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When A Hole Formed In Their Front Lawn, They Had No Idea They’d Find THIS Inside

When you’re out mowing your lawn, the last thing you might expect is for the ground to open up and swallow you whole. But that’s what almost happened to Emma James back in November.

The 45-year-old British woman first noticed an odd dip in her lawn a few months ago, but since then, it’s grown into a full-fledged hole that’s two feet by two feet…

James says she first noticed a small dip in her lawn back in November, but the spot grew and gave way when she poked it with a shovel.

Family are baffled after seven-foot deep hole opened up on their front lawn with rusty STEPS leading into the dark… https://t.co/C91qPgMz4J
— Paris Hatzievagelou (@parishatzi) March 9, 2016

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Today, it’s seven feet deep. Not only is there now a strange abyss in her yard, but from the surface, James can make out several rusty steps leading into the darkness.

A massive hole opened up in this family’s garden… and it has an unexpected surprise https://t.co/LcnizzR1g6 pic.twitter.com/nHKpzqo6IF
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) March 10, 2016

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Despite numerous calls to the city and company who built her home, James says no one has been able to offer an explanation for what lies below.

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Hopefully it doesn’t turn out to be some sort of demonic portal to the other side…

(via The Bucks Herald)

Well, that’s terrifying. I think I would try to move out if I found something like that in my front yard. Yikes.

‘Kudos, Democrats’! Report: These 2 cities account for a ‘jaw-dropping’ murder statistic

Liberal politicians led by President Obama have been telling voters they need to elect more Democrats to fix the problems the country faces. First let’s take a glance at what’s happening in cities Democrats have run for decades:

Wow.

Also, according to liberals, that shouldn’t be happening:

Go figure!

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Lebron: Episode 2

Discharged soldier: Tampa Bay getting rid of Kellen Winslow

http://twitter.com/#!/RossTuckerNFL/status/204571395508813824

Here’s some NFL news that came out of nowhere. One of the league’s most dominant tight ends, Kellen Winslow, was on SiriusXM radio early Monday morning and said he will NOT be back with the Bucs for the upcoming season.

Evidently Schiano told Winslow Saturday night that they are going in a different direction, trying to trade him.

— Ross Tucker (@RossTuckerNFL) May 21, 2012

Winslow said Bucs were upset he wasn't working out with them this offseason. Thinks he has a lot left. Caught 75 for 763 last year.

— Ross Tucker (@RossTuckerNFL) May 21, 2012

As soon as the news broke, NFL fans across the world tweeted mixed feelings. Some hope their team tries to acquire his services, while other fans wonder how much Winslow has left in the tank.

Kellen Winslow wants out of Tampa. Guess he feels he can be even less productive somewhere else.

— Angel (@NicCageFight) May 21, 2012

Send Kellen Winslow to the West Coast! He would shine in a west coast offense.

— mitchman (@mitchellboom) May 21, 2012

Wouldn't be that surprising if Seahawks took a look at Kellen Winslow after having Shiancoe, Tamme in for visits earlier.

— Danny Kelly (@FieldGulls) May 21, 2012

Kellen Winslow Jr. Just now realized today he has wasted his career on the Browns and Bucs.

— Charlie Weis (@FakeWeis) May 21, 2012

Bears should want Kellen Winslow because he could be a productive weapon for Cutty. But he's not a blocker and Bears need that at TE.

— DaBearsBlog (@dabearsblog) May 21, 2012

Kellen Winslow is done with the bucs.. I'll gladly take him back in a browns uniform.

— adam paul (@AyeeePeee) May 21, 2012

I wouldnt trade for Kellen Winslow… but i mean if they just gonna cut him id def kick the tires…. Guess Its the GM in me lol

— Ronald T. Shields II (@MrShields2) May 21, 2012

Is Kellen Winslow still any good? Naw he was just a college player

— ViNCE MtZ (@ViNCE__11) May 21, 2012

It would make sense for the New York Giants to try to acquire Kellen Winslow. They can't go into 2012 with just Martellus Bennett.

— Kyle Casey (@kylecasey094) May 21, 2012

In case you’re not familiar with the 28-year-old, he’s most famous for this “I’m a SOLDIER!” rant.

Kellen "im a soldier" Winslow is on the trade market http://t.co/qfHbL085 all time great sound bite #wedontcareboutnobodyexceptthisU

— Kevin Byers (@Kevbro_) May 21, 2012

Waiting for a Kellen Winslow soldier tirade part II.

— Tim Vassilakos (@TeeJayV) May 21, 2012

A soldier with no home? For shame…RT @GerdOzone: Wow, I can't believe Kellen Winslow was told that he's not wanted. LOL.

— Rob Kunz (@RobKunz_) May 21, 2012

(1/2) Guess the soldier is getting discharged. RT@AdamSchefter: Via @RossTuckerNFL, TE Kellen Winslow told Sirius the Buccaneers are try …

— Joshua Collins (@Echo4CharlieJD) May 21, 2012

He Thought He Was Trolling His Mom…But Then She Sent Him This Hilarious Photo

The first time I swore in front of my mom, she nearly keeled over.

In the heat of an argument (you know, one of those fights that tends to follow teenagers around), I said, “GO TO HELL,” to my mom and immediately regretted my decision. She was stunned. I was stunned. The dog was stunned.

If I happened to be Jason Bateman and not a teenager from the pits of hormonal hell, this would’ve been me.

After a nice week of grounding, I went back out into the world knowing that I should never test my mother like that again.

However, I did it over and over again because teenagers are genetically awful. That being said, I think what this mom did to her son when he jokingly swore at her via text will make him change his ways.

In a series uploaded by this Imgur user, you can see one mom living her best life as her son pushes her buttons via text while he’s at school. Here’s the conversation from the beginning. Just watch it all unfold in the screenshots below.

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Everyone Thought It Was A Gender Reveal Party, But They Got A Crazy Surprise Instead

Desiree Fortin and her husband were given plenty of bad news while they tried to become pregnant. It wasn’t until a lucky round of IVF that they finally got some of the good variety. They were pregnant with not one…not two…but three babies!

When it came time for their gender reveal party, they had shared with everyone that they were pregnant with twins. Watch as they unveil the genders of their babies…the third little secret they had up their sleeve had everyone in shock!

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What an awesome surprise to drop at the party! These triplets are going to be born into such a loving family.