Richard Armitage Reading Love Poems Will Give You An Eargasm

Relationship status: Richard Armitage saying “bud”.

1. Richard Armitage, star of The Hobbit, North and South, Robin Hood and your sexual fantasies, has narrated a book of love poems and it’s about the best thing you’ll ever put in your ears.

 

2. Feast your aural senses on Armitage’s version of “I Carry Your Heart” by e. e. cummings.

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DAT “BUD” THO.

4. And for further listening pleasure, here’s Armitage doing “Bright Star” by John Keats.

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Swoon. To. Death.

6. AND WHAT ABOUT ARMITAGE DOING SHAKESPEARE CAN YOUR EARS EVEN HANDLE IT?!?!?!

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Dead. Literally dead.

8. You can download the whole audiobook of 15 poems for free on Audible Australia right now (or Audible US here).

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/richard-armitage-eargasm

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Leaman Ralph

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