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Singer Erykah Badu: Louis Farrakhan is a ‘SuperHero,’ ‘beautiful, brave’

Louis Farakahn is a SuperHero. That's A beautiful brave being. #staywoke

— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) April 17, 2013

Since when are racism and anti-Semitism beautiful or brave?

Last year, Badu suggested doing away with racial classifications:

‘ Race ‘ should be taken off of EVERY form. We are all Americans.E.badu

— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) August 16, 2012

Criticism of the race card is just the sort of thing that would send “superhero” Farrakhan into uncontrollable fits of rage.

Color us disappointed.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/17/singer-erykah-badu-louis-farrakhan-is-a-superhero-beautiful-brave/

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes envisions ‘enormous’ O-care enrollment today

http://twitter.com/#!/SgtTim911/status/415216899178246144

Perhaps MSNBC’s Chris Hayes’ dream will come true, provided the number of people deemed “enrolled” are counted using the ever-evolving White House “success metrics” system(s):

http://twitter.com/#!/chrislhayes/status/415211621565206528

How characteristically optimistic. Good cheerleader! However, the White House isn’t known for being particularly forthcoming with their disclosure of actual enrollment numbers.

http://twitter.com/#!/PQ_Hammer/status/415216238566977536 http://twitter.com/#!/patrick552/status/415220012094619649

Yes, an additional day has been added to the deadline to accommodate the enormity.

President Obama didn’t have any trouble signing up whatsoever, but mostly because he didn’t use the website and had others enroll for him.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/23/imagine-there-are-no-glitches-msnbcs-chris-hayes-envisions-enormous-o-care-enrollment-today/

Paul ‘World of Warfare’ Begala trolls Ted Cruz over ‘no’ vote on Kerry

http://twitter.com/#!/PaulBegala/status/296401955415261185

Sen. Ted Cruz was one of three senators to vote against the confirmation of Sen. John Kerry as Secretary of State today. In a statement, Cruz said he opposed Kerry because of his “less-than-vigorous” defense of U.S. security interests.

Cruz’s office says he voted no on Kerry bc “of his longstanding less-than-vigorous defense of U.S. national security issues”

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) January 29, 2013

Paul Begala was among the first to question Cruz’ right to vote against someone he didn’t think was right for the job by going after Cruz’ status as a non-veteran. Begala flubbed the video game reference, though.

@paulbegala Modern Warfare, World of Warcraft. Come on Paul, this is the Internet, you can’t make mistakes like that here.

— Jordon Brown (@THEJordonBrown) January 29, 2013

@paulbegala @yair_rosenberg @hayesbrown You kids with your World of Warbots and your fax machines and skateboards

— Brendan James (@brendanjamesnyc) January 29, 2013

Amidst all this confirmation controversy, one thing’s for sure: @paulbegala can’t play World of Warcraft.

— Yair Rosenberg (@Yair_Rosenberg) January 29, 2013

@paulbegala @rev_nev_lewis pretty sure Commander in Chief hasn’t gone to World of Warcraft either, but apparently he has been skeet shooting

— Cindy Nelson (@MedStudiesGirl) January 30, 2013

So, were only senators who have served allowed to vote on the confirmation? Or were non-veterans allowed to vote “yes,” but not “no”? How does this work, exactly?

As a VET I find @sentedcruz remarks abt Kerry/Hagel disgusting. You owe them an apology. You NEVER served & know nothing of war/military

— Jody (@FishHawkRdJody) January 29, 2013

While John Kerry & Chuck Hagel were getting their asses shot at in Nam @sentedcruz was still crapping in his diapers. STFU abt war, Ted

— Jody (@FishHawkRdJody) January 30, 2013

Ted Cruz(RTX) never in military. Jackass chickenhawk demeaning Kerry & Hagel who actually fought in war. Cruz pompous idiothas no shame.

— Kathy (@mydoggigi) January 29, 2013

So how many medals has Canadian-born @sentedcruz won? Right – that’s what I thought. Ted, please stop embarassing your home and native land.

— August Murphy-King (@august_mk) January 29, 2013

About those medals…

John Kerry confirmed Secretary of State – throws away Senate commendations, falsely accuses other Senators of atrocities.

— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) January 29, 2013

@soopermexican You meant to say *FAKES* throwing away Senate commendations, right? 😉

— Brian Cates (@drawandstrike) January 29, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/29/paul-world-of-warfare-begala-others-troll-sen-ted-cruz-over-no-note-on-kerry/

Words are hard: Press told no Biden photo op; WH tweets out photo

http://twitter.com/#!/SpeakWithAuthor/status/290910537137659904

Oh, our aching sides! Words are so hard for Vice President Biden and his office. Just last week, Biden said that his gun task force meetings are totally not photo ops. At a  gun task force meeting. A photo from which the White House then tweeted out.

Today, there was another “words are so hard” example.

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/290818312579981314

Weird! Because here is … a photo.

https://twitter.com/VP/status/290908017422127104

It depends on what the definition of photo is! CBS’ Mark Knoller, who is a Twitter master and an all-around good guy, tries to explain it away a little.

https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/290912180201734144

Sorry, Mark, but we must disagree. A photo op does not specifically mean for the press. Other people do exist. We are givers, so here is a definition for the Vice President’s office:

 a situation or event that lends itself to and is often arranged expressly for the taking of pictures that give favorable publicity to the individuals photographed

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Why do you think the photo was sent out?

By the way, what happened to that whole “bipartisan spirit”?

https://twitter.com/5sahandful/status/290819038144241666

And, get ready for the next photo. Op, or otherwise.

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/290897433028861954

Featuring Obama’s own mug, natch.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/14/it-depends-on-what-the-meaning-of-photo-is-press-told-no-biden-photo-op-wh-tweets-out-photo/

Hashtag mockery: The buck stops with Hillary … on everything

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/258032598394236928

President Obama can’t have that pesky Benghazi-gate “bump in the roadway” tripping him up on 2nd presidential debate tonight and he’s desperately wishing his coach has room underneath for roadkill in a pantsuit.

With Hillary Clinton already dropping on her behalf sword over the Benghazi safety failures, you will want to make the fault for other travesties might trigger hiccups for President Finger-Pointer at tonight’s debate? It’s about time some body took obligation for Milli Vanilli, brand new Coke while the Ford Pinto, and Hillary’s our gal.

Conservatives rapidly trended the #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor hashtag and kept it going through the night.

Wow, my hashtag #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor is getting some grip – today, basically have a @twitchyteam article, I’m able to perish a happy guy

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) October 16, 2012

Ask and you shall receive. We’re givers like that.

Somebody must pay for these debacles, and it should be Hillary!

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Snacks appear like they usually have chocolate potato chips, but result in have raisins

— Jon Bennett (@SideshowJon36) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor putting the bomp inside bomp shubomp shubomp.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor permitting the dogs out.

— Kara Nguyen (@kara_win) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Ishtar

— Alan Katzen (@AlanKatzen) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor the Betamax

— Joe BP (@ANDA_JD) October 16, 2012

#Hillaryalsotooktheblamefor chocolate in my own peanut butter

— valerie (@valsocal) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTooktheBlameFor Cop Rock. #Caring #tcot

— Gus Baker (@GusBaker410) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Canceling “Firefly” and “The Soprano’s” closing.

— Awnree (@Awnree1) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor the complete top half of a case of poker chips only being air.

— ConservativeComedian (@GOPcomedy) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor mullets and acidic clean jeans.

— Sandy Ballmann (@Mizz_SandraBee) October 16, 2012

#HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor those foillids in the yogurt that never tear off without trouble!

— 4R&R12 (@Camzilla72) October 16, 2012

Man, that dollar actually gets around!

We don’t treatment who takes the round providing this concerns pass.

From your own disposal to God’s ears. “@stevendumas: #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor Obama losing the election this year”

— Smart Latina (@SuperAndrea) October 16, 2012

Make it work well!

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/16/the-buck-stops-with-hillary-on-everything-heres-what-hillaryalsotooktheblamefor/

30 Normal Things That Are Totally Staring Back At You Right Now.

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Like, all the time? Some people might call you paranoid, but we understand. You’re totally not crazy. There are things watching you.

When you really pay attention to the world around you, it can seem like everything is giving you the eye. Take a look at the inanimate objects who definitely have their own pair of peepers and may be staring at you…right…now…

1.) These chill Nikes say, “Yeah, just do whatever.”

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2.) Storage with a smile!

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3.) This guy is regretting his lip-ring.

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4.) That’s a fancy mustache ya got there, buddy.

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5.) The guest towels don’t really look all that inviting.

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6.) It’s exhausting keeping time all hours of the day.

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7.) This is how I feel when I drink coffee.

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8.) So this is what Robocop has been up to lately.

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9.) “You drink my tears!”

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10.) “So then she said it wasn’t his baby.” “Oh my GOSH!”

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11.) His feast of leaves has begun.

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12.) These windows are confused why you would ever spend time in a different room.

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13.) Bat-berg: not the iceberg we deserve, but the one we need.

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14.) “Oh my goodness… I’m.. I’m beautiful!”

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15.) It’s time for someone to get their brows done…

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16.) “You like me! You really like me!.. To hang things for you!”

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17.) I feel like I’ve seen this guy somewhere before…

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18.) This alarm clock is just as sad as you about waking up.

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19.) This is the happiest building in the world.

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20.) Wait, is Fraggle Rock real life?

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21.) This is quite a cheesy grin.

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22.) This is exactly what my uncles look like after they’ve had a few too many at the family BBQ.

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23.) Someone’s grandmother was reincarnated as this delightful seatcover.

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24.) I think he’s judging this bathroom for not having earth-friendly blow-driers.

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25.) This guy is feeling a little uncomfortable.

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26.) This purse is so happy to not have a puppy stuffed in it.

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27.) This dragonfly should have its own show on Nick Jr.

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28.) These twins just love toast.

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29.) There’s always one party-pooper.

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30.) This little guy couldn’t be more pleased to keep you warm.

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(H/T: Flickr, Reddit.)

I’m sure they’re all friendly faces, for the most part. We’re basically all living in a Disney cartoon waiting to happen. If you want to see more faces in different things in the world around you, visit the Faces in Places Flickr group!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/things-with-faces/