Trains Screaming Like Humans Are Somehow The Funniest And Most Horrifying Thing Ever

There are some things on the Internet that are best left unexplained. To ask why YouTuber theseheavenlybodies would insert panicked voices over several speeding trains would only lead one down a rabbit hole of more unanswerable questions…spiraling into insanity. All you need to know is that it looks like the trains are screaming, and it’s simultaneously hilarious and frightening.

I can’t deny that I’ve watched this video at least 15 times now, and each time I get more confused. The best thing to do is to embrace the chaos. One YouTube commenter described it as “Thomas and friends on mushrooms.” Seems about right.

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This Girl Was Inconsolable When Her Pet Chicken Dies…Then Mom Surprises Her!

No matter how old you are, losing a beloved pet is a devastating experience. For this little girl, the death of her pet chicken was almost too much to bear…until her mom surprised her with a new one!

Of course, her original chick will always be missed, but sometimes a distraction is exactly what a kid needs to get over a broken heart. After hearing the pain in her sobs, I don’t blame her mom one bit for rushing right out to buy her a new one.

The girl’s mother said, “My daughter’s chick was bit by the cat. She cried because she loved that chick so much. I took this video not just for fun, cause as a mother I treasure every moment of her childhood…To take [a] look back when she grows old.”

From heartbroken sobs to overwhelming joy, this video is chock-full of emotion. Anyone who has ever lost a pet (or gotten a new one) will be able to identify with this sweet girl.

Read More: When A Young Hen Sees This Little Boy, She Does Something That Left Me Flabbergasted

Those sure are some loved chickens! Even in death, they’re lucky to have a friend like her. Be sure to SHARE this precious video with your friends and family.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/pet-chicken/

#QuestionsThatStumpObama: Classic hashtag mockery

http://twitter.com/#!/ResistTyranny/status/217452059971166210

Last night conservatives hijacked the hashtag #QuestionsThatStumpMitt from sad, little lefties. It was so much fun that they struck back yet again with #QuestionsThatStumpObama, which continued into today with no signs of slowing down. Trending at #2!

As always, the questions for Obama are both hilarious and insightful. And plentiful. With so much to choose from, how can the questions be narrowed down into single tweets? Clever Twitter users make it happen.

Will you be visiting all 57 states before November? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— ACSpollen (@ACSpollen) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama "Does burying the Fast and Furious story count as a 'shovel ready' job?"

— Illegal Alien (@rovibe71) June 26, 2012

Which is more racist: owning a gun or owning a business? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) June 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/Jev2DaMaximum/status/217664566023290880

Why do you pay your female staffers less than their male counterparts? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Ollie (@texasollie) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama Is your back sore from bowing to foreign dictators?

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama What are you *good* at?

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama How much is a gallon of milk?

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama Ever look back to your Senate days and laugh as you do the same things you said were abuses when Bush did them?

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 26, 2012

Which half of "Dreams from my Father" is pure fabrication and which is complete BS? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) June 26, 2012

As a new member of "The 1%" why are your charitable donations so pitiful? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Barrie (@BarrieNJ) June 26, 2012

RT @llondo: Who's been president for the last three years? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Brittany Cover (@bccover) June 26, 2012

#QuestionsThatStumpObama 1 plus 1 equals ?

— Bill Balderama (@WJGBalderama) June 26, 2012

How can more #taxes help an economy that runs on consumer spending? #QuestionsThatStumpObama

— Engage America (@EngAmerica) June 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/James52780/status/217668125490024448

#QuestionsThatStumpObama Does Jesse Jackson still want to cut your nuts off?

— Matthew Burke (@MatthewKBurke) June 26, 2012

More, please, Twitter! Keep them coming.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/26/questionsthatstumpobama-classic-hashtag-mockery/

Rep. Gwen Moore knows ‘what women need this Valentine’s Day’ [Vine]

http://twitter.com/#!/SmokeNAces_/status/431540843120308224

That’s an interesting question, and fortunately Wisconsin Democrat Rep. Gwen Moore has offered a little advice:

http://twitter.com/#!/RepGwenMoore/status/431532035694669824

We hope that helps.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/06/rep-gwen-moore-knows-what-women-need-this-valentines-day-vine/