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Too Damn High
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
Happy St. Pat’s! Reagan Girl celebrates with Irish-themed Mad Libs®
https://twitter.com/#!/bootyp/status/181010743330746368
On Twitter now:
34 million Americans have Irish ancestry and that is almost nine times the population of Ireland which has 4.1 million people.
— Aron (@aron_facts) March 17, 2012
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff. -James Joyce
— Jen Deaderick (@jendeaderick) March 17, 2012
Here's a video of the Horslips playing Dearg Doom, back in their hippie prog Celtic rock days: http://t.co/EMzwqKwH Enjoy St Pat's Day.
— Maura McHugh (@splinister) March 17, 2012
A fine old tradition for St Pat's – dyeing the Chicago River green: http://t.co/3kVECzzm
— Lorelei King (@LoreleiKing) March 17, 2012
Pls don’t drink & drive on St. Pat’s Day weekend. Pick a desig. driver or visit http://t.co/ah45qFeo 2 see if AAA has programs in your area
— Member Relations (@AAACares) March 16, 2012
Éirinn go Brách: Inside The Dublin Guinness Brewery – Business Insider – http://t.co/rALHfNVH
— D. Steven White (@dstevenwhite) March 17, 2012
Book of Kells ~ Part I ~ documentary http://t.co/KrOwz9AW
— Ginny (@ginthegin) March 17, 2012
My St Pat's Day speech caused me to write a limerick for QLD election. General response: stick to my day job http://t.co/mfoMtdV6 KRudd
— Kevin Rudd (@MrKRudd) March 17, 2012
Just in time for St. Pat’s Day, @DrewDaywalt discusses the making of ‘Leprechaun’s Revenge’: http://t.co/k6Eqj6XS http://t.co/LH89M7pY
— FEARNET (@FEARNET) March 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/ashleebrooke12/status/181010888948596736
It's st pat's day. Pay me respect.
— plainpat (@plainpat) March 17, 2012
HAPPY ST. PAT’s DAY!: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DAYS — yes, I know, my last name sure does not hint that I migh… http://t.co/5QZ7wsw3
— Greta Van Susteren (@gretawire) March 17, 2012
Hmmm. “Fongul” doesn’t seem very Irish.
My piece on the gay ban at NYC's St Pat's parade: http://t.co/91Hc4sdl
— Richard J Conway (@RichardJConway) March 16, 2012
Happy St Patrick's Day. Here's my St Pat's Day piece in the Irish Echo: http://t.co/KFkZtAwD
— Chris Bowen (@Bowenchris) March 16, 2012
Just in time for St. Pat's. Pistachio cupcakes with pistachio buttercream. Jump on the pistachio train with us! http://t.co/E30M9vho ~MJ
— KingArthurFlour (@KingArthurFlour) March 16, 2012
Hope you're all enjoying St. Pat's day, or as I prefer to call it, 'two weeks to new #GameofThrones Eve'
— Dave Callan (@davecallantwit) March 17, 2012
St Patrick’s Day video round up: oldies but goodies http://t.co/2gjIYuxf
— Kathy Shaidle (@kshaidle) March 17, 2012
11 Beers You Should Try on St. Pat's http://t.co/nITkFkJd
— vexnews (@vexnews) March 17, 2012
Well, that seems a bit much, but . . . okay.
Counterpoint: Don’t pinch me. I’m Irish.
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People Without Allergies Be Like: "ahhh I Love
When A Photographer Combines Dogs And Peanut Butter, The Outcome Are Adorable
there is something truly…special about watching a dog try to pull peanut butter through the roofing of his / her mouth. From the one hand, your dog is relishing in flavor, but he or she most likely additionally seems some betrayed that there surely is much work a part of getting all of that goodness.
Fortunately, however, that sloppy dedication always prevails, as well as in the finish, they’re going to lick up all that peanut butter…even if it indicates looking like a dummy while carrying it out. One photographer, in particular, shot some tongue-smacking pictures and put together all of them into an adorable brand-new book.
Greg Murray is a Cleveland-based photographer whom works closely with neighborhood animal shelters and focuses on using pictures of pets.
His most well-known work thus far might-be “When it comes to Love Of Peanut Butter,” a series which catches puppies thoroughly enjoying a spoonful associated with tasty nut-based paste.
Murray informed ViralNova that he got the concept when he and his fiancée Kristin rescued a mastiff called Bailey. Murray adored getting Bailey all drooly (while they have a tendency to do) and take pictures.
He discovered the ultimate way to try this was to give this lady just a little peanut butter!
“So. Great.”
encouraged by Bailey, he began photographing his customers’ pooches eating peanut butter too!
as an element of Murray’s process, the dogs are merely provided a couple of spoonfuls — way too much peanut butter is not beneficial to puppies.
then he takes 25-75 pictures of this dog’s desperate attempts to lap up all of that deliciousness.
He claims that some of the dogs have actually trouble sitting still, but the majority of times, “they may be therefore dedicated to the peanut butter, that perhaps the many fidgety puppies remain put until they’re done.”
Murray stresses that he just allows puppies digest peanut butter that doesn’t include Xylitol, that will be harmful to pups.
Since Friday, Murray need photographed over 125 dogs for this task. All those pictures among others are available in his upcoming book For the passion for Peanut Butter: a photograph Booth. To see a lot more of Murray’s work, go to their website. Truth be told there, you can also commission him to photograph your pets, weddings, and occasions! It’s also wise to follow him on Instagram.
Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/greg-murray/
Awesome 48-inch Shell Firework
Absurd bias: Journo swoons over Jeb Bush, says MSM can help him win
http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaTweets/status/453130572710162432
And oh how true that is. “Game Change” author and TIME Senior Political Analyst Mark Halperin admitted it Monday morning.
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/453145989231038464No, really. He said that: “Huge MSM support of Jeb Bush on immigration can help him win.”
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453122697896423424Dude.
http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/453131094762606595It’s unbelievable, yet totally believable at this point. Also note the sneering condescension in Halperin’s statement.
http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/453134738036109312Yep. Contrary to the opinion of Better Than You journos, we aren’t idjits.
Halperin continued his lapdoggery:
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453124103063760896 http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453130657578115073Squee! He’s so dreamy! And we all know that the lapdog media loves having a President Boyfriend.
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453133200815321088 http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453133536200253440Sigh. Twitter users had some “helpful hints” about reality.
http://twitter.com/#!/FOWfan01/status/453150887561539584Bam.
http://twitter.com/#!/equaltreatment/status/453131397293936640 http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/453136851780386816 http://twitter.com/#!/conncarroll/status/453143334958411776Ding, ding, ding!
http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/453145400057556992Truth. Boom.
But, hey, at least there is this:
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/453136419608100864So, kudos Halperin for admitting the truth, albeit unintentionally.
Related:
‘The insanity never stops’: Jeb Bush ripped for suggesting that illegal immigration is ‘act of love’
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You won’t believe what Denver Post called Phil Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’
http://twitter.com/#!/Trenaway/status/417081637893963777
Hate-speech spewer. Bias? What bias?!
Unbelievable. OK, maybe it is totally believable coming from the Denver Post, which recently scrubbed “socialist” from profile of Arapahoe shooter.
As Twitchy reported, Phil Robertson will be back on “Duck Dynasty” after A&E reversed its decision to suspend Robertson. On the heels of that announcement, The Denver Post tweeted out this piece penned by its television critic.
http://twitter.com/#!/denverpost/status/417012075848679425 http://twitter.com/#!/DavidDenverBall/status/417018894394462208Seriously. The piece not only called Robertson a “hate-speech spewer, but it also referred to his comments as “unchristian,” “vile” and “bigoted.” Hmm. Taking a page from Piers Morgan’s book, Denver Post? Read the whole thing, if you can. It is hard to get through it due to an immediate and overwhelming desire to flee in embarrassment for the author. Perhaps the most humiliating and pitiful piece of all time? You decide.
While the opinion piece was penned by the television critic, The Denver Post backed it enough to see fit to promote it on its Facebook page.
That reader comment is dead-on. More comments on the Denver Post’s Facebook page sum it all up:
And more:
Bingo!
Also saying something? This:
http://twitter.com/#!/KSeefried/status/417053340954947584That might explain much.
Update:
A Denver Post staffer responds:
http://twitter.com/#!/danielpetty/status/417377512054718464Related:
Report: ‘A&E caves,’ Phil Robertson will be back on ‘Duck Dynasty’
Sweet schadenfreude! With Phil Robertson back on ‘Duck Dynasty,’ is GLAAD meltdown imminent?
‘Back to work!’: Willie Robertson calls Phil ‘a little crude but his heart is good’
GLAAD issues statement on Phil Robertson’s return to ‘Duck Dynasty’
Twitchy coverage of “Duck Dynasty”
Denver Post scrubs ‘socialist’ from profile of Arapahoe shooter
Denver Post editor explains deletion of ‘socialist’ from Arapahoe shooter profile
When making an observation in a comment section of Reddit.
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