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Roseanne Barr sneers at other people’s jobs, slimes Breitbart; Twitter conservatives strike back
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/203701642665803776
I CREATE jobs, you dependency cheerleader. RT @TheRealRoseanne Mm can't get a real job
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
@michellemalkin i created millionaires, hater
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
Don't you love how Hollyweirdos make themselves self-appointed arbiters of what "real jobs" are?
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
@michellemalkin what jobs have you created? proofreaders?
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
You should try one or two sometime. RT @TheRealRoseanne @michellemalkin what jobs have you created? proofreaders?
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
I'm sorry. What exactly is your job? RT @TheRealRoseanne Mm can't get a real job
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
So give us your snotty list of all the other jobs you don't consider "real." #Elitist RT @TheRealRoseanne Mm can't get a real job
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
@michellemalkin lying for the Koch brothers for money is not a real job. mother is a real job tho-so I will give you that-
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
After spending the entire day sniveling about assorted Uterati/Uterazi woes, Hollywood has-been Roseanne Barr went on a late-night Twitter rampage. After taking a swipe at small business owner and Twitchy founder Michelle Malkin’s employment status, Barr attacked her looks. Yes, really:
@Ms_Ysis @michellemalkin a stunned ox-that is what mm's expression reminds me of
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
Notice who resorted to attacking looks. But *I'm* the woman-hater… https://t.co/rlOaYbnV
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
Still waiting for your "real job" list, @TheRealRoseanne. Go ahead. Enlighten us.
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 19, 2012
@michellemalkin @TheRealRoseanne – I figure if you HAVE a job… it's REAL. How insulting for ANYONE to denegrate a person who WORKS!!!
— Ms_Ysis (@Ms_Ysis) May 19, 2012
She struggles w/out the script. RT @michellemalkin: Still waiting for your "real job" list, @TheRealRoseanne. Go ahead. Enlighten us.
— ElRelampago (@elrelampago) May 19, 2012
The elitist sneer about “real jobs” prompted Twitter night owls to launch the #realroseannejobs hashtag, which immediately trended:
Trending on Twitter -> #RealRoseanneJobs
— Athena (@VintagePrecious) May 19, 2012
Alert the long-faces at Comedy Central!
#Redeye and #RealRoseanneJobs are the top two trending topics. So sorry for ruining Twitter, Daily Show hacks. pic.twitter.com/LcLkTJOY
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 19, 2012
LOL:
Since @TheRealRoseanne wouldn't say what #RealRoseanneJobs were, we're helping.
— One Who Remembers (@lheal) May 19, 2012
Winner! RT @BailofRights: #RealRoseanneJobs President of the #Uterazi Club
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 19, 2012
Definitely not a voice coach #RealRoseanneJobs #RoseanneRealJobs
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) May 19, 2012
Butcher (of the national anthem) #RoseanneRealJobs #RealRoseanneJobs
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) May 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/seaton_jon/status/203723548374745088
The New Becky #RoseanneRealJobs
— SmallgGay (@SmallgGay) May 19, 2012
Getting PWNED by friends of @MichelleMalkin #RealRoseanneJobs
— Michael Latwaitis (@lattyway) May 19, 2012
Julia at 65 #RealRoseanneJobs @michellemalkin @TheRealRoseanne
— Jasen Boyens (@BoyensJC) May 19, 2012
Barr was still tweet-frothing at the mouth and fingertips into the wee hours of the morning. Next target: Andrew Breitbart.
@a_dotmorgan drinking yourself to death and lying like breitbart did is not a career
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
@MJForsythe @ronda2226 we have what is called an 'oligarchy' and mm is one of its foremost apologists, now that breitbart is in heaven or…
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
@soopertrev @AndrewBreitbart he helped to destroy a lot of people unfairly.
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
Smear dead people… #RealRoseanneJobs
— Red Eye Pit Crew (@RedEyeAlerts) May 19, 2012
Icing on the nutcake? Roseanne bemoaning the lack of civil political discussion in America:
@StaceyAldstadt @michellemalkin it is sad-but when ppl r paid 4 partisan politics instead of seeking solutions (neocons) that happens
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 19, 2012
Femme-a-gogue, heal thyself.
Hey, how’s that “Recovery Summer” working out for ya?
http://twitter.com/#!/whpresscorps/status/209317697895415809
In the wake of Friday’s disastrous jobs numbers, combined with oblivious White House spin, Twitter commentators this weekend are reminiscing about Team Obama’s vaunted “Recovery Summer” launched two years ago this month.
How is everyone enjoying RECOVERY SUMMER III?!? Re-elect Obama/Biden so we can have RECOVERY SUMMER IV, V, VI, & VII. #tcot #hewitt #sgp #p2
— Repeal Obamacare (@GreatHairGuy) June 3, 2012
So what ever happened to Recovery Summer 2010? Not really feeling it two years later… #tcot #Mitt2012
— Dustin Walker (@dustinrwalker) June 3, 2012
Flashback June 2010:
Vice President Joe Biden today will kick off the Obama administration’s “Recovery Summer,” a six-week-long push designed to highlight the jobs accompanying a surge in stimulus-funded projects to improve highways, parks, drinking water and other public works.
David Axelrod, a senior adviser to the president, said: “This summer will be the most active Recovery Act season yet, with thousands of highly-visible road, bridge, water and other infrastructure projects breaking ground across the country, giving the American people a first-hand look at the Recovery Act in their own backyards and making it crystal clear what the cost would have been of doing nothing.”
Remember folks, the 2nd anniversary of the Democrats' "Recovery Summer" is this month! Start planning your parties now! http://t.co/ilYBnSfj
— Sean Geary Higgins (@SeanGHiggins) June 1, 2012
Sell more thingamajigs!
@hughhewitt @GreatHairGuy My recovery summer is so great I've sold both my thingamajigs – er – boats!
— C. Edmund Wright (@CEdmundWright) June 3, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/03/hey-hows-that-recovery-summer-working-out-for-ya/
Bad Luck Brian
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Thanks to watching Abbott and Costello at such a young age, I could have been a serious boat risk
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Apple or Android?
http://twitter.com/#!/underpaused/status/188644516205559808
Are Apple products or Android products supreme? The question was raised, and Twitter weighed in.
https://twitter.com/#!/BieberHype/status/188645115705823233
"Apple or Android" I have both…..
— Hustle Vision (@Relate2MyTweetz) April 7, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/sjbrookes2/status/188645857191665666
Apple or Android? Is that really a question?
— Tre Jones. (@Gattre) April 7, 2012
Apple or Android? 2 cups and some string
— james (@James_Is_Gr9) April 7, 2012
Hummingbird
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Has a computer finally passed the Turing Test?
http://twitter.com/#!/johnmartz/status/475778525828747264
Many are reporting that a 13 year old Ukrainian boy named Eugene Goostman has passed the Turing Test. Well, not an actual boy—Eugene is a computer simulation.
http://twitter.com/#!/KyleTress/status/475734158464278530 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/475711677040971776What’s a Turning Test? Basically it is a test to measure a computer’s ability to think like a human being.
A test proposed by British mathematician Alan Turing, and often taken as a test of whether a computer has humanlike intelligence. If a panel of human beings conversing with an unknown entity (via keyboard, for example) believes that that entity is human, and if the entity is actually a computer, then the computer is said to have passed the Turing test.
Basically, the Eugene Goostman simulation fooled about thirty percent of the human judges into thinking Eugene was a human being. Not everyone is convinced that this is such a big milestone though.
http://twitter.com/#!/Grady_Booch/status/475799173636177920 http://twitter.com/#!/redditIAmA/status/475805073973317633To be honest we’re not sure whether Martin O’Malley’s Reddit AMA would have passed.
http://twitter.com/#!/edyong209/status/475775747840548864 http://twitter.com/#!/Mad_Science_Guy/status/475776535211696129 http://twitter.com/#!/askingalot/status/475815120136712192It’s no small feat to be sure. As with a lot of things, the real implications won’t truly be understood until the media circus leaves town.
Scientific achievement like anything else on Twitter is always a good excuse for jokes.
http://twitter.com/#!/joe_hill/status/475786719824850944 http://twitter.com/#!/andylevy/status/475761264174456832 http://twitter.com/#!/Beschizza/status/475786770807025664 http://twitter.com/#!/JeriLRyan/status/475815603497082880
*Facepalms*
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