Author: Leaman Ralph

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Michael Eric Dyson’s Holder/Moses comparison inspires ridicule

http://twitter.com/#!/hale_razor/status/340244804044722176

Dr. Michael Eric Dyson’s claim that Attorney General Eric Holder is “the Moses of our time” was met with an initial wave of shock and disbelief, which Twitchy handily chronicled, along with video proof that we weren’t hearing things. The Twitterverse was quick to correct comedian Chris Rock’s delusion that the president is like “our boss” and “the dad of the country,” and it wasn’t about to let Dyson off easy on his claim that Holder — or any attorney general, ever, for that matter — is the nation’s “chief lawgiver.”

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/340229887283580928

Moses: I bringeth thee God's law, graven into these Tablets.

The Crowd: Share God's law with us!!!

Moses: Sure. Off the record.— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/340233622315483136

Moses: We have all sinned, even I!

The Crowd: You have sinned, Moses?

Moses: Yes. I read about it in the Washington Post.— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/340234411930972161

Moses: Hear me! Pharaoh is a co-conspirator with Satan!!

The Crowd: Really?!

Moses: Off the record– not really. I said it for effect.— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 30, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/340252766612119552 http://twitter.com/#!/hale_razor/status/340233708256772096 http://twitter.com/#!/LJCambria/status/340253645775962112 http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_0/status/340238393319510017 http://twitter.com/#!/AndTheRest/status/340253643834011649 http://twitter.com/#!/wtc/status/340254051348389888

Georgetown, where Dyson teaches sociology, isn’t the only school that comes out of this looking bad; guess what Dyson studied at Princeton?

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/340258156900909058

Guess Who's Gonna Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

Am I The Only One Around Here

Clint Eastwood’s wife gets a reality show

http://twitter.com/#!/kevinddaly/status/179664861104574464

It seems like these days if you’re famous, or even know somebody who’s famous, you can have your own reality show. Some people have enough willpower to turn the money down and avoid having cameramen record every second of their lives. Others just simply can’t say no.

Mrs. Eastwood & Company, a 10-part series that centers on Eastwood’s wife, Dina, and daughters Morgan and Francesca (her mom is Frances Fisher, but she also calls Dina “Mom”), premieres on E! on May 20.

“I know my limitations with Clint so I don’t push him too hard,” Dina told me in an exclusive interview.

Oh God the E reality series following Clint Eastwood's wife and daughters has been greenlit. This is wrong on so many levels.

— Jenny Priestley (@jennypriestley) March 13, 2012

Just got press release about reality tv show Mrs. Eastwood & co.aka Clint's last wife;cried a lil inside that family is famewhoring his name

— Melissa Chapman (@MelissaSChapman) March 13, 2012

‘Breaking Bad style’: Ferguson, Mo., looters load ATM onto truck

http://twitter.com/#!/AntonioFrench/status/498672996085936128

Looters in Ferguson, Mo., are now stealing pretty much everything they can get their hands on, including QuickTrip’s Automated Teller Machine.

http://twitter.com/#!/michaelcalhoun/status/498672516366622720

We can’t confirm that the looters actually got into the machine. (According to the TV series Breaking Bad, stealing it is easier than breaking into it.)

http://twitter.com/#!/kennerparish/status/498676331308015616

‘And the riots have started’: Protest escalates in Ferguson Mo. [pics, Vine, video]; Updated: Looting, vandalism, violence

New Black Panthers reportedly at protest, riots in Ferguson, Mo. [pics, Vine video]

Now someone is shooting at Ferguson, Mo., police

Tensions rise in Ferguson, Mo., as angry anti-police protests intensify [Vine video]

‘F*ck the police’: ‘Disturbed’ online protesters want #JusticeForMikeBrown

Matt Lauer touts McDonalds’ commitment to your wellbeing of kids

http://twitter.com/#!/Laurie_David/status/406088138982191104

McDonald’s is a good American company, but “Today Show” host Matt Lauer’s declaration during these days’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade hit some viewers, including liberal producer Laurie David and Politifact reporter Steve Contorno, as slightly odd.

http://twitter.com/#!/StephenBeard/status/406088375125303296 http://twitter.com/#!/SetMeOnFYYYYAH/status/406087848249815040

Up-date:

Our commenters explain that Lauer had been probably talking about Ronald McDonald home charities — a worthwhile cause without a doubt.

13 Hilarious True Confessions From Moms Who Tell It Like It Is.

Parenting can be rough. Like, really rough. There’s nothing books, friends, and your own parents can say to prepare you for every surprise in store.

The ladies at Pump and Dump Comedy are here to tell you to embrace all life’s little bumps in the road, because they’re often hilarious. At a recent show, comedian Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula asked for some audience participation. The women in the crowd were handed cards to write about their most embarrassing mommy moments. The results are hysterical and relatable, and not just to moms. Anyone will be able to get a kick out of these weirdos.

1.) At least he asked first?

2.) I hope he isn’t following his father’s footsteps here.

3.) Her logic isn’t 100% wrong.

4.) Oh, that is so not a pocket.

5.) At least go for regular Budweiser. C’mon!

6.) See, this kid has standards.

7.) To be fair, you’ve seen baby food, right?

8.) Wait, is this your kid or your dog? I’m confused.

9.) This kid seems like a genius to me.

10.) She’ll understand soon enough.

11.) A sweet victory turned sour.

12.) I would never stop brushing my kid’s teeth.

13.) I think I’d just start crying, too.

(via Bored Panda.)

It’s a good thing we love these little monsters so much; otherwise, we would have become extinct ages ago. Check out Pump and Dump Comedy on their website and Facebook for more info on their upcoming shows and videos.