MSNBC declares Rep. Steve Stockman a ‘Twitter troll’

http://twitter.com/#!/R_Dudley66/status/411619017321746432

What bias? We’re aware of that Pew poll that found MSNBC’s programming is 86% liberal opinion and only 14% news. So it’s not surprising that MSNBC would declare Texas Rep. Steve Stockman a Twitter troll. After all, Stockman’s an unapologetic conservative who speaks his mind, so of course to MSNBC that’s considered “trolling.”

http://twitter.com/#!/msnbc/status/411614035223003136

The proof? MSNBC’s Irin Carmon and Nisha Chittal reproduce, under the headline “Rep. Steve Stockman’s most outrageous abortion tweets,” 10 of Stockman’s tweets that comprise “Steve Stockman’s Twitter War on Women.” For example, check out his tweet that demonstrates “His I-know-what’s-best-for-women approach to describing abortion.”

http://twitter.com/#!/StockmanSenate/status/354732743168491520

Yes, despite Wendy Davis’ filibuster, Texas did pass a law that would hold abortion clinics to higher medical standards and require them to have admitting privileges at nearby hospitals in the case of complications. That tweet doesn’t sound like trolling to us.

Well, how about the “time he was dismissive of women who want control of their reproductive decisions.” Behold:

http://twitter.com/#!/ReElectStockman/status/354396175392190467

What a troll, huh? And this guy wants to be a Senator? MSNBC can’t let that happen, can it?

Related:

Twitchy coverage of Steve Stockman

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/13/msnbc-declares-rep-steve-stockman-a-twitter-troll/

Ouch! The reason why Kristen Johnston ‘wanted to smack the sh*t out of’ Gwyneth Paltrow’

http://twitter.com/#!/corygc/status/449569409065955330

In the event you weren’t mindful:

http://twitter.com/#!/ShadowShook/status/449662111099408384

Beleaguered star and Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow recently explained to E! ideas that mothers just which work 9-5 got it means simpler than rich actresses which work 2 months annually.

http://twitter.com/#!/moderncomments/status/449515516990730240

Simply basically to provide a well-deserved thumping towards “consciously uncoupled” Gwyneth, “3rd Rock” and “The Exes” star Kristen Johnston operates returned on Twitter …

http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/450060805250101248

… and she’s arranged a brand new webpage generally One huge Mouth.

http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/450155387656761344

In a post on ass-kissing, Johnston writes:

I’ve constantly had a healthier and balanced disrespect for many who bitch and groan. Particularly when wankers like Goopy Gwyneth say outrageous shit like increasing kids as a kachillionare celebrity could be therefore more difficult than moms only whom work 9 to 5. trust in me, as soon as we heard that I would recently been so offended we desired to smack the shit from the woman, additionally. (we issue, as control, we drive the lady to phone house in the us, which men and women explore “inconsequential” things, and force your ex lover to consume mozzarella mozzarella mozzarella cheese from a can.)

Mark left. Also, we a craving for canned mozzarella mozzarella cheese.

Whichn’t in the beginning KJo doled apart some difficult constantly Gwyneth.

http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/327181352556453888

For folks who haven’t appreciate this evisceration of Paltrow yet, enjoy:

http://twitter.com/#!/ar_christiansen/status/449594764527013888

Relevant:

Whole Twitchy safety of Kristen Johnston

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/01/i-wanted-to-smack-the-sht-out-of-her-check-out-kristen-johnstons-punishment-for-gwyneth-paltrow/

‘It’s perhaps not meals, it’s assault’: Fabulous barbecued violence [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/RyanSuperduty/status/526127260538253312

Early in the day this thirty days Twitchy reported on animal security in legislation activist Kelly Atlas from Direct Action around screaming at restaurant clients for consuming, you recognize, dishes.

Regard this psychological motion-picture of a lady protesting the abuse making use of this lady ‘little girl’ normally Snow, the chicken

Kelly’s message positively struck residence for Massachussets radio amount Greg Hill which tweeted  from the 2014 Wachussett pitch BBQ Fest.

Heh.

Pass the sauce.

Get more information: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/26/its-not-food-its-violence-delicious-barbecued-violence-pic/

#AARPsucks: 8 even more unforgettable ways to inform AARP just to take a hike [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/goglobalfood/status/411136750741098496

Each morning this a month, Twitchy reported about eight memorable means folks cared for immediately AARP junk e-mail.

Perhaps you must make provision for an email that you just’re not into Obamacare shills. Or just you just don’t worthy of getting a membership application in regards to the 23rd bday. The overriding point is, the Twitterverse frequently offer some ideas for coping with the envelopes avoiding mailboxes globally.

http://twitter.com/#!/bgc558/status/411123246193340416 http://twitter.com/#!/grindingdude/status/410177123564134400 http://twitter.com/#!/JoAnn_Bill/status/409421853250174978 http://twitter.com/#!/im_marcie/status/411610315726405633

Will obtaining the girl through AARP customer record? This is really but be looked at. But hey, it’s just how she rolls.

http://twitter.com/#!/im_marcie/status/411875121595289600

[Update]

a supplementary additional concept from Fox some ideas function Jedediah Bila:

http://twitter.com/#!/JedediahBila/status/411927518879297537

Rea additional: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/14/aarpsucks-8-more-memorable-ways-to-tell-aarp-to-take-a-hike-pics/

Rupert Murdoch: ‘Fix schools or manage far more Fergusons’

http://twitter.com/#!/kennysouthwell/status/501048315765469185

Rupert Murdoch says you will see more Ferguson indications if even more choices aren’t established by schools being “fixed.”

http://twitter.com/#!/hinterlandg/status/501047224168894464

Because of this precisely what exactly would Murdoch advise?

http://twitter.com/#!/KCKARP/status/501057754316800002

More than likely.

http://twitter.com/#!/MACHTink/status/501046473443004416

Particularly.

Have significantly more resources: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/17/um-what-does-education-have-to-do-with-ferguson-unrest-rupert-murdoch-fix-schools-or-face-more-fergusons/

‘What the … what?’ This Windows 8.1 install option is hilarious [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/comradejoe2/status/427834381370019840

Haha, floppy disks! Oh wait …

http://twitter.com/#!/JontheGeekGuy/status/392300402257190912

Snicker.

Wow! The future is totally awesome!

http://twitter.com/#!/IamJoogle/status/427508823549435904

The hilarious and flabbergasting likely Photoshop is making the rounds again on Twitter. Terrible pirated install? Photoshop? Too funny to check? In any event, the result is many giggles.

http://twitter.com/#!/billmurphy/status/428188969835446272 http://twitter.com/#!/vrzone/status/427761611735314432 http://twitter.com/#!/jerrykuch/status/428032151859109888 http://twitter.com/#!/ericnakagawa/status/427995340902375424

And for the geek-mockery win:

http://twitter.com/#!/w0ts0n/status/427514501622398976

Gasping!

This Twitter user brings it all home:

http://twitter.com/#!/mdrache/status/428188656143052800

Oh dear.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/428189233845501952

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/28/what-the-what-this-windows-8-1-install-option-is-hilarious-and-flabbergasting-pics/

Is this what climate marchers plan to ‘flood Wall St.’ with today? [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/coolhandschlute/status/512675129982066688

That’s a good prediction. As Twitchy readers know, slacktivist absurdity and hypocrisy abounded on Sunday during the “People’s Climate March.” Today they are taking it to Wall Street.

Climate protesters to 'flood' Wall Street on Monday http://t.co/fgZJjU2XRi

— Mike Hayes (@michaelhayes) September 21, 2014

Climate activists gather early in Lower Manhattan for the #FloodWallStreet action today. http://t.co/fITGicJC3M pic.twitter.com/ymHqopASpr

— Democracy Now! (@democracynow) September 22, 2014

Around 400 or 500 people at Battery Pk 4 #FloodWallStreet pic.twitter.com/wFS2itTDCY

— Joshua Holland (@JoshuaHol) September 22, 2014

#floodwallstreet @NaomiAKlein on the peoples mic as the crowd gathers! pic.twitter.com/5DscGU1JpF

— Changes Everything (@thischanges) September 22, 2014

Sign at #FloodWallStreet: "Stop Climate Chaos!" pic.twitter.com/xWn5aubVrT

— Tim Eastman (@TimBEastman) September 22, 2014

So far #FloodWallStreet has a block party atmosphere. People are excited and friendly. #newyorkcity pic.twitter.com/ydpPHrtYwP

— Hrag (@hragv) September 22, 2014

Pic from my dad, who's at #floodwallstreet today pic.twitter.com/vDZtHp2MP6

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) September 22, 2014

Sigh.

But remember this from Sunday’s march?

#PeopleClimateMarch looks like they just relocated from the "Occupy Wall Street" sites…same faces, amount of garbage and hypocrisy #tcot

— Mark Kaczmarek (@CoachKacz) September 21, 2014

Yep. The hypocrites predictably left piles of rubbish. Is THAT what they plan? To “flood Wall Street” with trash.

@msnbc: Thousands descend on Wall Street to protest…climate change: http://t.co/rtGIjuLh3g” LEAVING GARBAGE TO SET CAUSE BACK BY 10 YRS!

— Derek T McKinney (@DerekTMcKinney) September 22, 2014

Sorry “THE CAUSE”!!! Will it happen again? Stay tuned! (Spoiler: Of course it will.)

Related:

‘Hey @LeoDiCaprio you going to sweep up?’ Climate marchers leave behind piles of trash

In case you missed it, this MTV star flogged climate marcher Leonardo DiCaprio with one photo

Is this the yacht Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t want to talk about at #PeoplesClimate march?

‘Hey @LeoDiCaprio you going to sweep up?’ Climate marchers leave behind piles of trash

Leonardo DiCaprio at #ClimateMarch photos are mock-worthy; Michelle Fields corners; Updated

‘Freaks!’ Joe Bastardi retweets photo of ‘ideological child abuse’ at #PeopleClimateMarch

‘Morons!’ See Katie Pavlich destroy #ClimateMarch hypocrites with their own photos

Is this #ClimateMarch sign the least self-aware thing EVER? (Hint: Yes. Yes it is) [photos]

This creepy puppet and interpretive dance from #ClimateMarch will make your sides ache [photos]

It takes under 140 characters to crush the slacktivist absurdity of #PeopleClimateMarch [photos]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/22/is-this-what-climate-marchers-plan-to-floodwallstreet-with-today-photos/

Candace Cameron Bure, Lori Loughlin; ‘Deej, Aunt Becky grown up’ [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/LoriLoughlin/status/422181384468197376

Fellow former “Full House” cast member John Stamos helped promote Lori Loughlin’s new series, “When Calls the Heart,” which premiered Saturday night on the Hallmark Channel.

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnStamos/status/421672899687514113

Another former “Full House” cast member, the awesome feminist-meltdown-inspiring Candace Cameron Bure, headed to the premiere event.

http://twitter.com/#!/candacecbure/status/422189195856470016

Fierce, as always!

Cameron Bure then took to Twitter to post more “kick ass” pics: This time, the photos featured Ms. Loughlin as well.

http://twitter.com/#!/candacecbure/status/422277385657253888

We love it too.

http://twitter.com/#!/candacecbure/status/422263600955547648

Stunning.

http://twitter.com/#!/derekpaterson/status/422273758192480256 http://twitter.com/#!/Short_Mocha/status/422268010703765504

Who doesn’t?

More photos of the strong and stunning ladies to come?

http://twitter.com/#!/candacecbure/status/422272113894903809

Ms. Loughlin brought it all home with this blast-from-the-past retweet:

http://twitter.com/#!/sohlsen49/status/422396469782392832 http://twitter.com/#!/AceMc122/status/422396115401465856 http://twitter.com/#!/cengland37/status/422424452802965504

And an exit question:

http://twitter.com/#!/emily_dolan/status/422420106782986241

Related:

Twitchy coverage of Candace Cameron Bure

Twitchy coverage of Lori Loughlin

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/12/reunion-alert-candace-cameron-bure-lori-loughlin-reveal-deej-aunt-becky-grown-up-with-stunning-pics/

Liberals think it’s ‘so freaking funny’: Voter ID law works as intended in Arkansas

http://twitter.com/#!/Howiedaman55/status/469286515466846208

Left wingers are absolutely giddy because Asa Hutchinson—a GOP gubernatorial candidate who supports voter ID laws— forgot his ID when he went to the polls to vote on Monday. Hutchinson was mildly inconvenienced (due to his own negligence) but was still able to vote after retrieving his ID. The event probably resides on the disaster scale somewhere between not having change for the parking meter and forgetting to pick up milk on your way home. But it’s totally HILARIOUS and ironic and stuff.

http://twitter.com/#!/comeonnoles/status/469298106777874432

RIGHT? It’s hysterical.

http://twitter.com/#!/liberal_parnell/status/469279195130896384

How sweet it is.

http://twitter.com/#!/allthewayleft/status/469285702111203328

L…O…L, indeed, friend.

http://twitter.com/#!/kankokage/status/469281393168896000

But wait. If you think about it this sort of shows that the law applies to everybody and not just minorities like the Democrats have tried to tell everyone.

http://twitter.com/#!/NoPCspin/status/469281876738179072

And it didn’t prevent Hutchinson from voting. He even won the primary. But he did have a staffer he could send to pick up his ID for him. What about people who might have to go get their own ID?

http://twitter.com/#!/jarsthemule/status/469281058069172224 http://twitter.com/#!/BumoutD/status/469308384886673408

Maybe the irony is in lefties celebrating that voter ID laws aren’t what they say they are.

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/21/liberals-think-its-so-freaking-funny-voter-id-law-works-as-intended-in-arkansas/

Obama superfan Katy Perry offers to write Hillary Clinton ‘theme song’

http://twitter.com/#!/katyperry/status/480105360452104193

Katy Perry, the singer just who campaigned for President Obama in 2012 dressed as a filled-in ballot for Obama/Biden admission, isn’t wasting any moment picking a favorite when you look at the 2016 campaign.

Appearing with a copy of “Hard Choices,” Perry told Hillary Clinton that she’d write this lady a “theme song” if she needed one.

http://twitter.com/#!/prismaticwitch/status/480105435358175232

Good concern. Bimbo eruptions? Cattle futures? Benghazi?

http://twitter.com/#!/UCFH/status/480105822781849600

We knew you’re You’re going to come to me And here you might be However better pick very carefully ‘Cause we, I’m effective at something Of everything

Hey, that actually does sorts of work.

Related:

Oh, my: Katy Perry sings for Obama/Biden in exudate ballot gown

‘Credible governmental spokesperson’ Katy Perry promotions for Obama in ‘Forward’ dress

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/20/obama-superfan-katy-perry-offers-to-write-hillary-clinton-theme-song/