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Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
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28 Socks Which Should Be Shot Towards Space
Humanity is better off when our world is eliminate these awful clothing.
1. These are merely many of the clothes that ought to oftimes be shot into area.
3. These socks must be delivered into place, and Mike should be delivered using them, to stop reunite.
4. They could not make sufficient common sense to help keep on the planet any more.
Fire it directly to location.
8. These people aren’t THAT bad however they might be exceptionally ugly so should always be shot into location just to be safe.
9. These socks, as well as the person who performed this for them, is far beyond our solar power system.
10. “we wore these garments because im an asshole, before these were shot into area.”
12. Are usually these clothing gorgeous? No.
Every time they be fired into area, never to ever make contact with this original green earth of ours? Yes.
13. Nor do we truly need these. They’re maintaining right back humanity.
get more ideas: http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/socks-that-should-be-shot-into-space
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Former VP Cheney handling heart transplant
http://twitter.com/#!/steveholland1/status/183688330121195520
Here’s a roundup of recent development on Cheney’s surgery and recovery:
From Cheney's office, on his heart transplant: "do maybe not know the identity regarding the donor, will probably be forever grateful with this lifesaving gift."
— Ben Smith (@BuzzFeedBen) March 24, 2012
VP Cheney recuperating in ICU at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Falls Church, VA after undergoing heart transplant surgery on Saturday
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) March 24, 2012
Here’s the report from Greta cable:
Earlier Vice President Dick Cheney is recuperating in the Intensive Care product of Inova Fairfax Hospital in Falls Church, VA after undergoing heart transplant surgery on Saturday, March 24, 2012. In 2010, Mr. Cheney had a Left Ventricular Assist Device implanted for remedy for end stage heart failure. The last vice-president has been with regards to cardiac transplant list for extended than 20 months.
Twitchy will continue to monitor the issue boost this post as needed.
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/24/former-vp-cheney-undergoes-heart-transplant-unknown-donor/
Every time a title informs me it really is about a recently available soccer game
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10 Amazing Photos Of The Human Body Under A Microscope
Some of these photos are artistic, others are terrifying.
Colin Salter’s new book, Science is Beautiful (Batsford, 2015), shows us some amazing images of the human body under a microscope. When the photos are colorized they look like masterpieces of art. Check them out below:
1. This is what bone marrow making blood looks like.
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Stem cells in bone marrow divide and transform into blood cells. This process is constantly happening because blood cells don’t live for a very long time: “Red ones about 120 days, some white ones as little as three,” writes science writer Colin Salter in his book Science is Beautiful.
2. And these are our lung cells.
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“Nuclei, which contain the cell’s genetic information, appear blue. Mitochondria, which generate energy for the cell, are yellow,” writes Salter.
3. These are adrenaline crystals.
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“[Glands that produce adrenaline] are controlled by the hypothalamus, the part of the brain responsible for instinct and emotion,” writes Salter. We always have small amounts of adrenaline in our blood, but when we’re stressed we get more.
“It widens the airways of the lungs and constricts small blood vessels. This makes the muscles work harder and produces a ‘fight or flight’ response,” he wrote.
4. And these crystals are serotonin.
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Ninety percent of the serotonin in our body is found in our gut (yes our digestive system, this includes our bowels). Seratonin is often called the “happy hormone”, though it’s a lot more complicated than that. It also plays a part in memory, learning, mood, appetite and sleep.
5. This is a balancing stone from our inner ear.
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There’s a tiny stone in each of our ears that’s responsible for our sense of balance. The stones are attached to sensory hairs that are sensitive to gravity and acceleration. When we tilt our head the hairs send nerve impulses to our brain so that we can stay balanced.
6. These are insulin crystals.
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“Insulin is produced in the pancreas, and its function is to regulate blood sugar levels,” Salter wrote. If not enough insulin is produced then your blood will accumulate too much glucose which can lead to diabetes. Even if your body produces insulin correctly you can still get diabetes if your cells don’t respond to it.
7. This is what human skin really looks like up close.
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“The outer layer of the skin, the epidermis (top half of this image) consists of dead cells that are constantly sloughed off and replaced from below,” he wrote. The yellow things are a protein called keratin which makes the skin waterproof and strong, so that your organs inside don’t get damaged. The black things are hair follicles.
8. This is what melatonin looks like.
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When it gets dark, your eyes send messages to a gland that produces melatonin – a hormone linked to sleep. “In middle age, melatonin secretion drops off. This may be responsible for aging symptoms such as insomnia and irritability,” he wrote.
9. These are fat cells that have been emptied.
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Fat cells are some of the largest cells in the human body. The thick layer of fat under our skin cushions us and stores energy. In this picture, the fat deposits of the cells have been removed.
“When we put on weight, the cells swell with additional fat, and eventually extra cells are added too,” he wrote.
10. This is a a bacteriophage.
Science Public Library / Via Batsford
“Bacteriophages are viruses that infect bacteria,” he wrote. The orange spider-looking thing is a bacteriophage that has just injected its viral DNA into an E. coli bacterium (the blue image).
The “legs” are syringe-like tubes that puncture the cell membrane in order to empty its DNA contents into the bacterium.
“New phages then grow, kill and depart from the host cell within 30 minutes,” he wrote.
Reprinted with permission from Science is Beautiful © 2014 by Batsford, an imprint of Pavilion Books Company Limited.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/natashaumer/this-is-what-the-human-body-really-looks-like-under-a-micros
Paul Begala twists Joni Ernst’s #2A statement into call for violence
http://twitter.com/#!/PaulBegala/status/525338353622077440
In 2012, Iowa Senate candidate Joni Ernst told an audience that she carries a gun to protect her family and her rights should the government ever try to take them away.
Paul Begala (and others) are now framing Ernst’s quote to mean that she supports violent revolution against the U.S. government, including police and soldiers:
That’s not what Ernst was talking about and Begala knows it, but hey, there’s an election coming up and Dem desperation is high.
Others took that ball from Begala and ran with it:
If Ernst were actually supporting violent revolution against the U.S. government she’d be kind of stupid for trying to get elected to the Senate, wouldn’t she?
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Former managing editor at Sky News leaving company over hacking
http://twitter.com/#!/jodiesmith28/status/187925736735248384
According to multiple Twitter reports who are citing BBC News and Sky News, Simon Cole – the former managing editor at Sky News in the UK – is said to be leaving the company in the coming weeks following media light that Sky News was in fact part of the hack-gate scandal.
Why is Simon Cole leaving the company? Is Sky News trying to turn this into a witch hunt? This is all very weird.
— Thais Portilho (@Selkie) April 5, 2012
Twitchy will continue to monitor the situation and update this post as needed.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/05/former-managing-editor-at-sky-news-leaving-company-over-hacking/