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Grumpy cat-bed
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
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‘God, no’! Sexes unite against ‘worst human rights violation since’ men in tank tops [pic]
http://twitter.com/#!/gabrielmalor/status/476038862557704192
We’re sure you have very nice calves, Gabriel. But there has got to be a better way than this to show them off:
http://twitter.com/#!/businessinsider/status/476036237791608834The look has a few supporters:
http://twitter.com/#!/gabrielmalor/status/476038549813592065 http://twitter.com/#!/JimmyPrinceton/status/476039356826660866But overall? Unless your name is Angus Young …
http://twitter.com/#!/TheBrandonMorse/status/476038572605063168It looks like what we have here is a major fashion faux pas:
http://twitter.com/#!/RyanSloaneCNN/status/476039346777505792 http://twitter.com/#!/instapundit/status/476040950301466625 http://twitter.com/#!/SonnyBunch/status/476036951431479296 http://twitter.com/#!/TheBrandonMorse/status/476037497911140352 http://twitter.com/#!/EdMorrissey/status/476039322953863168 http://twitter.com/#!/michaelscherer/status/476041308445106176 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/476036430934712325 http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/476040104407216128 http://twitter.com/#!/TheBrandonMorse/status/476036619011518464 http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/476037095564521472 http://twitter.com/#!/ctsa/status/476037589879623684 http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/476038406812598274Boss: "So that's a short suit, huh?" Douche: "Yes, sir!" Boss: "You're fired."— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) June 09, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/jimantle/status/476040193737502720It’s a scientific fact that short suits are bad for mankind:
http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/476041236579880960Remember that, guys. Also:
http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/476041475567153152Men, don’t let this happen to you:
See how sad he is? If you love the ladies who love you, just say no to short suits.
http://twitter.com/#!/BethanyBowra/status/476041177842454530 http://twitter.com/#!/mooshakins/status/476037627549089792 http://twitter.com/#!/conkc2/status/476040875659632640 http://twitter.com/#!/ElissaRoberson/status/476047729030729731Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
Caption this photo of Jesse Jackson and his new BFF Justin Bieber
http://twitter.com/#!/thepoetmo/status/527661776964714496
Now this is a strange pairing. It seems America’s most hated Canadian*, Justin Bieber, took in a Knicks game at New York City’s Madison Square Garden last night with the iconic civil rights leader Rev. Jesse Jackson. What are they talking about?
Over to you Twitchy readers. How would you caption this photo? Let us know in the comments!
* Not scientific, but probably accurate.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated to correct a spelling error.
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Need A Halloween Costume? Try These Pun-Tastic Costume Ideas.
Right about now, most people are freaking out about what costume to wear for Halloween. Some of you already have your costumes planned out, and kudos to you. The rest of us are completely clueless. Being clever is harder than you think. If you haven’t found your costume yet, check out these costumes that are easy, hilarious, and pun-tastic.
1.) Snakes on a Plane
2.) Child Predator
3.) Peter Pan
4.) A Ceiling Fan
5.) Hawaiian Punch
6.) Radiohead
7.) Heisen-burger
8.) Disney On Ice
9.) Pot Head
10.) Dunkin Donuts
11.) Iron Man
12.) Han Solo Cup
13.) Tie Fighters
14.) Deviled Eggs
15.) Ginger Bread Man
16.) Cereal Killer
17.) Iron Chef
18.) Bat Man
19.) French Kiss
I hope these helped in your hunt for a Halloween costume. If not, I hope you drum up enough creativity to make it through the next couple of weeks.
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“Harry Potter” Star Matthew Lewis Wants To Do A Neville Longbottom Spin-Off
Lewis told Radio Times he’d “jump at the chance” to bring Neville back.
1. Matthew Lewis is currently defusing bombs in BBC Three’s new show Bluestone 42.
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2. But the Harry Potter heartthrob told Radio Times that if he’d got the call, he’d love to play Neville Longbottom in his very own film series.
3. Lewis shared with Radio Times:
If it came to it that I was offered that sort of deal — I want to say I’d consider it — but I’d probably jump at the chance, absolutely. I’m not itching, just yet, but I’d absolutely, definitely consider it, and love to be considered for it.
4. Lewis went on to say that he had bumped into Emma Watson recently, and chatting to his co-star made him realise how much he missed Harry Potter.
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5. Neville is definitely the most underrated character — he’s incredibly humble, loyal, and arguably the bravest of them all. Remember when Ron said this?
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7. And remember, there is every possibility that Neville is The Chosen One, not Harry. Here’s Dumbledore explaining the prophecy in The Order of the Phoenix:
‘The odd thing is, Harry,’ he said softly, ‘that it may not have meant you at all. Sybil’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.
8. BOOM, there you have it: Neville Longbottom, The Other Chosen One. Spin-off, here we come.
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- YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
- Stand down, Neville.
“Harry Potter” Star Matthew Lewis Wants To Do A Neville Longbottom Spin-Off
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For your own safety…
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Had a rough day, but this made it all good.
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