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Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
It always makes me feel important
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I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees
9 Of The Weirdest Google Searches About Scientists
Apparently, there’s a war in the science community.
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Its Finally Over
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John Luke and Sadie Robertson share faith at Connect student conference
http://twitter.com/#!/bosshogswife/status/416966374586863616
Phil Robertson obviously got the lion’s share of attention this month for his comments to GQ magazine, but he’s not the only Robertson speaking out about his beliefs. Don’t expect much press coverage of John Luke and Sadie Robertson, who on Saturday shared their faith at the Connect student conference in Sevierville, Tenn.
Business Cat
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I Should Change My Voicemail Greeting To Please..
Rainn Wilson: ‘Hanging out in a gated community with a gun, looking for some suspicious characters’
http://twitter.com/#!/rainnwilson/status/356456511070941185
Many are not amused by Wilson’s pot-stirring tweet.
http://twitter.com/#!/alpinenascar/status/356460270182346753 http://twitter.com/#!/JakeM555/status/356459424832946177 http://twitter.com/#!/_MissCuriosity_/status/356458971709718528 http://twitter.com/#!/Shmattheww/status/356457414884728832Others have some common sense to share with him.
http://twitter.com/#!/Whodunit4343/status/356458703345549312 http://twitter.com/#!/Kayceeque/status/356458411266813952Just another absurd celebrity tweet following last night’s not-guilty verdict for George Zimmerman.
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Plane versus skydiver
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