Category: Anxiety

http://twitter.com/#!/jdonels/status/294933475398664194

Howard Stern may be the self-proclaimed King of all Media, but even kings are vulnerable. Something seems a bit … off about Stern’s most recent tweets, and many of his followers have taken notice:

@howardstern you’re waxing philosophical today…what’s up?

— andrew (@andrew91271) January 25, 2013

This does not sound like Howard lol RT @howardstern: My definition of soul: you with a capital Y. What’s yours?

— Bittersweet Symphony (@stonedandcrazy) January 25, 2013

Apparently, based on his tweets, @howardstern has lost his mind.

— White Tyson (@tc_humble) January 25, 2013

@howardstern What the hell are u smoking? You’re freaking me out!!

— Coleene (@irish_queene) January 25, 2013

@howardstern are you ok.

— Jim Leary (@JimJleary) January 25, 2013

See for yourself:

Making a bouquet just cut from my garden to take to Fergie.

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 25, 2013

So happy to know Drew Barrymore is my neighbor I now have some one to share my garden veggies

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 25, 2013

You live in a Paradise on Earth right in your own backyard. yes I really do feel that way.

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 25, 2013

The biggest lesson is to realize you are not your thoughts. YOU are the OBSERVER of your thoughts . #SuperSoulSunday

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 25, 2013

you don’t have a relationship…you have wounds#iylanafixmylife rt oskiew appreciated I would love more tweets from you similar to this one.

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 25, 2013

My definition of soul: you with a capital Y. What’s yours?

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 25, 2013

Not exactly the sort of material you’d expect from a guy who tweets stuff like this:

Let’s clear this up. I love the show girls and the star of the show. Yes, she’s heavy but you should see the roll of jello on my belly.

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 9, 2013

Yes! Even with working out it still looks evil. rt @danriverz is your ass as gross as it was in your Fartman costume?

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 9, 2013

I will beg johnny to do it. rt JB directing rt @lavu2 @howardstern @ohsnapjbsmoove PLEASE do urine detective wit Johnny Knox on @howardtv

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 9, 2013

HOWARD STERN: Ronnie demonstrates his bizarre butt-cleansing technique f…: youtu.be/6V5uR-J0lcQ via @youtube

— Howard Stern (@HowardStern) January 22, 2013

So what’s the deal?

I think @howardstern has been hacked.

— timheidecker (@timheidecker) January 25, 2013

@howardstern Did someone hack your twitter account???This is way too mushy.#ISpeakYourName

— Brooke Rothenberg (@BRothenbergN12) January 25, 2013

@howardstern someones putting tweets in your mouth!! h a c k e d !!

— Mariann F Brooklyn (@MFBrooklyn) January 25, 2013

@howardstern In case anybody was wondering: Howard’s Twitter has been hacked. This isn’t him posting these weird things.

— Der (@DerMurg) January 25, 2013

@howardstern think you got hacked bud. Someone is spewing hippy nonsense on your Twitter dime.

— nycvilla (@nycvilla) January 25, 2013

@howardstern has someone kidnapped your Twitter account or did someone steal your balls?

— James Travieso (@magicbuc) January 25, 2013

@howardstern Come ON, Howard. Did @oprah hack your twitter?

— miss molly ⛳ (@missmollymaine) January 25, 2013

Good question. One thing’s for sure: this certainly doesn’t sound like the Howard Stern we know and lov- er, the Howard Stern we know.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/25/oh-baba-booey-howard-sterns-twitter-account-hacked/

http://twitter.com/#!/TheLeadCNN/status/365567760543137792

Yes, your eyes didn’t deceive you. During an interview on CNN, Arizona Sen. John McCain was asked what romantic comedy best represented his “bromance” with President Obama. McCain went back a few decades for an answer:

http://twitter.com/#!/zbyronwolf/status/365568024700387328

That might explain why McCain’s meetings with Obama always end with Maverick saying, “baby, you’re the greatest.”

Here’s the video. We think the Senator might have even blushed:

As Dr. Evil once asked, “it got weird, didn’t it?”

http://twitter.com/#!/dorseyshaw/status/365570087954026496

There goes the man the GOP nominated to defeat Barack Obama in 2008. Looking back, it’s hard to believe that didn’t work out for the Republicans, isn’t it?

Update:

The appropriate accompanying photo, by way of Sooper Mexican:

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/08/bang-zoom-john-mccain-names-romantic-comedy-best-depicting-bromance-with-obama/

http://twitter.com/#!/dinadinadinas/status/341569852198223874

Keith Olbermann, former MSNBC, ex Current TV host and big Twitchy fan was asked the above question via Twitter today.

Olbermann’s response makes it clear that he’s upset because Attorney General Eric Holder should have been stopped before he allegedly ended up blatantly disregarding the First Amendment rights of a member of the press martyring a Fox News reporter:

http://twitter.com/#!/KeithOlbermann/status/341574592650948609

Possible constitutional violations? Meh. Being allowed to stay on the job so long he may have unwittingly generated empathy for a reporter from a media outlet Keith Olbermann loathes? Unforgivable!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/03/olbermann-holder-resigned-fired-martyring-fox-news-reporter/