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Obama chewed on for chomping gum at D‑Day ceremonies

http://twitter.com/#!/David_Verghese/status/474993307429658625

President Obama would be to be on his most useful behavior at the  70th anniversary for the D-Day landings in Normandy these days. He very nearly passed muster, but was that a huge wad of gum in his lips through the solemn ceremony? Twitter seemed to think so.

http://twitter.com/#!/drumcorpsminis/status/474996394219278336

Judge on your own (via Weasel Zippers):

chew

http://twitter.com/#!/CronkiteSays/status/474993152362053632 http://twitter.com/#!/alanm888/status/474913841373904897 http://twitter.com/#!/vixben1965/status/474914198519287808 http://twitter.com/#!/RichardsBooks/status/474918088992112640 http://twitter.com/#!/chrisgolds/status/474918481528635392 http://twitter.com/#!/RobertsDan/status/474925440722026496 http://twitter.com/#!/RufusKings1776/status/475029191004413953

This time the president managed to offend the French and.

http://twitter.com/#!/__Beatrix__/status/474913639636692992

 

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/06/obama-chewed-out-for-chomping-gum-at-d%e2%80%91day-ceremonies/

Charlie Harper returns to ‘Two and a Half Men’

http://twitter.com/#!/ekessdotcom/status/182176312931254272

Charlie Sheen’s character, Charlie Harper, on the hit show “Two and a Half Men” will be reappearing soon! Only this time, the role will be filled by Kathy Bates.

From Access Hollywood:

It’s getting spooky (and surprising!) on “Two And A Half Men,” as the character of Charlie Harper – formerly played by Charlie Sheen – returns.

The most surprising part of the character’s return is that Kathy Bates will be playing him!

CBS announced that the character – who was killed off on the season premiere – returns after Alan Harper (Jon Cyrer) suffers a minor heart attack and is visited by Harper’s ghost in the hospital.

Bates, who is obviously female and almost 20 years older than Sheen – who is currently working on his own new show, “Anger Management” — will appear on the April 30 episode of the CBS comedy.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/20/charlie-harper-returns-to-two-and-a-half-men/

‘Seems impossible’: Montel Williams welcomes home Sgt. Tahmooressi [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/MelinHB/status/528445531430068225

Montel Williams, who a month ago during testimony before a House committee blasted the Obama administration’s failure to secure the release of Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi and urged the president to “make the call” on Sgt. Tahmooressi’s behalf, welcomed home the U.S. Marine who had been held in Mexico since March 31:

A federal district judge in Mexico ordered the release of Sgt. Tahmooressi yesterday, and Williams was there when he was released:

Williams, a 22-year military veteran and a vocal advocate for the release of Tahmooressi, was thanked for his efforts:

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Related:

Rep. Matt Salmon: Americans’ support was instrumental to Sgt. Tahmooressi’s release

Sgt. Tahmooressi freed; ‘Obama to release selfie of Obama looking at the Mexican border’

‘Righteous anger’! Proud vet Montel Williams shreds gov’t over VA scandal

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/11/01/seems-impossible-until-it-is-done-montel-williams-welcomes-home-sgt-tahmooressi-photos/

Comedian Stephen Kruiser alerts MSNBC host to use of offending term

http://twitter.com/#!/MitchBehna/status/410955181560315907

MSNBC’s Melissa Harris-Perry recently claimed that “Obamacare” is a derogatory term coined by “wealthy white men.”

With that in mind, comedian Stephen Kruiser decided to alert Perry to an entity using the offending term:

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/410878105914314752

As Kruiser pointed out, a website promoting the Colorado health insurance exchange uses the term “Obamacare” right there on the home page:

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Your move, Ms. Harris-Perry.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/11/comedian-stephen-kruiser-alerts-msnbcs-melissa-harris-perry-to-use-of-offending-term/

Helicopter crashes into bar in Glasgow, Scotland

http://twitter.com/#!/allanjswan/status/406559782737170433

A helicopter reportedly crashed landed on the roof of the Clutha bar in Glasgow, Scotland tonight. One man inside at the time tweeted about the experience.

http://twitter.com/#!/scotscribbler/status/406552711426211842 http://twitter.com/#!/crushtina/status/406558500807262208 http://twitter.com/#!/LouMRobertson/status/406558849639137280 http://twitter.com/#!/rupertgmorris/status/406559498447646720 http://twitter.com/#!/Ed_Miliband/status/406561108750004224 http://twitter.com/#!/Janney_h/status/406562470804066304 http://twitter.com/#!/dalycommas/status/406572790708322304 http://twitter.com/#!/scotscribbler/status/406562793572532224 http://twitter.com/#!/scotscribbler/status/406567597619302400

Twitchy will update this post as details emerge.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/29/helicopter-crashes-into-bar-in-glasgow-scotland-photos/