The bedpan filled with lollypops is a fantastic touch.
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John McCain meets his Mini-Me
http://twitter.com/#!/SenJohnMcCain/status/283344682438782976
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
Mahershala Ali’s “House Of Cards” Reaction GIFs
A GIF for all of your HOC-related needs.
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Since the Season 3 release on Friday you’ve surely made your way through some of — if not all — the episodes of House of Cards. We asked the man behind Remy Danton how he would react to certain situations and GIFed the result for your viewing pleasure.
When you need to send a message without saying a word.
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When your girlfriend tells you that she’s killed someone.
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When you’re trying to inconspicuously meet someone in public.
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When you get propositioned into a presidential threesome.
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When you see a lobbyist coming up to you that you don’t want to talk to.
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When you’re stuck in a filibuster for hours and hours.
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When Frank gives you a watch with Winston Churchill engraved on it.
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When House of Cards gets released on Netflix two weeks early.
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Season 3 of House of Cards is out now on Netflix!
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Jack White’s Guacamole Recipe Is Actually Pretty Good
The University of Oklahoma recently leaked White’s tour rider, which contains a fairly specific recipe for guac. I decided to try it out.
Jack White playing guitar but actually thinking about guac. / Via Larry Busacca / Getty Images
I used to be one of Jack White’s biggest fans — I even interviewed him once — until he spewed sexist garbage about me (me, personally!) in Rolling Stone magazine. Since then, I haven’t been able to listen to his music without feeling a little queasy.
But when the University of Oklahoma leaked White’s tour rider, which includes a very specific guacamole recipe that’s to be made and waiting for him before each show, I thought, hey, just because Jack White said he wanted to roll up his song lyrics and shove them in my mouth doesn’t mean he doesn’t know his way around an avocado.
I’ve made my fair share of guac at home before, so I decided to give the recipe a go to see if it was actually any good, or if White should stick to guitar solos.
4. And the recipe itself, which calls for very specific CHUNKS.
8 x large, ripe Haas avocados (cut in half the long way, remove the pit–SAVE THE PIT THOUGH–, and dice into large cubes with a butter knife. 3 or 4 slits down, 3 or 4 across. You’ll scoop out the chunks with a spoon, careful to main the avocado in fairly large chunks.)
4 x vine-ripened tomatoes (diced)
½ x yellow onion (finely chopped)
1 x full bunch cilantro (chopped)
4 x Serrano peppers (de-veined and chopped)
1 x lime
Salt & pepper to taste
Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, careful not to mush the avocados too much. We want it chunky. Once properly mixed and tested, add the pits into the guacamole and even out the top with a spoon or spatula. Add ½ lime to the top later so you cover move of the surface with the juice (The pits and lime will keep it from browning prematurely.) Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until served. Please don’t make it too early before it’s served. We’d love to have it around 5 pm.
5. I assembled the ingredients. I only had six avocados, but they’re California avocados so they have the flavor capacity of eight shitty avocados.
6. I cut them lengthwise, scoop the pits out and put them aside as per the recipe.
7. White wants each avocado cut into 12-16 chunks, max. This is going to be some seriously chunky guac.
8. I dutifully chunkify all the avocados.
9. I’ve never put pits in guac before, but it’s supposed to keep it from browning. Thanks for the tip, Jack!
10. Next up are the “vine-ripened” tomatos.
11. I am freakishly bad at dicing things, so I kind of shred the tomatoes into a loose chop and chuck them in the bowl.
12. Ooh la la. The whole time I’m chopping stuff, I’m picturing a miserable backstage assistant balancing a cutting board on top of a speaker, sullenly slicing up Jack White’s tomatoes.
13. Next, the recipe calls for 1/2 of a yellow onion.
14. This seems like a LOT of onion for guacamole, and I usually use a red onion instead. But since I love onion and would eat one like an apple if it were socially acceptable, I go with it.
16. Next up are the serrano peppers. I realize I’ve never cooked with serranos before, but they’re about three times hotter than a jalapeño.
17. I also realize that if I use only three peppers, it looks a lot like Jack White’s famous 3 logo. I decide that’s what Jack would want.
18. I chop up the serranos, knowing full well I’ll scratch the inside of my nose later, after handling these, and probably have to go to the hospital.
19. We’re almost on our way to Jackamole!
20. The recipe next calls for “1 lime,” and for a second I think, “Wait, does he want it CHOPPED UP and mixed into the guac?”
I briefly consider it, but then I just juice the limes into the bowl like normal humans would.
21. I add the “salt and pepper” to taste. This is a lot of leeway! I picture Jack angrily flipping the guac bowl over, screaming about salt proportions.
22. White has very specific mixing instructions: “Careful not to mush the avocados too much. We want it chunky.” I nervously get out my wooden spoon.
23. Well, Jack is right. This guac is chunky as hell. It’s closer in resemblance to a salad than a dip. WOWZA.
25. I break with the recipe and mash the avocados a little more to try to make it more dip-like.
26. I toss the pits back in, hoping no one chokes. (Which they won’t, because I am the only one eating this guac TBH.) Voila!
27. The Jackamole is so thick that I can barely scoop it on a chip. But it’s GOOD. Really good.
28. If you like your guac more dip- or Chipotle-like, you might not be into something this hearty. But for an onion and avocado lover like me, I enjoyed that the guacamole was so badass it made me chew it.
29. White’s reps have since tried to do damage control about the leak, and in their statement, they backtrack on White’s alleged love of Jackamole.
“Jack doesn’t write the rider nor make demands about his favorite snacks that must be in his dressing room. We’re not even sure he likes guacamole, but we do know that the folks who work hard to put on the show do enjoy it.”
Has White’s thirst for guac been blown out of proportion? I’m not sure, but no matter who is the REAL avocado fan, I’d try this recipe again.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/jack-whites-guacamole-recipe-is-actually-pretty-good
Liam Neeson Taken
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Some fans take issue with Joey McIntyre’s pro-Obama tweet
http://twitter.com/#!/joeysbostonbabe/status/507356134777171968
Hope and change?
http://twitter.com/#!/joeymcintyre/status/507355998911086593Maybe he should cut back on the golf then.
http://twitter.com/#!/BeckieS44/status/507356382908391426 http://twitter.com/#!/househunteraj/status/507356684566532096 http://twitter.com/#!/silkeanne/status/507357945064333312 http://twitter.com/#!/JKsRollerGirl/status/507358155224121345Heh.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/03/not-all-fans-agree-with-new-kid-joey-mcintyres-pro-obama-tweet/
Fans rise up in support of suspended parody account: #FreeSalonDotCom
http://twitter.com/#!/j_arthur_bloom/status/489526664372568064
It started yesterday when Twitter suspended the brilliant parody account @SalonDotCom that had delivered devastating satire of the left wing priggery of Salon.com.
http://twitter.com/#!/KevinWGlass/status/489527931320795136 http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/489577079956963328 http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/489573991498010624 http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/489532947280977920Fans have risen up in solidarity using the hashtag #FreeSalonDotCom to carry on the work that @SalonDotCom started.
http://twitter.com/#!/YaleCohn/status/489897648330387457 http://twitter.com/#!/moxargon/status/489855853764558848 http://twitter.com/#!/finditandkillit/status/489849966412578816 http://twitter.com/#!/YaleCohn/status/489879065248407552 http://twitter.com/#!/nickswift498/status/489799474290491392 http://twitter.com/#!/artcarden/status/489792257042550784 http://twitter.com/#!/pvtharoldmoon/status/489779501858320384I was an instant fan after this tweet:
"Why Emojis are the New Blackface" #FreeSalondotcom !!!!— RockPrincess (@Rockprincess818) July 17, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/Pizzicato55/status/489766787618451456Twitter’s terms of service give us a pretty good idea who initiated the suspension of @SalonDotCom
http://twitter.com/#!/j_arthur_bloom/status/489879274988789761Guess they were hitting a little too close to home for Salon.
We’re also guessing that the parody of pretentious loony left blogs is only just getting started.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/17/fans-rise-up-in-support-of-suspended-parody-account-freesalondotcom/
Priorities…I got them.
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I got the blues
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Actor Kevin Sorbo endorses Ben Carson for POTUS; Carson leaves door open
http://twitter.com/#!/ksorbs/status/300123059073994752
Dr. Benjamin Carson’s headline-grabbing speech at the National Prayer Breakfast prompted the Wall Street Journal to title an editorial “Ben Carson for President.”
WSJ: Ben Carson for President! drudge.tw/W7cgML
— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) February 9, 2013
“Hercules” and “Andromeda” actor Kevin Sorbo is on board. If you haven’t checked out Carson hammering political correctness, the national debt and more, make time to watch the video this weekend.
Sorbo has plenty of company:
Can I vote for Dr Benjamin Carson for President in 2016 ?
— Stacey (D) (@BeanfromPa) February 9, 2013
THIS. RT”@matt__mcdonald: That’s it. Dr. Benjamin Carson for President”
— Skyler (@ReturnTo1776) February 9, 2013
I second the motion!Ben Carson for President on.wsj.com/YKOCGu via @wsj
— Dora Vera (@DoraVera2) February 9, 2013
#DrBenCarson has credible and tangible solutions to healthcare problems – not the mess of Obamacare/ACA – Dr Ben Carson for president!
— PDX (@OR_Conservative) February 9, 2013
How do we draft Ben Carson for President?
— Steve Bassett (@Bagatino) February 9, 2013
@seanhannity Ben Carson for our next President for sure!
— Jacqueline Green (@jaxstudios) February 9, 2013
Dr. Benjamin Carson for President! #lnyhbt #tcot
— Lloyd bin Laden (@lloydbin) February 9, 2013
I think Dr. Benjamin Carson should be our next President of the United States of America.#Hannity thinks so too!#NationalPrayerBreakfast
— Catholic Notions (@CatholicNotions) February 9, 2013
On Friday, Sean Hannity asked Dr. Carson if he’d ever consider a bid for the presidency.
#BOOM #HANNITY “will you Dr. Benjamin Carson, run for President?!!!” AMEN YES !!
— tiacarolann (@tiacarolann) February 9, 2013
He didn’t say “yes,” but …
Dr. Benjamin Carson did not say he wouldn’t run for president! #Hannity
— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) February 9, 2013
“If the Lord grabbed me by the collar and made me do it, I would,” he told Hannity.
Sean Hannity Asks Dr. Benjamin Carson, “Would You Ever Run for President, Sir?” – Video 2/8/13 bit.ly/WK6il2
— Freedom’s Lighthouse (@FreedomsLH) February 9, 2013
We have a feeling Bob Beckel and Kirsten Powers won’t like that answer.
Just who understood Val ended up being a chauvinist?. Lol
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