Obama takes jabs at cable networks at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

http://twitter.com/#!/tjholmes/status/462779977206095873

Of course, the president was expected to take a few shots at the media during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — that’s how it works. And the shots were pretty good.

http://youtu.be/apJk79aNozs

https://twitter.com/Bobblespeak/status/462780269863636992

https://twitter.com/tjholmes/status/462780365162422272

https://twitter.com/AlisaJass/status/462781576292495360

 

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President Big Spender: ‘We can’t just keep throwing money at the problem’

http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/476063330310696962

Please. Says the guy who’s helped propel the national debt to over $17.5 trillion. Says the guy who spends our money like it’s going out of style.

http://twitter.com/#!/TheBrandonMorse/status/476063455250624512

Oh yeah. If there’s anyone who can “keep throwing money” at problems indefinitely, it’s Barack Obama. After all, it’s no skin off his Pinocchio nose.

http://twitter.com/#!/baldingschemer/status/476063603187933186

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/09/president-big-spender-we-cant-just-keep-throwing-money-at-the-problem/

Brad Thor features truly an unsettling note in connection with Gitmo recidivism rate

http://twitter.com/#!/candicanelane/status/472872442759634944

President Obama purchased five Taliban frontrunners circulated from Gitmo for return of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, who’d previously already been held in Afghanistan since 2009.

Creator Brad Thor features a contact of what amount of when it comes to distributed from Gitmo are recognized to gone back to terrorist jobs:

http://twitter.com/#!/BradThor/status/472865165751635968

Thor was indeed talking about a report through the Director of many across country Intelligence revealed last September. If those suspected of reengaging after launch from Gitmo enter into the equation, the recidivism prices is 29 per cent, The Weekly antique reported.

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‘personally I believe SO safe’: Obama guarantee Qatar will monitor distributed Taliban leaders wont convenience

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Martha MacCallum features concern for medical.gov (added bonus: dazzling new pics)

http://twitter.com/#!/marthamaccallum/status/409093637754982400

Zing! What’s wrong with debacle referred to as medical.gov? This Twitter specific gets the response:

http://twitter.com/#!/russell19776/status/409107787177005056

Bam.

Once again Fox Information’ Martha MacCallum slashed to the chase. Spectacular brain power! Discussing beauty, MacCallum in addition shared more recent and a lot more efficient gorgeous pictures collectively Twitter followers.

http://twitter.com/#!/marthamaccallum/status/409010977355493377 http://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/409011194171641857

Yep. Breathtaking!

http://twitter.com/#!/RickCargo/status/409404822111023104 http://twitter.com/#!/johnnydollar01/status/409006236885991424

Dual thumbs-up yet again, Ms. McCallum! Retain the truth-booms, snark and gorgeous photos coming.

Relevant:

‘Beautiful head power!’ visualize simply which Laura Ingraham relocated into at drink party [photo]

Whole Twitchy security of Martha MacCallum

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Mocking using this #GlobalCitizenFestival starts!

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/515989600893145088

These annual “Global Citizen Festival” generate comprehension to globe impoverishment is held these days in amazing york’s Central Park, full of MSNBC’s best as hosts and special tracks buddies. Like Carrie Underwood!

.@alexwagner & @chrislhayes viewing @carrieunderwood's happen the #GlobalCitizenFestival. Are you currently contemplating considering tuned in? pic.twitter.com/WFo58rwrTt

— NowWithAlex (@NowWithAlex) September 27, 2014

Nyc gran Bill de Blasio have now been here, besides. When’s the “Global Groundhog Festival” we issue?

We are effective at being generation to complete really serious impoverishment. We ought to just summon the ability to achieve that. #GlobalCitizenFestival pic.twitter.com/RiupTOtZLJ

— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) September 27, 2014

Will “de Blasio killed a groundhog” jokes formerly have actually actually in reality old? Develop not.

President Obama besides relocated along to — via online film:

President Obama covers the #GlobalCitizenFestival marketplace about globally impoverishment: "This is challenging we are in a position to win" http://t.co/niz7P4kvVr

— msnbc (@msnbc) September 27, 2014

Film message from Obama in #GlobalCitizenFestival pic.twitter.com/hsFVFD9qpM

— Man Kirkpatrick (@guykirkpatrick) September 27, 2014

Through film because he’d recently been tennis these days:

On dazzling Autumn time, Pres Obama playing playing tennis at Ft. Belvoir. Foursome includes Tony Kornheiser.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 27, 2014

So just how precisely does golfing be an integral part of world impoverishment? Oh, indeed … precisely what do we recognize.

But females and man, start the mocking!

Perhaps not creepy anyhow. RT @digimuller: President Obama provides a contact to attendees at #GlobalCitizenFestival. @msnbc pic.twitter.com/a0anQeVbZr

— EducatédHillbilly (@RobProvince) September 27, 2014

We intend to fight for globally justice with port-a-potties and plenty of litter! #GlobalCitizenFestival

— Anna of Autumnwich (@AnnaDsays) September 27, 2014

We question if progressives previously have actually actually truly in fact sick and tired with completely meaningless honest posturing. #GlobalCitizenFestival

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 27, 2014

You intend to battle specific justice.. With bad home channels! #GlobalCitizenFestival

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 27, 2014

My puppy won't you’ll want to their eyes down @carrieunderwood once you have the television. Can't problem we blame him. #GlobalCitizenFestival pic.twitter.com/WurPrirRny

— Tyler Lewis (@MusicCityTyler) September 27, 2014

I might actually relocated towards #GlobalCitizenFestival but alas, i no trust monetary financial monetary economic monetary investment.

— Awnree (@Awnree1) September 27, 2014

You will see carry on becoming correct below.

 

 

 

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Tenth anniversary of Beslan school hostage crisis remembered in photos

http://twitter.com/#!/mchancecnn/status/506507174148071424

As President Obama stumbles to find a technique to deal with ISIS and Islamist extremists take over the U.S. embassy in Libya, lots of people are taking the time to consider the horrifying Beslan college siege, which Michelle Malkin during the time rightly labeled as Russia’s 9/11.

A decade ago today, Chechen jihadists stormed a school and took significantly more than 1,100 hostages. The siege lasted three days, and more than 300 eventually passed away in the massacre, including 186 younger students.

Many marked the anniversary of this assault by publishing pictures and other remembrances.

http://twitter.com/#!/kokoutd/status/506519686742556672 http://twitter.com/#!/PaulWilko657/status/506485377302265856 http://twitter.com/#!/opendemocracyru/status/506451640862658560 http://twitter.com/#!/ria_novosti/status/505608425238040576 http://twitter.com/#!/DanielWechlin/status/498813017719861248 http://twitter.com/#!/RT_com/status/506353775683330048

Never forget.

 

 

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes envisions ‘enormous’ O-care enrollment today

http://twitter.com/#!/SgtTim911/status/415216899178246144

Perhaps MSNBC’s Chris Hayes’ dream will come true, provided the number of people deemed “enrolled” are counted using the ever-evolving White House “success metrics” system(s):

http://twitter.com/#!/chrislhayes/status/415211621565206528

How characteristically optimistic. Good cheerleader! However, the White House isn’t known for being particularly forthcoming with their disclosure of actual enrollment numbers.

http://twitter.com/#!/PQ_Hammer/status/415216238566977536 http://twitter.com/#!/patrick552/status/415220012094619649

Yes, an additional day has been added to the deadline to accommodate the enormity.

President Obama didn’t have any trouble signing up whatsoever, but mostly because he didn’t use the website and had others enroll for him.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/23/imagine-there-are-no-glitches-msnbcs-chris-hayes-envisions-enormous-o-care-enrollment-today/

Breaking: President Obama takes mini-vacation to Stonehenge [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/507949447217963008

Perhaps a mobile telephone call to Hogwarts is after ward?

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/507945580321329152 http://twitter.com/#!/BrianWilsonDC/status/507950790892601344

And the obligatory playing playing playing tennis laugh:

http://twitter.com/#!/jackmcoldcuts/status/507949966313398272

Editor’s note: The headline with this specific post ended up being altered to enhance a typo.

 

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Greg Abbott asks ‘2 reasons Texans dislike Obama’; Responses pour in

http://twitter.com/#!/GregAbbott_TX/status/447885497801527296

Texas gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott had a fairly straightforward request, and a great many people were happy to respond:

http://twitter.com/#!/ladyliberty01/status/447887401537396736 http://twitter.com/#!/txblondegrad/status/447890075691802624 http://twitter.com/#!/craig_million/status/447893029504815104 http://twitter.com/#!/texoilKA/status/447898604460449792

.@GregAbbott_TX 1. Massive new regs. & policies that kill off jobs/economic recovery. 2. Gutting defense spending in face of global crisis.— Tom T. (@VRWCTexan) March 24, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/RodWistrand/status/447896615693471744 http://twitter.com/#!/willyz/status/447893876393529344 http://twitter.com/#!/craig_million/status/447893029504815104 http://twitter.com/#!/Fritzster/status/447889872884211713 http://twitter.com/#!/tstrike/status/447889106370981888

@GregAbbott_TX 1. He deceives people. 2. Pro-abortion & anti-2nd amendment— SuperMomWebb (@JoyFilledMom) March 24, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/GrammieJean/status/447891864146821120 http://twitter.com/#!/jctreadaway/status/447887819185205248 http://twitter.com/#!/JasonBWhitman/status/447886091916304384

Naturally Abbott’s request brought out some Obama defenders:

http://twitter.com/#!/KevinSutherland/status/447888676811702272 http://twitter.com/#!/TheAustinFitz/status/447889065480708096

Do not insult Hope & Change:

http://twitter.com/#!/halljh1720/status/447890050282307584 http://twitter.com/#!/CueballAnusFoul/status/447899802567589889 http://twitter.com/#!/CueballAnusFoul/status/447900184156983296 http://twitter.com/#!/Plumazul/status/447898104168448000 http://twitter.com/#!/horndsgn/status/447890320844288000

According to polls, Greg Abbott holds a double digit lead over Wendy Davis in the race to be the next governor of Texas.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/23/greg-abbott-asks-2-reasons-texans-dislike-obama-responses-pour-in-as-lefties-push-back/

More human prop-aganda: Children call for federal #Strong Start pre-K program

http://twitter.com/#!/USAChildCare/status/427945521605804035

Proponents of universal federal preschool are uniting behind the Strong Start for America’s Children Act, cosponsored by  Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) and Rep. George Miller (D-Calif). The legislation would create a federal preschool program for all four-year-old children from low- to moderate-income families in the country.

Heritage estimates the program would cost federal taxpayers $26.8 billion over the first five years, not taking into account state matching funds. Are the billions worth it for the results? After all, Head Start impact studies have shown “little or no net lasting benefit to federal pre-K.”

That hasn’t stopped teachers and parents from using children as props to argue for yet another expensive early learning experiment.

http://twitter.com/#!/IAFC_Cares/status/425692941680533504 http://twitter.com/#!/parentchildhome/status/425700343519797249 http://twitter.com/#!/TheCentersOhio/status/426436799834382336

At last year’s State of the Union address, President Obama stressed the importance of reaching children “at the earliest possible age.”

http://twitter.com/#!/WK_Kellogg_Fdn/status/427900238788317184

We’re guessing the president will bring up #StrongStart in Tuesday’s address — after all, it’s “a moldy oldie of the progressive left” that seems immune to studies showing it doesn’t work.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/27/more-human-prop-aganda-children-call-for-federal-strongstart-pre-k-program/