Now this is a strange pairing. It seems America’s most hated Canadian*, Justin Bieber, took in a Knicks game at New York City’s Madison Square Garden last night with the iconic civil rights leader Rev. Jesse Jackson. What are they talking about?
Over to you Twitchy readers. How would you caption this photo? Let us know in the comments!
* Not scientific, but probably accurate.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated to correct a spelling error.
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Lewis told Radio Times he’d “jump at the chance” to bring Neville back.
If it came to it that I was offered that sort of deal — I want to say I’d consider it — but I’d probably jump at the chance, absolutely. I’m not itching, just yet, but I’d absolutely, definitely consider it, and love to be considered for it.
‘The odd thing is, Harry,’ he said softly, ‘that it may not have meant you at all. Sybil’s prophecy could have applied to two wizard boys, born at the end of July that year, both of whom had parents in the Order of the Phoenix, both sets of parents having narrowly escaped Voldemort three times. One, of course was you. The other was Neville Longbottom.
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Been there, done that.
And now you actually remember to pack diapers!
But hey, sometimes your mental health requires a little binge watching of TV shows without talking animals.
That doesn’t mean you don’t lean in REAL close and listen.
You’re like, “You’re okay.” (sips coffee)
RIP deleted apps.
Now it’s like level 6 or 7… because that shit’s still nervewracking.
This way Netflix can suggest My Little Pony to your kid, and Jennifer Lawrence movies to you.
Lol, kid.
Things are quiet. Too quiet.
“What’s that? I’m wearing sweatpants in public with spit-up on them? So I am.”
This way you avoid nuclear meltdowns caused by statements like, “I know I said we were going to Frozen On Ice, but I’m afraid it’s sold out.”
They’ve got Go Go Gadget arms, these kids.
Literally sucking the snot out of your kid’s nose? That ain’t no rookie move.
Now you can get up in the middle of a meal, change the rankest of diapers, then sit back down and keep eating without missing a beat.
A $70 kid’s shirt that is hand wash only? No thanks, Gwyneth.
You know the “American Girl” knock-off clothes at Target are super cute and your kid can’t tell the difference. (Yet another reason to love Target.)
Do babies laugh when you play peekaboo? Does the earth circle the sun?
You even know “Doc” McStuffins’ first name is “Dottie.”
When your show starts in five minutes: “We’re reading Goodnight Moon!”
You even crack yourself up, TBH.
It doesn’t even matter if your kid is squirming like a toad.
Your “guns” may not look like a bodybuilder’s, but over the course of a day you lift way more pounds (in kids) than they do.
You can even sleep with a toddler foot in your face.
At first you were like, “You don’t want to ask me,” but then you realized you know your stuff.
You’ve got this.
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Creflo Dollar is a pastor living a lavish lifestyle the majority in his profession can only dream about. Private jets, fancy cars, luxurious homes, etc. As founder of the World Changers Church International, no one can argue he’s done quite well for himself. He’s been investigated numerous times, and the Senate has even asked for detailed accounting statements, but up to this moment, he remained untouchable.
That status changed when he was arrested on battery charges in Fayette County.
BREAKING: Megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar arrested on battery charges. Live update on Ch 2 Action News at Noon: http://t.co/teak9xK7
— WSB-TV (@wsbtv) June 8, 2012
PASTOR DID WHAT?! Megachurch Leader Creflo Dollar ARRESTED For Allegedly CHOKING & PUNCHING 15-Year-Old DAUGHTER! http://t.co/ZgM8nz0S
— YBF CHIC (@TheYBF) June 8, 2012
Megachurch pastor who preaches "prosperity theology" also, it turns out, punches his 15 year old daughter. http://t.co/YGCBmU3t
— David Roberts (@drgrist) June 8, 2012
The Associated Press reports that the megachurch pastor was picked up in the early hours of the morning after police responded to a call of domestic violence.
The 50-year old pastor and father was arguing with his daughter about whether or not she was allowed to attend a party, which lead to a physical altercation. Dollar’s daughter was said to have had “superficial injuries.”
This is definitely the kind of event that can change your mind about someone, especially a person of suggested grounded morals like Dollar has stated he is.
SMH at Creflo Dollar you ain't got to choke the girl to get to listen…..
— Jasmine Denee' (@JasmineDenee) June 8, 2012
Creflo Dollar and Chris Brown in the same anger management class, while Rihanna and Creflo Dollar's daughter see the same shrink.
— Ris. ღ (@LaRisaNyChell) June 8, 2012
Creflo Dollar choked his 15 year old daughter. His tv sermon won't be on anymore.
— Chris™ (@_chrismaldonado) June 8, 2012
Creflo Dollar has seen his fair share of support, however. There have been plenty of folks on Twitter who, while not even knowing the details of the alleged charges, have suggested his daughter deserved what she got.
https://twitter.com/_krystinPIMPIN/status/211162752226570240
I'm praying for pastors & Creflo Dollar…we from the old school remember those kind of whippings…it's a new day & kids git cell phones 🙂
— Trina B. Bowers (@Puritybowers3) June 8, 2012
If it was around 1 am Creflo Dollar's daughter needed to have her 15 yr old ass in tha house anyway
— Rob Smith (@smitteaux) June 8, 2012
@tinaseals @edeweysmith And when you try to discipline them later, they call 911 on you like Creflo Dollar's daughter…smh
— Robert Charles Scott (@drrcscott1911) June 8, 2012
Mothers let us be in prayer for Creflo Dollar and his family!! Pray, Pray, Pray!!!!!! Disciplining children in… http://t.co/IuoDctjN
— Sophie (@sellis80) June 8, 2012
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Cant even whoop kids these days. *Smh!* RT @BIGNOBE06: #WGCL Megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar arrested http://t.co/3phtdONo #freecreflodollar
— CJ {Corey.Joshua} (@TheInsid_her) June 8, 2012
Creflo Dollar has since been released on bail, and whatever happened, he believes that what he did was a righteous act:
Once you believe that you are righteous, you will begin do what is righteous. –Creflo Dollar #CaseDismissed
— Creflo Dollar (@Creflo_Dollar) June 8, 2012
