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People question the new White House National Defense Resource Preparedness executive order

http://twitter.com/#!/RepDanGordon/status/181182257711685633

Twitter is buzzing with news of this.

The Official White House page is here

Sec. 201. Priorities and Allocations Authorities. (a) The authority of the President conferred by section 101 of the Act, 50 U.S.C. App. 2071, to require acceptance and priority performance of contracts or orders (other than contracts of employment) to promote the national defense over performance of any other contracts or orders, and to allocate materials, services, and facilities as deemed necessary or appropriate to promote the national defense, is delegated to the following agency heads:

Some of the twitter buzz:

https://twitter.com/#!/adamsbaldwin/status/181243996864131073

https://twitter.com/#!/hoffmanmichael/status/181249936283799553

@pampollard http://t.co/MOy5Fv4W A must read. Complete power grap by our POTUS

— Daren Ward (@derwood7) March 18, 2012

For those of you freaking out about the latest Obama executive order — chill. It just reorganizes orders from Reagan and Clinton

— David Martosko (@dmartosko) March 18, 2012

Single Dads, Take Notes — What This Guy Does For His Ex-Wife Is Amazing

Too often, we see couples going through bitter divorces. Between custody battles, child support, and splitting belongings in half, divorce can have a huge negative impact on kids.

Which is exactly what makes this dad so special. Father-of-two Billy Flynn is divorced, but that doesn’t stop him from going out of his way to shower his ex-wife with acts of kindness. Though they might not be in love anymore, they both love (and are loved) by two wonderful children, and that’s a bond that can never be broken. What follows is stated in his own words.

“It’s my ex-wife’s birthday today so I got up early and brought flowers and cards and a gift over for the kids to give her and helped them make her breakfast. Per usual someone asked me why the hell I still do things for her all the time. This annoys me. So ima [sic] break it down for you all.”

Facebook / Billy Flynn

“I’m raising two little men. The example I set for how I treat their mom is going to significantly shape how they see and treat women and affect their perception of relationships. I think even more so in my case because we are divorced.”

Facebook / Billy Flynn

“So if you aren’t modeling good relationship behavior for your kids, get your shit together. Rise above it and be an example. This is bigger than you. Raise good men. Raise strong women. Please. The world needs them now more than ever.”

Facebook / Billy Flynn

(via Love What Matters)

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Too often, we see couples going through bitter divorces. Between custody battles, child support, and splitting belongings in half, divorce can have a huge negative impact on kids.

“I’m raising two little men. The example I set for how I treat their mom is going to significantly shape how they see and treat women and affect their perception of relationships. I think even more so in my case because we are divorced.”

“So if you aren’t modeling good relationship behavior for your kids, get your shit together. Rise above it and be an example. This is bigger than you. Raise good men. Raise strong women. Please. The world needs them now more than ever.”

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the hardest part about being a Harry Potter fan. Here are the amazing results.

1. You try to keep your cool when someone asks, “Isn’t Harry Potter for children?”

2. You have best friends who aren’t obsessed with the series like you are.

3. A part of you dies when Dobby, Fred Weasley, and Professor Dumbledore die.

4. You cancel your Friday night plans to watch the Harry Potter weekend marathon on ABC Family.

5. No matter how hard you try, your broomstick will only be good for sweeping the floor and not for playing Quidditch.

6. You have a million questions for J.K. Rowling, but she’ll never answer them.

7. It’s a constant battle trying to get through every movie without hysterically crying.

8. You still haven’t received your Hogwarts letter in the mail.

9. You use Harry Potter references in everyday conversation, but it takes a while for people to catch on.

10. It’s always annoying when someone asks you to explain your Deathly Hallows tattoo.

11. Movie. Ginny. Weasley.

12. Anytime you go to Netflix to search for Harry Potter, nothing shows up.

13. You read so much fan fiction that you forget what is real and what is fake.

14. You’ll never stand in line at a bookstore at midnight to buy a new Harry Potter book.

15. You want to have deep conversations with the characters you grew up with.

16. You don’t know what your Patronus is.

17. Attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry isn’t actually possible.

18. You don’t know how to deal with the people who only watched the movies.

19. You date someone who doesn’t fully appreciate the beautiful world of Harry Potter.

20. It’s always difficult to hear someone hate on Hufflepuff when they’re actually amazing.

21. You always have the desire to reread the books, but you know bad things will always happen.

22. You can’t go to a bar and order Butterbeer.

23. It’s hard learning someone didn’t finish reading Deathly Hallows because it’s “too boring.”

24. You’ll never get to experience this magical world for the first time again.

25. Anytime you say “Accio remote!” it doesn’t come to you.

26. The word “always” brings you to tears without fail.

27. And the overwhelming feeling you get whenever you explain how important Harry Potter is to you.

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