Author: Leaman Ralph

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Batman Slapping Robin

How I feel about google fiber

seriously!

Lisa Whelchel makes pun about what has become a fact of life at airports

http://twitter.com/#!/LisaWhelchel/status/376068993230311424

Well played!

The built-in joke wasn’t lost in the mix:

http://twitter.com/#!/JoeJustLeft/status/376069671583510528

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This Man Calls Himself The Book Surgeon. What He Creates Is Insane.

New York City-based artist Brian Dettmer‘s nickname is the “Book Surgeon,” and with good reason. His art is created almost exclusively using old books, text books, and encyclopedias. So why the nickname?

It’s because Dettmer uses surgical tools, like scalpels and knives to transform these old books into amazingly intricate works of art. I know it sounds a bit strange, but trust me the results are amazing. Just have a look.

Brian Dettmer

(Via: Bored Panda)

That’s such an amazing way to repurpose old books. It’s much better than just throwing them out. Don’t forget to share this innovative art with your friends on Facebook by clicking below.

Batman Slapping Robin

â€˜Ban dogsâ€™? Mark Kellyâ€™s daughterâ€™s vicious attack dog eliminates infant sea lion

http://twitter.com/#!/FossJason/status/316433335025025024

Time for a national discussion on attack puppies?

Gabby Giffords, the woman gun-grabbing spouse Mark Kelly along with his 18-year-old girl were vacationing in Laguna seashore final weekend whenever things turned ugly. The child’s 65-pound bulldog assaulted and killed a child sea lion.

Mark Kelly’s Assault Puppy Kills Baby Sea Lionjammiewf.com/?p=25715

— JWF (D) (@JammieWF) March 26, 2013

JWF asks:

[W]hy didn’t Mark Kelly keep much better control over this animal? How does someone need such a big dog? Is he trying to prove how macho he’s or something? What number of more water lions must perish?!?!

If we can save just one sea lion from Kelly/Giffords family …

assault puppy!! RT @ap: Gabrielle Giffords’ husband Mark Kelly brings household dog off baby sea lion on Calif. beach: apne.ws/XCQIqk – VW

— Dave J. (Scoop0901) (@Scoop0901) March 26, 2013

Mark Kelly’s puppy assaults & kills sea lion What kind of background check had been there for that assault canine? Possibly Kelly needed to be trained

— Don Sowers (@Azrael723) March 26, 2013

BAN DOGS!!!!! RT @cbsla: Gabrielle Giffords’ spouse pulled their daughter’s puppy away from a-sea lion in Laguna seashore. cbsloc.al/14rv7bG

— Bruce Carroll (@BruceCarrollSC) March 26, 2013

@drudge_reportBAN each DOGS #tcot (Gab Giffords daugh puppy eliminates infant sea-lion) #GUNS

— J Smith (@j_smith_7) March 26, 2013

Better include dog into the prohibited number into the assault weapons costs. losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/03/25/gab…

— Idahograybeard (@Idahograybeard) March 26, 2013

We eagerly await Jim Carrey’s ditty about dog owners plus the size of their particular exclusive parts.

‘I’M CRYING’: Unintentional hilarity as reporter chases an Ebola lead

http://twitter.com/#!/divmpiece/status/517508258379337730

You don’t get the big stories unless you chase down all the leads but sometimes that can produce some hilarious results.

NBC 5 confirms Dallas Ebola patient is Thomas Eric Duncan of Monrovia, Liberia. Pic is from Facebook @NBCDFW pic.twitter.com/gnzm9LBkH7

— ScottGordonNBC5 (@ScottGordonNBC5) October 1, 2014

My exes uncle  RT @ScottGordonNBC5: NBC 5 confirms Dallas Ebola patient is Thomas Eric Duncan of Monrovia, Liberia http://t.co/GAlT2Rzni1"

— Southside Vic (@SouthsideVic) October 1, 2014

We’re not sure if that was just a joke or not but one reporter was ready to pounce.

@SouthsideVic I 'm with CNN & would like to speak with you privately. Any chance you can follow me so we may DM? Thx!

— Michelle RichmondNYC (@mrichmondnyc) October 1, 2014

@mrichmondnyc yeah ma I got you I got you

— Southside Vic (@SouthsideVic) October 1, 2014

Then the conversation went to direct message.

IM CRYING 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/ReXn13wRtA

— WORLD STAR (@WorIdStarDepot) October 2, 2014

“@WorIdStarDepot: IM CRYING 😂😭 http://t.co/ZHLewK8wBA” IM DYING

— paula (@staarsxo) October 2, 2014

“@WorIdStarDepot: IM CRYING 😂😭 http://t.co/dmcPPtl7O2” THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING 😂😂😂😂😂

— lacey (@clifahknee) October 2, 2014

I'm dead 😂😂😭 "@WorIdStarDepot: IM CRYING 😂😭 http://t.co/rogcPq7NKA”

— Not My Bday anymore (@oleezy_) October 2, 2014

LMAOOOOOOO "@WorIdStarDepot: IM CRYING 😂😭 http://t.co/i3GQ8u2P5V”

— T-KillA ♕ ♡ (@tiAXClUSiVE) October 2, 2014

This shit real too. LMAOOOO RT @WorIdStarDepot: IM CRYING 😂😭 http://t.co/CCTM5FXAxr

— Aaron. (@aaron_est_laced) October 2, 2014

@mrichmondnyc @SouthsideVic so what's up how was the mix-tape? 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🔥?

— Jason Sickler (@S1CKL3R) October 2, 2014

Heh.

‘Busiest day yet’: US conducts 9 airstrikes near Irbil and Mosul

http://twitter.com/#!/WilliamsJon/status/500771761110417408

While domestic dilemmas have actually dominated the news today, the United States has actually stepped up its campaign of airstrikes against Islamic State goals in north Iraq.

http://twitter.com/#!/brett_mcgurk/status/500774113385152512

CENTCOM issued a brief press release:

U.S. armed forces causes proceeded to attack ISIL terrorists in Iraq Saturday (Iraq time), with a mix of fighter and remotely piloted aircraft successfully conducting airstrikes near Irbil as well as the Mosul Dam.

U.S. Central Command conducted these attacks under authority to guide humanitarian efforts in Iraq, plus to protect U.S. personnel and facilities.

The nine airstrikes carried out so far destroyed or damaged four armored employees companies, seven armed automobiles, two Humvees and an armored car.

All aircraft exited the attack places properly.

http://twitter.com/#!/berhem/status/500780060279078913 http://twitter.com/#!/DougPologe/status/500663936145166336 http://twitter.com/#!/haaretzcom/status/500768193749598208

Don't tell Libs or Obama supporters. Our company is in Iraq with shoes on the floor calling in airstrikes. WH wishes it held key. #ISIS— Ronnie Spangler (@Mar4L) August 16, 2014

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