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Author: Leaman Ralph
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Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
Andre Berto isn’t good at taking advice
http://twitter.com/#!/AndreBerto/status/205029729538019328
To his credit, Andre Berto has done a good job at laying low ever since testing positive for a steroid last week. Unfortunately, he couldn’t remain silent any longer. Despite his attorny urging him to shut up, the welterweight champ felt the need to scream “BULLSHIT!!!!”
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/22/andre-berto-isnt-good-at-taking-advice/
Occupiers ‘desperate’ for water and food after bus pauses down
http://twitter.com/#!/OccupyWallStNYC/status/241739633229172736
It’s an all-caps CRISIS. Occupiers “DESPERATELY” need food and water after their coach broke down on the way from Tampa to Charlotte. Heaven forfend they should get their own grub.
It wasn’t the first time The People’s coach broke upon how you can the Democratic National Convention.
#Ows bus broke upon I75 w/o liquid. #ResistDNC home additionally on bus need to get to #Charlotte to give #ASSIST! #owsRNC #resistrnc #owsdnc
— stop&think (@theycallmesoma) September 1, 2012
Normally, they’re accepting Western Union transfers to enable them to fight dehydration and hunger.
https://twitter.com/OccupyWallStNYC/status/241746499686510593
But down with money grubbing corporations!
Change:
Apparently Occupiers didn’t like Twitchy showcasing their particular tweets requesting donations via west Union and charge cards given by greedy corporations. The tweets are deleted, but Twitchy is permanently.
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/01/down-twinkles-occupiers-desperate-for-food-and-water-after-bus-breaks-down/
First World Problems
Read more: https://imgflip.com/i/r1l
Owners of the world
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Pic: Adam Baldwin on debt limit vote: House votes to suspend Constitution
http://twitter.com/#!/adamsbaldwin/status/294148451078377474
As we reported earlier, the House voted to kick the can down the road once again.
https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/294148764850069504
Actor Adam Baldwin responded as only he can.
https://twitter.com/mcg0958/status/294152999729774592
Indeed. Bravely running away is more important.
https://twitter.com/mboyle1/status/293759276592283649
https://twitter.com/novid7/status/294169765826674688
Feckless, once again. No bravery from the Democrats, either.
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/294148264977121280
![Civilian defies Shutdown Theater, mows Lincoln Memorial lawn [pics, video]](https://effectsofanxiety.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/14294152195708-screen-shot-2013-10-09-at-10-10-11-am.png)
Civilian defies Shutdown Theater, mows Lincoln Memorial lawn [pics, video]
http://twitter.com/#!/rydaka/status/387917516917706752
Shutdown Theater be damned:
http://twitter.com/#!/Liztroyer/status/387966538353242112 http://twitter.com/#!/JustinHaugens/status/387965360353198080
Awesome.
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Update:
The man has been identified as Chris Cox of South Carolina:
http://twitter.com/#!/LaurenC_Lux/status/388047323995312130From CBS:
Cox, who resides in South Carolina, says he isn’t motivated by political reasons but feels obligated to help as veterans prepare to descend on the nation’s capital for this weekend’s Million Vet March.
Regardless of how many former service members actually attend the rally, Cox says making them presentable is just the right thing to do.
“These are our memorials. Do they think that we’re just going to let them go to hell? No,” Cox exclusively told All-News 99.1 reporter John Domen. “If they shut down our memorials, we’re still going to take the trash out, we’re going to clean the windows, we’re going to cut the grass, we’re going to pull the weeds, we’re going to do the tree work.”
https://twitter.com/NerdyderdyRVA/status/388052533937459200
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Kanye West Lyrics Perfectly Describe The Story Of Julius Caesar And Cleopatra
Shakespeare would either be proud or he’s rolling in his grave. This is a continuation of history and lyrical poetry.
1. Julius Caesar on meeting Cleopatra for the first time:
Jean-Léon Gérôme / Via upload.wikimedia.org
2. Caesar restores Cleopatra to the throne:
Pietro da Cortona / Via commons.wikimedia.org
3. Cleopatra gives birth to Ptolemy Caesar:
John William Waterhouse / Via commons.wikimedia.org
Close enough. Ptolemy was around 17 when he died.
4. Caesar refuses to name Ptolemy as his heir:
Amadscientist / Via commons.wikimedia.org
5. Cleopatra arrives in Rome and it’s a huge scandal:
J. Gordon Edwards / Via commons.wikimedia.org
7. Caesar is murdered by the senate on The Ides of March. “Et, tu Brute?”:
Vincenzo Camuccini / Via commons.wikimedia.org
9. Octavian talking shit about the whole affair:
National Museum of Rome / Via commons.wikimedia.org
11. Antony when Cleopatra turns her ships around and ditches him after Octavian sends a Roman fleet to conquer Egypt:
Giovanni Battista Tiepolo / Via commons.wikimedia.org
12. Cleopatra ends it all after Octavian successfully invades Egypt:
Jean-Baptiste Regnault / Via commons.wikimedia.org
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/natashaumer/kanye-west-lyrics-perfectly-describe-the-story-of-julius-cae
What This Company Did With Legos In Their Office Is Amazing. Can I Work There?
How cool would it be to work in an office made entirely out of Lego bricks? While we’re not quite there yet, Hamburg, Germany-based creative studio NPIRE is a lot closer than most offices.
For the last year, employees at NPIRE slowly built a colorful wall of Legos to divide their kitchen space from the hallway. The finished product is the coolest piece of office furniture you’ve ever seen.
According to NPIRE, they used around 55,000 individual Lego bricks to build the wall. It took them almost a full year to finish building it.
That’s a TON of Lego bricks.
The archway taking shape.
The completed wall is a little bigger than nine feet tall and nine feet wide.
This looks like one of the best jobs ever.
Here is the final product. I need one of these in my apartment.
(Via: Design Taxi)
I’m not saying that the offices of ViralNova aren’t nice, but I think we could all really benefit a Lego wall (or two) of our own. Please?
Read more: http://viralnova.com/lego-office-is-amazing/
Mia Farrow says Second Amendment is ‘obsolete’
http://twitter.com/#!/MiaFarrow/status/324723612730916864
We didn’t have the Internet in the 18th century, yet blog posts and tweets (even Mia Farrow’s) are protected today by the First Amendment.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/17/mia-farrow-says-second-amendment-is-obsolete/