Louis C.K. still fed up with Common Core after Matt Yglesias Voxsplains

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/460912163310542848

Whatever you think about his comedy, Louis C.K. seems to be a caring dad and he has concerns about Common Core standards wrecking his kids’ enthusiasm for learning.

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/460913063722774528

Enter known idiot Matt Yglesias with this “explainer” from Vox.

http://twitter.com/#!/mattyglesias/status/460914114098118656

Louis didn’t seem interested in departing from reality though.

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/460948591243431936

Rather than converting the comedian, poor Matty just opened himself up to yet another Twitter pantsing.

http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForks/status/460924908923400192 http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/460917639036948484 http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyBialy/status/460936787188535296

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Comedian Louis C.K.: Common Core makes my kids cry; Update: ‘Who is writing these?’ [pics]

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Democrats agree (mostly): #ActOnClimate or children will die

http://twitter.com/#!/vickmichele/status/473457276020199425

President “Under my plan electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket” Obama announced his new “Clean Power Plant Standards” today, complete with graphics featuring faceless “Julia” type characters.

The Democrats began a full court press under the #ActOnClimate hashtag but for the most part they’re steering clear of climate alarmism because voters don’t really care about it. Instead the word has come down to convince people that children will die unless we adopt the standards put forth by President Obama.

So, in short, you are to believe that the people who just implemented a law that canceled millions of people’s health insurance are preparing to savage the coal industry in order to protect children with athsma.

It all goes to show that being a left wing Democrat requires one to be immune from embarrassment.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisVanHollen/status/473529545795313664

FACT: When Chris Van Hollen begins a statement with “FACT:” he’s almost certainly just making stuff up.

FACT: Chris Van Hollen has more EPA employees and contractors voting in his district than the vast majority of Congress.

http://twitter.com/#!/RepEliotEngel/status/473504879546499072

Affordable energy and a job are terrible for your health.

http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/473540613489434624

“Carbon pollution” will probably be taking the place of  “greenhouse gas emissions” from here on out. (See also “global warming” –> “climate change” –> “climate disruption.”)

http://twitter.com/#!/sid67crowe/status/473529207243681792 http://twitter.com/#!/stlavgjoe/status/473489308813643776 http://twitter.com/#!/GaiaMafia/status/473474226843033602 http://twitter.com/#!/Schwarzenegger/status/473563408248229888

Yay. Bipartisanship or something.

Then there’s Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley like the little brother at the slumber party.

http://twitter.com/#!/GovernorOMalley/status/473478080544399361

Hey guys, you acting on climate? I can act on climate too. Wanna see? I might run for president. Guys?

But look out! We’ve got a runner!

http://twitter.com/#!/SenLandrieu/status/473543874405994496 http://twitter.com/#!/nationaljournal/status/473552298938228736

How soon before Landrieu’s hostage video comes out?

http://twitter.com/#!/AkashJC/status/473530735224430592

Amen.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/02/democrats-agree-mostly-actonclimate-or-children-will-die/

This Dad Had A Crazy Idea To Build Something For His Son. Seemed Ridiculous But Turned Out PERFECT.

Reddit user JeremiahGorman is the reason why other fathers have to explain to their sons why daddy hasn’t made a spaceship, a two storey tree-house or a backyard roller coaster for their birthdays. Just check out this awesome spaceship bed he created for his son’s 5th birthday. And the father of the year award goes to…

“It turns out that when you ask people for their old electronics, they are happy to get them out of their house”

“And when you have friends who will salvage a master control board from a TV station dumpster, sometimes they hit the jackpot”

“A few gauges dresses it up a bit”

“Of course it needs a NASA logo”

“There was some extra space on the control panel, we added more buttons”

“The control panel is ready to go”

“My wife was worried about lofting the bed because it was pretty wobbly at this point”

“After getting braced and reinforced the bed isn’t wobbling and the control panel is (almost) good to go”

“Yes, I always make that face when I am grinding things”

“Once that screw was flat, we were good to go”

“The ladder is in place”

The final product!

Now with some dramatic lighting.

Captain Finn takes over the controls.

“I think he likes it”

What we can’t figure out though is which of the two had more fun with this? What do you think, Jeremiah or his son? All we know is, SLEEP OVER AT THE GORMAN’S! Source

Read more: http://viralnova.com/dad-builds-spaceship/

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Just Performed The Cutest Thing For His Little Girl

We all know Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson due to the fact WWE wrestling star turned A-list actor, but he’s in addition a pretty kick-ass dad.

This Halloween, Johnson made a decision to shock his child, Jasmine, with a trip from a single of the woman preferred characters, Pikachu. Due to the fact genuine Pikachu had a scheduling conflict, Johnson took their place and pulled off what’s perhaps his best acting part however.

Donning a hilarious outfit, the funny father dances around the area, much to their child’s pleasure. Jasmine is completely transfixed as the woman famous parent receives the absolute most intense cardiovascular workout he is gotten since their wrestling days. If the actor attempts to end moving, Jasmine allows him know that he will maintain big difficulty if he does not deliver Pikachu straight back.

I personally believe Johnson is an extraordinary dad, but if you ask him, “That’s what daddies do.”

Find Out More: This Dog Father Dressed Up As Their Pup’s Favorite Toy And I Also Just Died

There is no heading back today. We question how Johnson will attempt and one-up this awesome Halloween surprise the following year? You simply won life, sir.

Find out more: http://www.viralnova.com/pikachu-dad/