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Top 20 #ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist

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The possibilities are endless! But here are the rest of our top 20:

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist The dreams of everyone else's father!

— Jeremy Colonna (@SmoovJC) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Clarence Thomas

— Ursus Major (@NorthernGrizzly) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist thinking for yourself

— Sinjun (@Sinjun45) June 26, 2012

Belief in American Exceptionalism. #ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist

— Joseph Nickerson (@JosephNickerson) June 26, 2012

Life can be tough and is not fair #ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist

— PoofImGraham (@PoofImGraham) June 27, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Saying Obama has a weak jump shot and can't rebound.

— Jack Murrell (@iu70us) June 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/adrienne_jensen/status/217770060364787713

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Thingamajigs

— The Cracker Emcee (@Fenway_Nation) June 27, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Thanksgiving

— Mark Draper (@MarkDraper5) June 27, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Having to show ID to vote

— Allan Spurr (@alspurr) June 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/p_bruce/status/217768085359296513

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist: Middle America

— David Morgan (@StarCoreOne02) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Vetting Obama

— ıɹɐɹɹǝɟɯoʇ -HIRE ME! (@tomferrari) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Laughing at fears of Guam tipping over.

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist anyone who's beating them in an argument.

— Doran the 3rd (@aFirmReliance) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist – @DarrellIssa challenging @BarackObama & #Holder on #fastandfurious #tcot #p2

— Andrew Herzog (@andrevhertzog) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Actually registering for gifts for your wedding! #Tacky

— Jeremy Colonna (@SmoovJC) June 26, 2012

Yup.

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Hispanics with forks

— IfIWereObama (@IfIWereObama) June 26, 2012

Heh.

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Conservatives.

— Stephen Barre אבימלך (@Quark1217) June 26, 2012

#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Isn't this a waste of Twitter? Wouldn't it be easier to ask what they don't consider racist?

— Michael D Brown (@MichaelBrownUSA) June 26, 2012

Yeah, probably. But that wouldn’t be nearly as much fun, would it?

So, dear Twitchy readers. What else’ve you got?

It’s time to grade r/atheism

Shrug-nado: Rep. John Dingell unimpressed using entire ‘Sharknado’ concept

http://twitter.com/#!/craigtimes/status/494569277853540353

Rep. John Dingell recently learned “what a Kardashian is,” and from now on the Michigan Democrat has a question about another pop music culture product called “Sharknado”:

http://twitter.com/#!/D_Fifer/status/494569698634108928

Exactly what a disappointment that must definitely be!

http://twitter.com/#!/capricious_/status/494574995738460160

The first “Sharknado” aired final summer time, in addition to 2nd a person is only hours away, not that a dissatisfied John Dingell are watching.

Laughing Men In Suits

‘We got this guys’: Wow, don’t you feel better after WH’s Ebola presser? [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/518142177420259328

This afternoon, officials held a press conference on Ebola at the White House. It was about as reassuring as you’d expect from any White House presser. Which is to say, not really very reassuring at all:

WH Homeland Security Advisor Lisa Monaco says US using "whole govt response" to control Ebola epidemic at its source. pic.twitter.com/sXaRT9kZnx

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

Whole government? Oh, thank goodness!

At WH briefing on Ebola, HHS Secy Burwell says US has the health care system "to contain this disease." pic.twitter.com/hSpLtJJ2Fd

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

Is that so?

MT @markknoller WH briefing on Ebola, HHS Secy Burwell says US has the health care system "to contain this disease." https://t.co/MwSYvFH5do

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 3, 2014

Flawed software, not human error, caused missed Ebola diagnosis, Dallas hospital says http://t.co/TZuQRIIHXv pic.twitter.com/FRt0OLqedJ

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 3, 2014

Lovely.

US health care infrastructure "well-equipped to stop Ebola in its tracks," says Dr. Anthony Fauci of NIH. pic.twitter.com/ZchaGV3xKc

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

He must be referring to that “robust government-sponsored health care system” ThinkProgress was so excited about.

Right now, officials say screening for Ebola patients most effective in the source countries in West Africa, than on arrival in US.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

Fauci says US has "well-established" facilities to handle and respond to cases of Ebola. "Our structure would preclude an outbreak."

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

Monaco tells @MajorCBS that screening air travelers in West Africa are effective in stopping Ebola passengers from leaving.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

Fauci goes even further: says US health care system “would make it extraordinarily unlikely that we would have an outbreak" in the US.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014

So, who feels better now?

The US has the ability to contain Ebola, but can't build a website that doesn't crash. Gotcha.

— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014

Sorry if I don't have faith in the govt to contain ebola. Maybe the pessimism stems from how much they screw everything else up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014

ISIS is a JV squad. You can keep your plan if you like it. Detroit is thriving. We should totes believe that govt has ebola under control.

— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014

Can you imagine if Kathleen "404 Care" Sebelius were up there saying, "no worries, we got this"?

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 3, 2014

Look, our protocols failed the first time they were tested but we got this guys

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 3, 2014

Suuuuuuuure they do:

BREAKING: Photo from the White House briefing on #Ebola: pic.twitter.com/zeMiPihRbt

— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) October 3, 2014

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

These Awesome Optical Illusions Will Have Your Head Spinning. You Won’t Want To Look Away.

Warning. This post will make your head spin. (Probably literally.) These optical illusions are serious business. Akiyoshi Kitaoka, a psychology professor at the Ritsumeikan University in Kyoto, Japan loves to create optical illusions. Kitaoka teaches visual perception, visual illusions, optical illusion, trompe l’oeil, and 3D. He puts this knowledge to work by creating trippy optical illusions that appear to shift and move, but are actually just still images. Don’t stare at these too long if you can help it, or you might have a headache later.

Akiyoshi Kitaoka

(H/T: My Modern Met) Ouch. Now my head hurts. See what your friends think of these illusions by clicking below to share this post.

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Media hype edited Romney tape, won’t environment ‘not authenticated’ Obama tape

http://twitter.com/#!/mattklewis/status/248468444113149953

Andrea Mitchell is very looking to get the positioning of mind cheerleader from the Obama squad!

For the press' anti-Romney chest-thumping within the last two days, that redistribution audio features Team Obama rattled.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 19, 2012

Without a doubt it can. While discover how we understand it’s true? The palace protections referred to as lapdog news tend to be addressing for Obama. Addressing such as the wind!

so real! @robertcobrien @JoeNBC Whatever occurs don't report on polls showing @MittRomney up or point out #Obama redistribution video clip.

— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) September 19, 2012

As Twitchy reported, the second half associated with the Obama/MSM 2012 ticket have been relentlessly hyping The Secret Romney Tape ™.

CNN Hypes Romney Tape as 'Monumental Gaffe,' 'Manna from Heaven when it comes to Left' | http://t.co/HQMKoSHa http://t.co/VZaRTVVB Another Lapdog

— Earl Crosby (@EasyEarl) September 19, 2012

They started swooning and falling into suits of histrionics even before a full tape premiered. Two fold requirements, much?

As well as the shameful two fold criteria continue. Andrea Mitchell, , today has got the audacity to state they won’t operate the Obama redistribution remarks since the tape is ‘unauthenticated.’ No, the real deal. She said that.

Oh for crap's benefit. RT @SooperMexican BWAHAH! MT @mattklewis: Mitchell won't air the Obama redistribution vid b/c NBC has actuallyn't authenticated.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 19, 2012

*New Video* Andrea Mitchell: MSNBC won’t environment ‘alleged’ Obama redistribution tape http://t.co/U9t5TIUO

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 19, 2012

Unbelievable. Yet, that they had no problem airing the Romney tape. Also just before a full tape released. Even worse, the later introduced complete Romney tape was modified.

@CuffyMeh you're taking taking right out of framework out-of context.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 19, 2012

RT this in the event that you enjoy seeing @DavidCornDC and pals while they understand how much enjoyable it’s to-be accused of "selective editing."

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 19, 2012

A great amount of conservative trolls screaming about 1-2 moments not recorded on Romney tapes. See the explanation right here: http://t.co/eV3xjsjQ

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) September 19, 2012

The Obama campaign authenticated it!

Much more from Mediaite:

IMPROVE: The Washington article reports, “The Obama campaign confirmed that is Obama’s vocals on the recording and a spokesman relocated to rebut Romney’s critique from it.”

Ok, to-be fair, we suppose the Washington Post isn’t actually a credible supply. Nonetheless, lying liar Carney attempts to dodge the redistribution tape.

Carney portrays Romney campaign as having had a bad time or bad week to spell out Romney citing 14 yr old video clip of Obama on "redistribution."

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 19, 2012

And lapdogs take their particular commands from him. Roll-over, lapdogs, roll-over!

GMA ran the Obama recording this morning but spun "redistribution" as "he would like to result in the government more efficient".

— Alex P Keaton (@I_Hate_Hippies) September 19, 2012

Some media outlets turn to sneer estimates, even!

The @MittRomney countertop 2 the #47percent flap is thumping @BarackObama "redistribution" remark: http://t.co/0grHwKWh. #cnnelections

— John King (@JohnKingCNN) September 19, 2012

Is this fond of Drudge stuff on Obama? Romney at fundraiser: "We don't trust redistribution." h/t pool

— Jim Acosta (@JimAcostaCNN) September 18, 2012

Oh, just icky, old Drudge things! Nothing to see right here, move along.

Romney at $ event on Obama's "redistribution" sound: "Some concur that the responsibility of govt is to just take from some and present to other individuals."

— Jim Acosta (@JimAcostaCNN) September 18, 2012

Even more sneer quotes. Shameless and shameful, alleged journalists. This Twitter user sums it.

"We won't show the Redistribution video clip, but check-out this doctored video clip of Romney astonished by a sandwich robot!" – @mitchellreports

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 19, 2012

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/19/lapdogs-spin-mitchell-wont-air-obamas-not-authenticated-except-by-obama-campaign-redistribution-audio/

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