‘Lolol’: Kansas City Police Department promises to investigate snack lead

An all points hot dog bulletin was issued:

https://twitter.com/QuikTrip/status/484724236175826944

The Kansas City Police Department definitely plans to investigate:

https://twitter.com/kcpolice/status/484726968030482433

Ha!

https://twitter.com/Adezzygirl/status/484730580160892928

https://twitter.com/juliechilders/status/484727803141574658

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/03/lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead/

RIP: Kansas City Police report discovery of deceased hair extension

http://twitter.com/#!/DrCherryThunder/status/518231503096926208

We're doing a #kctweetalong tomorrow night! Follow here to see what our officers do on typical #KC Friday night. We'll be in Central Patrol

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 2, 2014

The last time we saw the Kansas City Police Department having fun with Twitter was earlier this week, when they asked the public not to commit crimes during the Royals game. Friday, the police had some more fun with Twitter by announcing the discovery of a deceased hair extension at 39th and Benton.

Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/7lXiyjTOlV

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014

Our police are better than yours "@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton pic.twitter.com/Xwbtk1ptNi

— Eric Grospitch (@UMKCDeanEric) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/9Iw1zCiFhV” Stay classy KC! 😂

— Claire Rose (@Claire_Rose97) October 4, 2014

#RIP RT @kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/CFYZ2w70tF

— Terry Blastenbrei (@elSicomoro) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice RIP weave.

— Kara the Tart (@ItsKaraCake) October 4, 2014

Rest in Pieces RT “@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/YJ7PGUB5mR

— JayDoc (@ARjdoc) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice 😆😆😆😆😆

— Leann Malaschak (@prairiegirl0028) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice That's called a tumbleweave!

— The Pedestrian Path (@kcpedestrian) October 4, 2014

RIP #neverforget @kcpolice Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong

— JB Chappell (@jbchapp) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice TUMBLE WEAVE #kctweetalong

— Adrianne (@Yo_Adrianne044) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice I love #kctweetalong Nights

— Rich (@JhawkRich) October 4, 2014

The police can’t escape hair problems tonight.

Going to patrol around the haunted houses in the West Bottoms #kctweetalong

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014

A bloody werewolf on stilts just bounced by us. #kctweetalong

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/03/rip-kansas-city-police-report-discovery-of-deceased-hair-extension/