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Snark few days: Ace offers up hilarious spoiler forecasts for Syfy’s ‘Sharknado’
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355424539464843266
Ha!
Ace of Spades got on another Twitter roll today, this time around making proposition wagers on twists and turns within the Syfy movie “Sharknado” which airing this evening.
Here’s a lot more of just what Ace believes we’re prone to see inside movie.
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355425282640973824 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355425545422503936With Al Gore cameo? ::fingers crossed::
Ace carried on:
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355426639850651650 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355427637478424577 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355428197246042112 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355430196347813888 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355430331236618241 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355431883158470656 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355432648438591491 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355433033777688579 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355433619449315328 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355434070206980096 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355436157884055552 http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355437553081516032Do you think we’d be lucky enough to have a Yakov Smirnoff cameo for this final one? ::fingers crossed::
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/355438080074846209At Ace of Spades, a pre Sharknado bond. It’s like Super Sunday, except on a Thursday and with phony sharks.
Relevant:
Sharknado! Greg Gutfeld and Andy Levy in snark-tastic discussion about upcoming Syfy channel movie
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/11/snark-week-ace-offers-up-hilarious-spoiler-predictions-for-syfys-sharknado/
So My Wife Sings The Same Song For Our Daughter..
Hold On To Your Hats (And Wear a Helmet)! The Hovercrafts Have Arrived.
The future is here! Just like out childhood cartoons promised us, we now have hovercraft technology. About time, right?
The Hendo Hoverboard uses a magnetic field that allows it, and a full-sized human on top, to defy gravity and hover above the ground. Despite Earnshaw’s theorem, which says that equilibrium can never be reached between two magnets, the Hendo uses a principle called magnetic field architecture to create stabilized movement. The board can be also propelled forward using this principle, and the Hendo was designed to react smoothly and naturally to the user’s motions.
To be technical, this technology already exists with high-speed rail, which uses electromagnetic currents to float the cars above the tracks, eliminating friction and allowing for a smooth, fast ride. The hoverboard, though, opens up the possibility of using hover technology for personal use, away from set tracks.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwX5NtF530]
Due to its operation, the Hendo requires a non-ferromagnetic surface to work–that means roughly, no transitional metals. Because of this, the creators of Hendo have also designed a special “hoverpark” as a place to demonstrate the board’s abilities.
The board doesn’t soar very high off the ground; think of it more like a skateboard without wheels, only the Hendo would be able to go up slopes with less energy, as it reacts to the surface.
Top and side views of the prototype board without a rider. It floats a few inches above the surface.
The hoverboard with a rider.
The designs for the top and bottom of the board. The positioning of the foot pads seems subject to change.
The design for the hoverpark, where the hoverboard can be ridden, much like a skateboard in a skatepark.
Greg and Jill Henderson, the founders of Hendo, know that a hoverboard might not be the next big thing in transportation technology. However, they regard the hoverboard, and its hover engine, as the first step in a possible new direction for vehicles and travel. It’s a technology that can be built upon to create more practical applications.
Right now, the hoverboard is still a prototype, and Hendo is actively seeking funding via Kickstarter, and hopes to expand the technology so that it’s more widely available in the near future.
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Happy St. Pat’s! Reagan Girl celebrates with Irish-themed Mad Libs®
https://twitter.com/#!/bootyp/status/181010743330746368
On Twitter now:
34 million Americans have Irish ancestry and that is almost nine times the population of Ireland which has 4.1 million people.
— Aron (@aron_facts) March 17, 2012
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff. -James Joyce
— Jen Deaderick (@jendeaderick) March 17, 2012
Here's a video of the Horslips playing Dearg Doom, back in their hippie prog Celtic rock days: http://t.co/EMzwqKwH Enjoy St Pat's Day.
— Maura McHugh (@splinister) March 17, 2012
A fine old tradition for St Pat's – dyeing the Chicago River green: http://t.co/3kVECzzm
— Lorelei King (@LoreleiKing) March 17, 2012
Pls don’t drink & drive on St. Pat’s Day weekend. Pick a desig. driver or visit http://t.co/ah45qFeo 2 see if AAA has programs in your area
— Member Relations (@AAACares) March 16, 2012
Éirinn go Brách: Inside The Dublin Guinness Brewery – Business Insider – http://t.co/rALHfNVH
— D. Steven White (@dstevenwhite) March 17, 2012
Book of Kells ~ Part I ~ documentary http://t.co/KrOwz9AW
— Ginny (@ginthegin) March 17, 2012
My St Pat's Day speech caused me to write a limerick for QLD election. General response: stick to my day job http://t.co/mfoMtdV6 KRudd
— Kevin Rudd (@MrKRudd) March 17, 2012
Just in time for St. Pat’s Day, @DrewDaywalt discusses the making of ‘Leprechaun’s Revenge’: http://t.co/k6Eqj6XS http://t.co/LH89M7pY
— FEARNET (@FEARNET) March 16, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/ashleebrooke12/status/181010888948596736
It's st pat's day. Pay me respect.
— plainpat (@plainpat) March 17, 2012
HAPPY ST. PAT’s DAY!: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DAYS — yes, I know, my last name sure does not hint that I migh… http://t.co/5QZ7wsw3
— Greta Van Susteren (@gretawire) March 17, 2012
Hmmm. “Fongul” doesn’t seem very Irish.
My piece on the gay ban at NYC's St Pat's parade: http://t.co/91Hc4sdl
— Richard J Conway (@RichardJConway) March 16, 2012
Happy St Patrick's Day. Here's my St Pat's Day piece in the Irish Echo: http://t.co/KFkZtAwD
— Chris Bowen (@Bowenchris) March 16, 2012
Just in time for St. Pat's. Pistachio cupcakes with pistachio buttercream. Jump on the pistachio train with us! http://t.co/E30M9vho ~MJ
— KingArthurFlour (@KingArthurFlour) March 16, 2012
Hope you're all enjoying St. Pat's day, or as I prefer to call it, 'two weeks to new #GameofThrones Eve'
— Dave Callan (@davecallantwit) March 17, 2012
St Patrick’s Day video round up: oldies but goodies http://t.co/2gjIYuxf
— Kathy Shaidle (@kshaidle) March 17, 2012
11 Beers You Should Try on St. Pat's http://t.co/nITkFkJd
— vexnews (@vexnews) March 17, 2012
Well, that seems a bit much, but . . . okay.
Counterpoint: Don’t pinch me. I’m Irish.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/17/happy-st-pats-reagan-girl-celebrates-with-irish-themed-mad-libs/
People Without Allergies Be Like: "ahhh I Love
When A Photographer Combines Dogs And Peanut Butter, The Outcome Are Adorable
there is something truly…special about watching a dog try to pull peanut butter through the roofing of his / her mouth. From the one hand, your dog is relishing in flavor, but he or she most likely additionally seems some betrayed that there surely is much work a part of getting all of that goodness.
Fortunately, however, that sloppy dedication always prevails, as well as in the finish, they’re going to lick up all that peanut butter…even if it indicates looking like a dummy while carrying it out. One photographer, in particular, shot some tongue-smacking pictures and put together all of them into an adorable brand-new book.
Greg Murray is a Cleveland-based photographer whom works closely with neighborhood animal shelters and focuses on using pictures of pets.
His most well-known work thus far might-be “When it comes to Love Of Peanut Butter,” a series which catches puppies thoroughly enjoying a spoonful associated with tasty nut-based paste.
Murray informed ViralNova that he got the concept when he and his fiancée Kristin rescued a mastiff called Bailey. Murray adored getting Bailey all drooly (while they have a tendency to do) and take pictures.
He discovered the ultimate way to try this was to give this lady just a little peanut butter!
“So. Great.”
encouraged by Bailey, he began photographing his customers’ pooches eating peanut butter too!
as an element of Murray’s process, the dogs are merely provided a couple of spoonfuls — way too much peanut butter is not beneficial to puppies.
then he takes 25-75 pictures of this dog’s desperate attempts to lap up all of that deliciousness.
He claims that some of the dogs have actually trouble sitting still, but the majority of times, “they may be therefore dedicated to the peanut butter, that perhaps the many fidgety puppies remain put until they’re done.”
Murray stresses that he just allows puppies digest peanut butter that doesn’t include Xylitol, that will be harmful to pups.
Since Friday, Murray need photographed over 125 dogs for this task. All those pictures among others are available in his upcoming book For the passion for Peanut Butter: a photograph Booth. To see a lot more of Murray’s work, go to their website. Truth be told there, you can also commission him to photograph your pets, weddings, and occasions! It’s also wise to follow him on Instagram.
Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/greg-murray/
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Absurd bias: Journo swoons over Jeb Bush, says MSM can help him win
http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaTweets/status/453130572710162432
And oh how true that is. “Game Change” author and TIME Senior Political Analyst Mark Halperin admitted it Monday morning.
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/453145989231038464No, really. He said that: “Huge MSM support of Jeb Bush on immigration can help him win.”
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453122697896423424Dude.
http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/453131094762606595It’s unbelievable, yet totally believable at this point. Also note the sneering condescension in Halperin’s statement.
http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/453134738036109312Yep. Contrary to the opinion of Better Than You journos, we aren’t idjits.
Halperin continued his lapdoggery:
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453124103063760896 http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453130657578115073Squee! He’s so dreamy! And we all know that the lapdog media loves having a President Boyfriend.
http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453133200815321088 http://twitter.com/#!/MarkHalperin/status/453133536200253440Sigh. Twitter users had some “helpful hints” about reality.
http://twitter.com/#!/FOWfan01/status/453150887561539584Bam.
http://twitter.com/#!/equaltreatment/status/453131397293936640 http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/453136851780386816 http://twitter.com/#!/conncarroll/status/453143334958411776Ding, ding, ding!
http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/453145400057556992Truth. Boom.
But, hey, at least there is this:
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/453136419608100864So, kudos Halperin for admitting the truth, albeit unintentionally.
Related:
‘The insanity never stops’: Jeb Bush ripped for suggesting that illegal immigration is ‘act of love’