargers to die.

— CSTB (@cstbtweet) May 2, 2012

Just.. Just Stop. You’re Embarrassing Yourselfâ€¦

One Will Not Just

I just didn’t want her to blame herself for the rest of her life.

Obamacare work out for TV & movie industry creeps out Allen Covert

http://twitter.com/#!/orianafallachi/status/426488146348740608

Who far better to get for help in pressing lies than supporters that have made a king’s ransom selling fiction?

Hollywood, plan your Obamacare propaganda training:

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/426487262927273984

Imagine liberal outrage through the activity business if Karl Rove attempted to instruct Hollywood on the “proper” option to portray a Bush management effort inside their films and tv shows:

http://twitter.com/#!/MrTimHerlihy/status/426430504712167424

Actor Allen Covert isn’t a large lover of anybody who might you will need to lecture him about Obamacare, therefore count him as officially creeped out by the Obamacare propaganda workout:

http://twitter.com/#!/THATAllenCovert/status/426482805489430528

Can a person in Congress push for a law requiring a film or a tv program to operate a disclaimer pointing down it is a propaganda piece?

http://twitter.com/#!/thekelliejane/status/426486741306839040

These 29 Photos Will Make You Look At Least Twice. They’re Hilariously Perfect.

Each and every one of these 29 pictures will make you say WTF. It’s hard to see, but they are all amazing optical illusions that were created on accident. You’ll have to do a double-take just to notice. They are all awesome, although I do feel bad for the poor women who accidentally look naked. Oops!