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‘BURN!’ Is this zinger from Secret Service hearing the ‘quote of the day’?
http://twitter.com/#!/erykahjpuen/status/516985274178764800
No, seriously. Take a look at this quote from Rep. Lynch during Tuesday’s House Oversight Committee hearing with Secret Service director Julia Pierson about the deranged man breaking into the White House.
Rep. Lynch (D-MA) quite possibly has the quote of the day from the Secret Service hearing. pic.twitter.com/9C7IfgPwnv
— Tamara Keith (@tamarakeithNPR) September 30, 2014
That’s gotta smart!
Ouch “@tamarakeithNPR: Rep. Lynch (D-MA) quite possibly has the quote of the day from the Secret Service hearing. pic.twitter.com/4CridNdBul”
— Ben Deda (@Ben_Deda) September 30, 2014
BURN “@tamarakeithNPR: Rep. Lynch (D-MA) quite possibly has the quote of the day from the Secret Service hearing. pic.twitter.com/LfKkHwGz67”
— Kristina Puerto (@KLPuerto) September 30, 2014
@tamarakeithNPR @nprpolitics I wish they would fix the problem as eagerly as the fix blame
— rosie walker (@animaltalker_8) September 30, 2014
Bingo.
@tamarakeithNPR @carlquintanilla That is a great quote!
— Steve Hellem (@Navista7) September 30, 2014
It really is.
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What? No way! Guess what Secret Service blames for WH fence jumper foul-up
Is this why the Secret Service screwed up handling that WH fence jumper?
Secret’s out! US Secret Service needs refresher course in protecting WH
Too Damn High
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‘Seek help’: David Frum HAMMERED for ‘fallacious and ghoulish’ response to Alexandria shooting
Not only grossly inappropriate, but also factually false. Shame. https://t.co/HNOBJB9pt3— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) June 14, 2017
Here's our first blue check idiotic hot take. https://t.co/8PtG1iffKu— Smittie (@smittie61984) June 14, 2017
The facts are still being sorted out following an attack on members of Congress and others at a baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia, but David Frum proved again it’s never too soon for pushing an agenda:
Virginia:
No background checks
No licensing
No registration
No permit reqd for concealed carry of long guns
Open carry long guns & handguns— David Frum (@davidfrum) June 14, 2017
Frum was immediately schooled:
This is disgusting and false. Virginia has background checks. There is no "concealed carry of long guns," moron. It's a long gun. https://t.co/atcKW13wOU— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) June 14, 2017
There are background checks in Virginia, and you dont dont concealed carry long guns. Why do you never do any research?— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) June 14, 2017
VA has background checks & you can't conceal a long gun, but don't let facts stop you from bathing in others' blood. https://t.co/WeQA7uDm7z— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 14, 2017
We have background checks. And how does one conceal carry a long gun? https://t.co/zSzdjnwodK— RBe (@RBPundit) June 14, 2017
Blood still on the ground, David. VA has background checks, and unless you are 10 feet tall with 4ft pockets you are not concealing a rifle. https://t.co/bk9kl4kHg5— Drw (@FigDrewton) June 14, 2017
Virginia has background checks, moron. And how do you "concealed carry" a rifle? https://t.co/4QDBCiLvJt— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 14, 2017
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