Author: Leaman Ralph

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April 20: Cannabis Day, the Columbine massacre, and Hitler’s birthday

http://twitter.com/#!/ScottyGergelis/status/193097593558024192

Today potheads all over the country (except students at the University of Colorado, Boulder) will joyfully light up a joint to celebrate National Weed Day. But this day isn’t just about marijuana. It’s also the 13th anniversary of the Columbine massacre and the birthday of Adolf Hitler. Naturally, Twitter had much to say about all three events:

#Happy420 to all my fellow stoners!!! Stay positive love life and smoke good!!! #SALUTE

— Masspike Miles (@MasspikeMiles) April 20, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/strpljenspasen/status/193252185587458048

Today is Hitler's Birthday… What do you get the man who has killed everyone?

— Al Del Bene (@AlDelBene) April 20, 2012

It's Hitler's birthday. Or, as Mel Gibson calls it, "Christmas".

— Dan Anstey (@Dan_Anstey) April 20, 2012

The woman in Safeway's bakery department sounded really weird on the phone after I ordered a "Happy Birthday Hitler" cake.

— Nick Stadler (@Nickadoo) April 20, 2012

Update: Predictably, no one is happier today than rapper Wiz Khalifa.

Related: Some disturbed Twitter users are paying tribute to the Columbine killers.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/20/april-20-cannabis-day-the-columbine-massacre-and-hitlers-birthday/

Here’s 23 People Who Never Saw It Coming… And Got Owned. #6 Is Hilarious But #10… OMG.

You have to expect the unexpected. Otherwise you get owned. Well, only sometimes. 😉 But these 23 people weren’t quite as lucky. Seriously, between run away dogs, exploding doors, and angry goats, I’ll bet you won’t either.

1. Wow, I bet he wished he knew about the secret project.

2. I’ll bet he didn’t know he could do that. Ouch.

3. Hahaha.

4. Didn’t know ski’s were vengeful.

5. He knew he fell. But not that it wasn’t over.

6. LOL.

7. Ninja squirrel!

8. Aliens have landed. News ALERT.

9. 0_0

10. I’ll bet he didn’t know his jump would end so badly…

11. Meanie.

12. No way she knew about his temper.

13. Totally didn’t see that photobomb coming.

14. Well that back fired.

15. Oh man that hurts.

16. Well that sucks.

17. That’s awesome!

18.Literally the last thing I expected.

19. Umm…ok?

20. He didn’t see that one coming.

21. Awesome-sauce.

22. No one he’ll ever trust his parents again.

23. Yes, Taylor Swift is “shocked” at every awards show.

Seriously, Taylor Swift’s always shocked. You can’t blame us for pointing out the obvious. 🙂 (H/T: BuzzFeed) If you didn’t expect these either, share them your friends below.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/people-who-got-owned/

‘Lolol’: Kansas City Police Department promises to investigate snack lead

An all points hot dog bulletin was issued:

https://twitter.com/QuikTrip/status/484724236175826944

The Kansas City Police Department definitely plans to investigate:

https://twitter.com/kcpolice/status/484726968030482433

Ha!

https://twitter.com/Adezzygirl/status/484730580160892928

https://twitter.com/juliechilders/status/484727803141574658

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/03/lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead/

John Travolta shows a dark side at Qantas event [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/KateSpencer1/status/516683881148608513

Something in these photos of John Travolta at an event for Qantas Airlines at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport draws the eye:

Now speaking, Qantas Ambassador John Travolta! Aviation enthusiast and Qantas loyalist. #qantas2dfw pic.twitter.com/XhPtYLZ41p

— Qantas Airways USA (@QantasUSA) September 29, 2014

Now that’s some dark hair.

John Travolta on hand #qantas2dfw @QantasUSA pic.twitter.com/l88ejCLtgV

— Taylor Lumsden (@TaylorLumsden) September 29, 2014

Actor John Travolta speaking to reporters at @dfwairport about @Qantas #A380, pic via @TaylorLumsden. pic.twitter.com/43awTQINj9

— Jason Whitely (@JasonWhitely) September 29, 2014

Just For Men? – MT“@JasonWhitely: John Travolta speaking at @dfwairport about @Qantas #A380, pic via @TaylorLumsden. pic.twitter.com/bPEJAzl0gc”

— Gus Contreras (@GusContreras21) September 29, 2014

@GusContreras21 @JasonWhitely @dfwairport @Qantas @TaylorLumsden kinda looks like a mask doesn't it?

— Julia Gregory (@yarnmaven) September 29, 2014

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/29/john-travolta-shows-a-dark-side-at-qantas-event-photos/