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More than 20 faint at Obama speech; explanations offered
http://twitter.com/#!/AHMalcolm/status/223949957189730304
Paramedics (not paralegals!) from the Roanoke, Va. fire department treated 21 people at President Obama’s speech today and took one to the hospital. The fire marshal blamed the heat, but Twitter knows better.
Must have been biz owners hearing his tax plan. RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: More than 20 People Faint During Obama Speech… http://t.co/7iDsQ89N
— Capehog (@capehog) July 14, 2012
But paralegals were on hand to help. RT @benhowe: RT @dcexaminer: ‘More than 20 people’ faint during Obama speech http://t.co/mYl3pEDA
— Suzi Basterd (@suzibasterd) July 14, 2012
Sign out front padding attendence: "FREE BATH SALTS." RT @dcexaminer: ‘More than 20 people’ faint during Obama speech http://t.co/DOTUP2zR
— Bob Owens (@bob_owens) July 14, 2012
How many threw up? RT @PatDollard: More than 20 People Faint During Obama Speech http://t.co/ukb8G9FI #tcot”
— CA PATRIOT (@Cutiepi2u) July 14, 2012
#Obama blows so much hot air during speech 20 people faint – http://t.co/GPXuOnzY #wow #teaparty #tlot #tcot #ocra #news #politics
— johnny Doggs (@Johnny_Doggs) July 14, 2012
Does anyone remember where the key to the storage locker is?
https://twitter.com/IfKeep/status/223964550607806466
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/13/more-than-20-faint-at-obama-speech-explanations-offered/
BuzzFeed copywriter Josh Fjelstad to GOProud: ‘SUCK MY D*CK’
http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisRBarron/status/292291612766269443
BuzzFeed senior copywriter Josh Fjelstad went silent on Twitter today after deleting the super classy evidence of his oh-so-enlightened tolerance directed at gay conservative group GOProud.
“WOW GOPROUD FINALLY CAME OUT IN SUPPORT OF GAY MARRIAGE. SO PROGRESSIVE. SO PROUD OF YOU. SUCK MY DICK,” he tweeted, along with a link to a BuzzFeed post about GOProud’s adoption of a pro-gay marriage resolution. The resolution supports the right of each state to define marriage and calls for decisions to be made via referenda or legislation rather than judicial activism.
@jtlol @joshfjelstad @buzzfeed grabbed a screen shot, the tweet isn’t gone everywhere twitter.com/ChrisRBarron/s…
— Chris Barron (@ChrisRBarron) January 18, 2013
The tweet was also archived by the automated Twitter aggregation service Topsy.
Great argument, Josh! Changing hearts and minds, one “suck my d*ck” at a time.
@adamsbaldwin indeed, the tolerant left tolerates everything and everyone except those that disagree @gaypatriot
— Chris Barron (@ChrisRBarron) January 18, 2013
He followed up with another since-deleted tweet: “It appears my last tweet’s point was somehow unclear: I’m saying that it’s offensive how long it took GOProud to support GAY marriage.”
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As for Chris Barron, he’ll pass:
@maryclimer @joshfjelstad @jimmylasalvia he was too busy asking us to suck his dick… which i will pass on…
— Chris Barron (@ChrisRBarron) January 18, 2013
If a senior copywriter at FOX News had told a pro-gay group to “suck his dick” the left would demand he was fired twitter.com/joshfjelstad/s…
— Chris Barron (@ChrisRBarron) January 18, 2013
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And a good question from GayPatriot:
Did @joshfjelstad want @barackobama to suck his dick last year after he “evolved”?@buzzfeed @maryclimer @chrisrbarron
— GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) January 18, 2013
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GOProud’s Executive Director Jimmy LaSalvia told Ali Akbar, “It is not an appropriate tweet from someone who is a senior copy writer at BuzzFeed. I was under the impression that BuzzFeed was a news outlet.”
Let’s admit it… BuzzFeed is just a liberal bloggggg. They’ve been avoiding the Talking Points Memo label, but it’s coming.
— Ali A. Akbar (@ali) January 18, 2013
So true:
BuzzFeed breathlessly covers Ole Miss ‘riot’ over Obama win; Students, local media debunk
BuzzFeed called out on false ‘Ryan walks out on interview’ headline, Obama campaign spins
BuzzFeed ‘reporter’: Romney helping a dying boy sure is icky and morbid; The decent set him straight
Lapdog at BuzzFeed ‘reports’: ‘Romney just passed a confederate flag’; Ace of Spades pounds
BuzzFeed highlights attacks on Sandra Fluke with tweet targeting … Dana Loesch
BuzzFeed: Conservative media totally stoking ‘race war’; ‘Just bloggers’ mock, debunk
Buzzfeed uses liberals’ tweets to portray conservatives as stupid
Hat tip: Viral Read
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/18/buzzfeed-copywriter-josh-fjelstad-to-goproud-suck-my-dck/
The Nose Knows
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Gratefulness In Childhood
This Dog Was Tied Up In The Woods, But There Was Something Even More Heartbreaking
Many hunters in Greece consider their hunting dogs to be more like tools of their trade and not living, breathing creatures.
Unfortunately, this often results in their abuse and neglect. One night, animal rescuer Valia Orfanidou received a call about an abandoned dog in the mountains. She drove through the dark forest to find him, and made a sad discovery when she finally did. Tied to a tree and left to starve was a nine-year-old hunting dog with a minor limp.
Orfanidou freed the abandoned animal and guided him back to her car, hoping to give him a second chance at life.
She transported the dog, who she later named Tool, to a local shelter.
The next morning, Tool was confused and lethargic. He wandered the shelter like a ghost and avoided contact with staff and other animals.
Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/tool-rescue/
She Took A Piece Of Fabric And Made It Into A Pillow Cover Without Sewing
Oftentimes, redecorating comes at a ridiculous cost. Wallpaper, paint, new furniture…the list goes on. But when it comes to giving a couch a whole new look, you can stop at just one item: fabric you probably already have lying around.
Without even sewing or cutting her swatch of cloth, this woman gives a throw pillow a makeover in just two minutes!
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I can’t believe how easy that was! If you have a plain-looking couch, you can do so much to spice it up with fun fabrics like this one. What a fast, adorable way to makeover a piece of furniture you use every day.
These 27 Animals Know Exactly What Makes Them Beautiful. And They Flaunt It.
If the animal kingdom had its own version of Facebook, these adorable animals would never have to worry about un-tagging any unflattering photos. The natural beauties were clearly born to be in front of a camera! Somehow, they’re naturally photogenic (and way more than I’ll ever be).
I hope your confidence isn’t easily shaken…
1.) This divine duck.
2.) This hunky hound.
3.) This marvelous moose.
4.) This bewitching bunny.
5.) These wonderful wolves.
6.) This hair-raising horse.
7.) This handsome husky.
8.) This sultry seal.
9.) This fantastic fox.
10.) This delightful doggy.
11.) This fresh-faced fox.
12.) This beautiful brown bear.
13.) This graceful gorilla.
14.) This precious porcupine.
15.) This stunning sloth.
16.) This foxy fishy.
17.) This glamorous goat.
18.) This winsome whale.
19.) This captivating kangaroo.
20.) These elegant eagles.
21.) This magnificent mallard.
22.) This alluring amphibian.
23.) This gorgeous giraffe.
24.) This breath-taking bear.
25.) This lovely llama.
26.) This pretty panda.
(via Blaze Press.)
Maybe one day we’ll all be able to reach this level of elegant grace. (But probably not.) At least my mom still thinks I’m cute! Share all the animal eye-candy with your friends using the buttons below.
Read more: http://viralnova.com/photogenic-animals/
Get on my level
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Things seem blurrier than usual
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