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Talking Tom Gets Scared By Ben

‘It’s working, b*tches’: Delusional Brad Woodhouse boasts about O-care

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/357880372727513088

Former DNC communication director Brad Woodhouse is nothing if not classy. Today, he reminded us just how classy he really is:

http://twitter.com/#!/woodhouseb/status/357862587880325120

Boy, he sure showed us!

http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/357880854678216704 http://twitter.com/#!/Travesham/status/357895107137114112 http://twitter.com/#!/SBOCT/status/357881478081806336 http://twitter.com/#!/billmurphy/status/357865675496226819 http://twitter.com/#!/bradcundiff/status/357877096246280192

OK, well, maybe Brad’s full of it. But at least he’s cool!

http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForce/status/357879789098500097

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Bette Midler: Radical right ‘fuming’ about health premium drop in NY

The NY Times Tries — And Fails — To Protect Obamacare From Health Insurance ‘Rate Shock’

Rate Shock: In California, Obamacare To Increase Individual Health Insurance Premiums By 64-146%

Sad news: Brad Woodhouse has Daily Caller Derangement Syndrome

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Obamacare delay is sign of president’s commitment or something

Spintastic! Doofus Robert Reich attacks GOP over Obamacare delay

Snort! Favreau, Cutter say GOP ‘scared Obamacare will succeed’; Instapundit shreds with one tweet

Lapdog Yglesias proclaims: Obamacare is ‘going to be great and everyone will love it’

Chick-fil-A provides free meals to Aurora police working shooting case

http://twitter.com/#!/Stranahan/status/226279800426332160

In the wake of this morning’s tragic shooting in Aurora, Colorado, Chick-fil-A is feeding the tireless police officers working the case. Breitbart.com’s Lee Stranahan learned of the fast food chain’s outreach earlier today via police radio:

The notice went out over the police radio at 4:45am Mountain Time that the restaurant had opened its doors to police and emergency workers to get a meal and use the facilities. Some double checked to see if the the restaurant was offering free food and that was confirmed.

@LScribbens THEY didn't make a deal of it. I heard it on the police scanner and reported it.

— Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) July 20, 2012

Chick-fil-A has been such a media punching bag lately, they deserve credit for helping out the police officers working on #AuroraShooting

— Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) July 20, 2012

I. Hate. Bullies. And if Ben and Jerry's had opened their doors to the police, I'd have praised them, too. Deal with it, hateful left.

— Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) July 20, 2012

A handful of vile Twitterers refused to put politics aside in the tragedy’s aftermath and seized the opportunity to condemn Chick-fil-A for its vocal support of traditional marriage:

$3M to fight marriage equality, but it's ok cuz they gave cops some chicken tenders and waffle fries? @m_mcaulay @MaxGraham @stranahan

— Akbar Khan (@akbarkhan) July 20, 2012

@stranahan Yes because that makes up for all they've done wrong. giving away food to the cops. HAHA

— Max Graham (@MaxGraham) July 20, 2012

@rachelveronica @Stranahan insulting to the victims to see someone try to push that chick fil a deserves a moment of credit. BARF

— Max Graham (@MaxGraham) July 20, 2012

Fortunately, most people had their priorities straight and rightly praised Chick-fil-A for its generosity:

KUDOS!! @ChikfilA serving emrgncy personnel in CO theater shooting! They also provided food here during a 4 day search 4 a lost autistic boy

— Janice εїз America!™ (@butterf1ylover) July 20, 2012

I think I want to eat at Chick-fil-a now after hearing how generous the local franchise is being in Colorado #batman #shooting

— Erin Lindsey (@TinyMonsters524) July 20, 2012

@ChickfilA opening doors to provide Aurora Colorado police at theatre shooting scene to be able to use restroom and get a bite to eat #bravo

— ActorCasey Nunez (@RealNewOrleans) July 20, 2012

Good on Chick-fil-A. Doing the right thing transcends politics.

Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop.

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1. You all know Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella’s fate for the better…

2. Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to EVER have existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl.

3. To start off, we first meet this so-called “Fairy Godmother” when Cinderella’s distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.

4. Cinderella has no fucking CLUE who this woman is, which is a little surprising because aren’t Fairy Godmothers supposed to protect you your whole life? ESPECIALLY those who have lived a life like Cinderella?

5. Anyways, after this “fairy” just nonchalantly shows up to help Cinderella get to the ball, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIND HER FUCKING WAND.

6. YOU HAD ONE JOB, GODMOTHER.

7. After retracing her steps, she ends up finding her wand, and thinks, HMMM YOU KNOW WHAT CINDY NEEDS? SHE NEEDS A CARRIAGE MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PUMPKIN.

8. After she uses her limitless sorcery to make a carriage OUT OF A PUMPKIN, she decides it should be pulled by MICE TURNED INTO HORSES.

9. … And during all of this, there was LITERALLY a horse right next to her that she could have just made into a better, prettier horse to pull the carriage.

10. So then this ~vigilant~ fairy finally notices the horse and decides he would make a PERFECT coachman.

11. Yeah, Fairy Godmother, LET’S PUT A HORSE-HUMAN IN CHARGE OF MICE-HORSES TO GET CINDERELLA TO THE BALL SAFELY. THIS WILL END WELL.

12. AND THEN she decides to turn a dog into a human too, serving no purpose whatsoever.

13. But most importantly, let’s NOT forget that this “Godmother” was about to PEACE OUT until Cindy was all like, “WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS, BITCH?!?!?!?!”

14. THERE YOU GO. WAS THAT SO HARD, GODMOTHER?

15. And then, to make it all just a TOTAL FLOPPAGE, this WORTHLESS fairy decides to put A TIME LIMIT on everything and is basically like, “TAKE BACKSIES AT MIDNIGHT!”

16. So let’s just collect our thoughts here for a second:

17. So Cinderella SOMEHOW manages to get to the ball safely and charms the ass off of Price Charming…

18. But then it gets dangerously close to midnight so Cinderella storms off in a hurry and her shoe slips off her foot…

19. REALLY FGM???????????????????????????????????

20. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PROPER GLASS SLIPPER SIZE FOR CINDERELLA? HUH, FAIRY FUCKIN’ GODDAMNMOTHER!! ! ! ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

21. So, because Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother has no fuckin’ clue what she’s doing, girl is back to living in rags and ends up BEING LOCKED UP by her stepmother.

22. Meanwhile, this “Fairy Godmother” is NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

23. All I’m sayin’ is, if you can alter the DNA of a mouse to turn it into a FUCKING HORSE, you can magically unlock a door and get Cinderella out of her room.

24. I get that it all worked out and Cindy lived “happily ever after,” or whatever, but why didn’t this fairy speed up this process a little quicker with her magic stick? LIKE WHY WAIT TO SHOW UP UNTIL SHE’S UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO A DANCE?

25. Because I mean, Cinderella went through a lot worse than not being able to go to the ball…

26. Like where was this Fairy Godmother when she was forced to scrub floors?

27. Where was this “Fairy Godmother” when she was being physically assulted by her stepfamily?!?

28. Or say, I don’t know, WHEN BOTH HER MOTHER AND FATHER DIED?! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GODMOTHER!!!!!?!?! !! ! !!

29. I’m sorry homefairy, but you could have bibbibi-bobbidi-booped Cinderella a better life A LONG ASS TIME before you actually did. And because of that, you are the ABSOLUTE WORST Fairy Godmother to have ever existed.