Words are hard: Press told no Biden photo op; WH tweets out photo

http://twitter.com/#!/SpeakWithAuthor/status/290910537137659904

Oh, our aching sides! Words are so hard for Vice President Biden and his office. Just last week, Biden said that his gun task force meetings are totally not photo ops. At a  gun task force meeting. A photo from which the White House then tweeted out.

Today, there was another “words are so hard” example.

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/290818312579981314

Weird! Because here is … a photo.

https://twitter.com/VP/status/290908017422127104

It depends on what the definition of photo is! CBS’ Mark Knoller, who is a Twitter master and an all-around good guy, tries to explain it away a little.

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/290912180201734144

Sorry, Mark, but we must disagree. A photo op does not specifically mean for the press. Other people do exist. We are givers, so here is a definition for the Vice President’s office:

 a situation or event that lends itself to and is often arranged expressly for the taking of pictures that give favorable publicity to the individuals photographed

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Why do you think the photo was sent out?

By the way, what happened to that whole “bipartisan spirit”?

https://twitter.com/5sahandful/status/290819038144241666

And, get ready for the next photo. Op, or otherwise.

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/290897433028861954

Featuring Obama’s own mug, natch.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/14/it-depends-on-what-the-meaning-of-photo-is-press-told-no-biden-photo-op-wh-tweets-out-photo/

Hashtag mockery: The buck stops with Hillary … on everything

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/258032598394236928

President Obama can’t have that pesky Benghazi-gate “bump in the roadway” tripping him up on 2nd presidential debate tonight and he’s desperately wishing his coach has room underneath for roadkill in a pantsuit.

With Hillary Clinton already dropping on her behalf sword over the Benghazi safety failures, you will want to make the fault for other travesties might trigger hiccups for President Finger-Pointer at tonight’s debate? It’s about time some body took obligation for Milli Vanilli, brand new Coke while the Ford Pinto, and Hillary’s our gal.

Conservatives rapidly trended the #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor hashtag and kept it going through the night.

Wow, my hashtag #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor is getting some grip – today, basically have a @twitchyteam article, I’m able to perish a happy guy

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) October 16, 2012

Ask and you shall receive. We’re givers like that.

Somebody must pay for these debacles, and it should be Hillary!

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Snacks appear like they usually have chocolate potato chips, but result in have raisins

— Jon Bennett (@SideshowJon36) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor putting the bomp inside bomp shubomp shubomp.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor permitting the dogs out.

— Kara Nguyen (@kara_win) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Ishtar

— Alan Katzen (@AlanKatzen) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor the Betamax

— Joe BP (@ANDA_JD) October 16, 2012

#Hillaryalsotooktheblamefor chocolate in my own peanut butter

— valerie (@valsocal) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTooktheBlameFor Cop Rock. #Caring #tcot

— Gus Baker (@GusBaker410) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Canceling “Firefly” and “The Soprano’s” closing.

— Awnree (@Awnree1) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor the complete top half of a case of poker chips only being air.

— ConservativeComedian (@GOPcomedy) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor mullets and acidic clean jeans.

— Sandy Ballmann (@Mizz_SandraBee) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor those foillids in the yogurt that never tear off without trouble!

— 4R&R12 (@Camzilla72) October 16, 2012

Man, that dollar actually gets around!

We don’t treatment who takes the round providing this concerns pass.

From your own disposal to God’s ears. “@stevendumas: #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Obama losing the election this year”

— Smart Latina (@SuperAndrea) October 16, 2012

Make it work well!

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/16/the-buck-stops-with-hillary-on-everything-heres-what-hillaryalsotooktheblamefor/

30 Normal Things That Are Totally Staring Back At You Right Now.

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Like, all the time? Some people might call you paranoid, but we understand. You’re totally not crazy. There are things watching you.

When you really pay attention to the world around you, it can seem like everything is giving you the eye. Take a look at the inanimate objects who definitely have their own pair of peepers and may be staring at you…right…now…

1.) These chill Nikes say, “Yeah, just do whatever.”

2.) Storage with a smile!

3.) This guy is regretting his lip-ring.

4.) That’s a fancy mustache ya got there, buddy.

5.) The guest towels don’t really look all that inviting.

6.) It’s exhausting keeping time all hours of the day.

7.) This is how I feel when I drink coffee.

8.) So this is what Robocop has been up to lately.

9.) “You drink my tears!”

10.) “So then she said it wasn’t his baby.” “Oh my GOSH!”

11.) His feast of leaves has begun.

12.) These windows are confused why you would ever spend time in a different room.

13.) Bat-berg: not the iceberg we deserve, but the one we need.

14.) “Oh my goodness… I’m.. I’m beautiful!”

15.) It’s time for someone to get their brows done…

16.) “You like me! You really like me!.. To hang things for you!”

17.) I feel like I’ve seen this guy somewhere before…

18.) This alarm clock is just as sad as you about waking up.

19.) This is the happiest building in the world.

20.) Wait, is Fraggle Rock real life?

21.) This is quite a cheesy grin.

22.) This is exactly what my uncles look like after they’ve had a few too many at the family BBQ.

23.) Someone’s grandmother was reincarnated as this delightful seatcover.

24.) I think he’s judging this bathroom for not having earth-friendly blow-driers.

25.) This guy is feeling a little uncomfortable.

26.) This purse is so happy to not have a puppy stuffed in it.

27.) This dragonfly should have its own show on Nick Jr.

28.) These twins just love toast.

29.) There’s always one party-pooper.

30.) This little guy couldn’t be more pleased to keep you warm.

(H/T: FlickrReddit.)

I’m sure they’re all friendly faces, for the most part. We’re basically all living in a Disney cartoon waiting to happen. If you want to see more faces in different things in the world around you, visit the Faces in Places Flickr group!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/things-with-faces/

The FDA Just Gave 23andMe A Major Victory

Consumer genetics testing startup 23andMe can now tell people about their risk for one inherited disease. It’s a big first step.

23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki speaks at an announcement for the Breakthrough Prize in Life Sciences at Genentech Hall on UCSF’s Mission Bay campus in San Francisco, Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2013. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Anonymous / AP

23andMe has just cleared a major hurdle in what looks like its comeback to provide genetics-based health information directly to consumers, a service banned by federal regulators a year and a half ago.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said Thursday it will allow 23andMe to tell consumers about their genetic risk for a rare disease called Bloom syndrome. The test, which analyzes consumers’ spit, will determine whether a healthy person has a gene variant that could result in their offspring inheriting the disease.

The even bigger triumph for direct-to-consumer genetic testing in general is the FDA’s plan to ease up on regulating all “autosomal recessive carrier screening tests” — tests performed on people who display no symptoms for a genetic disorder, but who may be at risk for passing it on to their children.

The developments are a significant victory for the Mountain View company, which has been collecting and analyzing consumers’ tubes of spit since 2007, building a database of nearly 1 million samples.

On Nov. 22, 2013, the FDA told the startup to stop providing interpretations of health risks to people, citing concerns that the results were inaccurate or could be misconstrued since they are presented directly online instead of through medical professionals.

“The FDA believes that in many circumstances it is not necessary for consumers to go through a licensed practitioner to have direct access to their personal genetic information,” Alberto Gutierrez, director of the Office of In Vitro Diagnostics and Radiological Health in the FDA’s Center for Devices and Radiological Health, said in a statement. “Today’s authorization and accompanying classification, along with FDA’s intent to exempt these devices from FDA premarket review, supports innovation and will ultimately benefit consumers. These tests have the potential to provide people with information about possible mutations in their genes that could be passed on to their children.”

The tests in question are meant to detect situations where a carrier has inherited one normal and one abnormal allele for a gene associated with such a disorder; and a child with the disorder inherits two abnormal alleles — one copy from each parent. Instead of reviewing such tests before they hit the market, the FDA intends to refrain from doing so, a plan that will be open to public comment.

The move will likely open the way for 23andMe to submit more tests for such conditions. It will also certainly be controversial due to the long-held concerns about accuracy.

Acknowledging that “no test is perfect,” the FDA said that these specific carrier screening tests are typically are only performed for prospective parents with a family history of a genetic disorder, not patients at large.

The FDA will require that companies explain results in “a way that consumers can understand and use,” including specialized advice for prospective parents interested in seeing if they carry a genetic disorder. If the tests are sold over the counter, the FDA will also require that 23andMe tell consumers how to access a board-certified clinical molecular geneticist, or an equivalent professional, to help with pre- and post-test counseling. The test is intended only for postnatal carrier screening in adults of reproductive age.

In June, 23andMe submitted its request for the Bloom syndrome test, an inherited disorder characterized by short stature, sun-sensitive skin changes, an increased risk of cancer, and other health problems. The FDA’s decision was based on two separate studies — one with a total of 123 samples, and another with 105 samples.

There was also a study with 295 people to see if people unfamiliar with 23andMe’s mail-home “spit kits” could understand the test instructions. Yet another study of 302 randomly recruited participants demonstrated to the FDA that the test instructions and results were easy to follow and understand.

23andMe declined to comment.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemlee/the-fda-just-gave-23andme-a-major-victory

These 10 Simple Mind Tricks Are Really Cool And Can Help You Get What You Want.

The human brain is essentially a small, squishy computer in your skull. If it is, then you should be able to hack your brain computer to do cool things, right? It’s not only possible, but it’s a common practice for a lot of people.

Not only can you hack your own brain to help you remember things, but you can hack other people’s brains. That may be a little too Orwellian for you, but these 10 brain hacking tricks are actually practical. You can thank me later. 

1.) People are singled minded. 

People who are looking for or focused on a single thing tend to ignore pretty much everything else. Use this to your advantage if you’re trying to sneak something past someone.

For example, there’s the story of the smuggler in West Berlin. Every day he would ride his bike to the east with a bag of sand on his back. The guards always searched the bag for contraband, but never found anything. They let him go every time. The guards never figured out he was smuggling bicycles

2.) Watch your posture.

When you’re talking to someone match their posture. If you do they’ll unwittingly see you as friendlier. This could be a life saver if you’re asking for a favor. 

3.) Eye contact.

It’s a lot harder for people to access memories without moving their eyes. This one sadly doesn’t have much practical use. However, it could certainly be fun to mess with people by not breaking eye contact and asking questions. Let the hilarity ensue. 

4.) Pause before you ask questions.

This one’s an old tactic, but a golden one for negotiations. When you’re at the negotiating table, taking long (and I mean very long) pauses before you ask a question is a sure fire way to get people to spill the truth.

5.) Nod your head.

Help your friends giving presentations by nodding along as they speak. It works best if you do it at the end of every sentence.

For whatever reason, this technique works and helps them get through the presentation without messing up. It works for 9 out of 10 flustered presenters. 

6.) Use silence for better answers.

The next time you get a half answer from someone, just wait them out. Sit there quietly and politely. Then, sure enough you’ll get your full answer. A lot of people have a problem with silence. 

7.) Options for getting what you want.

It’s not easy for humans to avoid being drawn in by a choice of something. Pick two options that are both fine with you and then offer them as a choice to someone you’re trying to convince. Most of the time, they’ll feel bound by the options you’ve given them. 

8.) Be confident.

The next time you’re looking to do something that might be frowned upon, but not illegal, just walk in completely confident. Strut like you were born to be there, like you own the place. It’s surprising how much you can get away with this way.

BUT PLEASE do not use this trick for evil. 

9.) Humans love their names.

If you give someone a pen and paper and ask them to write something, they’ll probably just write their name. The more you know right?

10.) Open ended questions.

In marketing, using open ended questions instead of closed “yes” or “no” questions can result in a lot more sales.

An example might be: “Why don’t you grab two more boxes to get the sales price?” versus, “Do you want to grab to more boxes to get the sales price?” Your accountant can thank me later.

(Via: Full Punch)

I love these tricks! I’m going to try #3 later today to mess with people. Share these awesome brain hacks with your friends on Facebook by clicking below. 

Read more: http://viralnova.com/brain-tricks/