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Just like Iran: Jezebel gives American women fashion tips for resisting Trump
However, it’s pretty much impossible not to point and laugh at any piece covering what The Resistance will be wearing this spring.
What will we wear for the resistance? https://t.co/MHeO2thw9N pic.twitter.com/TH4vVcwoil— Jezebel (@Jezebel) January 3, 2018
So, what exactly is the appeal of a lipstick from maker Lipslut whose color is “F*ck Trump”? Does it stay glossy during an overnight stay in jail for breaking windows and setting trash cans on fire?
LOL! https://t.co/lyDSkxY5cH— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) January 3, 2018
Well, this is sad https://t.co/SeP6AtGslQ— Josh Fields (@partiallypro) January 3, 2018
Hahaha…meanwhile in Iran https://t.co/o1GD4uA31W— PinkFlamingo (@OnePinkFlamingo) January 3, 2018
"Ignore the women in Iran," she said.
"Focus on what's important," she said. https://t.co/9dSbeHJgNb— Walter (@whereswally77) January 3, 2018
You mean when we go to Iran or Saudi Arabia and resist ACTUAL oppression on females? https://t.co/xFMpKG4AdD— Mary Elizabeth (@mchastain81) January 3, 2018
All great historical movements come with shopping accessories https://t.co/HlMaDWwMcA— Jason McKinley (@jawesomeberg) January 3, 2018
Marketing ploys masked as political ideology are awesome. https://t.co/7YIimSwMXB— Rev. Mauldin 🏍 (@Reverend_Ducati) January 3, 2018
The #Resistance was, is & will continue to be laughable. Corporations have taken their 'movement' repackaged it & are now selling it back to them. Like hogs at a trough they're gobbling it up. Will they pay for the trough next? https://t.co/iS1LiY9PM6— Solaris Rex (@SolarisRex) January 3, 2018
This crap got corporatised in record time. Enjoy your Resistance suckers 👍 https://t.co/OXns43y7Jp— MITTMENTUM (@hayesy316) January 3, 2018
These are serious people who will do great things https://t.co/2pjpQvUKei— Mujahed Kobbe (@Moj_kobe) January 3, 2018
We accuse them of protesting bc it's fashion…and they just….tweeted it out https://t.co/uYQCm0rjRT— Renna (@RennaW) January 3, 2018
The fact this article exists tells you what a sad joke the "resistance" is. https://t.co/S6xTgeTbBH— Saving Ferris (@StreetDoc_67) January 3, 2018
Make sure it’s something that won’t get the Antifa guys all gropey. https://t.co/3YvP99t7b8— Moonbeam Nation (@MoonbeamNation) January 3, 2018
Otherwise known as Man Repellent. https://t.co/HYj0UKNOPm— Heather (@hboulware) January 3, 2018
A family that shoots together…
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Loon with a ‘View’: Anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy joining women’s gab-fest
Welp, it’s official: “The View” is about to get a big injection of even more crazy. Jenny McCarthy, staunch opponent of life-saving vaccinations, will be filling Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s vacant chair:
http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/356794139553169409Baba Wawa can barely contain herself:
“Jenny brings us intelligence as well as warmth and humor,” Walters said in a statement. “She can be serious and outrageous. She has connected with our audience and offers a fresh point of view. Jenny will be a great addition to the show as we usher in an exciting new chapter for The View.”
Oh, it’s exciting, all right. Exciting in the sense that thinking folks who relish in the occasional train wreck will now have an extra incentive to tune into the show:
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/356796667573448704 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/356792710448951296 http://twitter.com/#!/FilmLadd/status/356791799320293379Better safe than sorry!
http://twitter.com/#!/jonlovett/status/356791650045005824They couldn’t’ve chosen a better gal to represent the modern American woman:
http://twitter.com/#!/JakeMyDay/status/356806937477787648 http://twitter.com/#!/annielkozak/status/356795429356183554 http://twitter.com/#!/thejoshuablog/status/356807350830628864 http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/356805688061734912 http://twitter.com/#!/brian_sack/status/356805613495402499No kidding. Still, it could be worse:
http://twitter.com/#!/jimantle/status/356803125249712128Hard to argue with that.
Only one question remains:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/356800213165412352Well?
http://twitter.com/#!/irishspy/status/356800644746715136Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/15/loon-with-a-view-anti-vaxxer-jenny-mccarthy-joining-womens-gab-fest/
Michael Ian Black sort of wants to be an assassin, and he thinks you do too
Don’t lie to yourself. You’ve sat down, watched a Jet Li movie, or perhaps one of those fancy modern-day ninja films, and you’ve thought, “damn, wish I could do that stuff.” There’s just something about assassins that reeks of cool. The weaponry, the fighting technique passed down through the ages, and a really sleek attire. Granted, you have to actually kill people, but if you can ignore that for a few seconds, it isn’t hard to really appreciate the lifestyle.
Comedian Michael Ian Black wanted to clear some things up about assassins, making sure he wasn’t alone in his topic of daydreams:
Quick check: pretty much everybody sort of wants to be an assassin, right?
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 29, 2012
Raise your hands now, don’t be shy. There’s nothing to be ashamed of here.
@michaelianblack I don't want to live in a world where that isn't the majority's life goal.
— Sarah Roethke (@Sarah_saysstuff) May 29, 2012
Been asking you for lessons, dammit. || RT @michaelianblack: Quick check: pretty much everybody sort of wants to be an assassin, right?
— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) May 29, 2012
https://twitter.com/KaseyAnderson/status/207277548676194304
I could see myself doing it. RT: @michaelianblack: Quick check: pretty much everybody sort of wants to be an assassin, right?
— Dave (@ahomelessguy227) May 29, 2012
Basically. RT @michaelianblack: Quick check: pretty much everybody sort of wants to be an assassin, right?
— Jack (@SkipTerrio) May 29, 2012
@michaelianblack @andylevy @SteveHuff I just shot my foot again, Michael. Do u have any antiseptic in ur secret assassin closet I can borrow
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) May 29, 2012
Whew. Let’s all pray this little operation never gets off the ground.
Every Time A Cat Cleans Itself…
Hey, John Kerry, look at what else is ‘unbelievably small’ [pics]
Snicker. Ask for an answer and ye shall receive, Mr. Miller!
http://twitter.com/#!/jeffemanuel/status/377070285754998784Oh yes. It is.
Mary Katharine Ham and Rep. Stockman scored earlier on Monday with their snicker-worthy zingers aimed at John Kerry for his absurd “unbelievably small” remark in defense of Syria strikes. But the mock-tastic tweets did not end there.
First up, some hilarious “quotes”:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/377062844979638272 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/377063897284358145 http://twitter.com/#!/therealjavery/status/377065927529209856 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/377066232467316736Oh, Twitter! Never change. Those are as good as the side-splitting Obama-style “time-sensitive” quotes.
It continued: With more hashtag!
http://twitter.com/#!/berkeleysquare/status/377126991662563329 http://twitter.com/#!/PaulHsieh/status/377090175769133056 http://twitter.com/#!/DeTroyes1/status/377125378046705664Yep. As Ace of Spades and a fantastic picture noted, anti-war is out and “war is cool” is in. Just ask actor Richard Lewis: What’s really important? Because, Bush.
http://twitter.com/#!/wbdnewton/status/377108492055638016 http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/377109081606987778Precisely.
What could make this hashtag even better? Some hilarious pic-snarking:
http://twitter.com/#!/Rubiconski/status/377146802589278209 http://twitter.com/#!/EWErickson/status/377070677787811841 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/377138716248002560 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnFict/status/377109360154906624 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/377122892082733056 http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/377134963478380544 http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/377137314335436800Aching sides!
And for the truth-win:
http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/377136687115018240Related:
Mock-tastic! Mary Katharine Ham, Rep. Stockman zing John ‘unbelievably small’ Kerry
John McCain slams John Kerry over ‘unbelievably small’ remarks
Richard Lewis: Syria? Whatever! What’s really important to remember is: Because, Bush
‘Unbelievably incompetent’: John Kerry says attack on Syria will be ‘unbelievably small’
Smack! Remember Benghazi? Fred Thompson has key question for John Kerry
Out: Anti-war; In: War is ‘cool’: Ace of Spades, one photo destroy anti-war Left hypocrisy
Zzzzyria? Lauren Sivan snark-slams John Kerry, offers idea for ‘greatest weapon’ [pic]
‘Not yet begun to fight, because it isn’t time sensitive’: Slamming POTUS with Obama-style quotes
Report saying Obama seeking Syria response ‘just muscular enough not to get mocked’ gets mocked
Search for child turns up remains of long-missing Maine man
Maine police searching for a missing baby girl uncovered the remains of a 53-year-old man who disappeared eight years ago.
Steven Brandon of Waterville, Maine, was reported missing in 2004. On Saturday his ID was found among the remains by detectives hunting for Ayla Reynolds who will turn two in April.
The toddler was last seen on December 16 at her father’s home, also in Waterville, aged 20 months. Dad Justin DiPietro rang police the following morning after finding her bed empty.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/25/search-for-child-turns-up-remains-of-long-missing-maine-man/
Everyone In My Family Is Big Boned
Sorry Aladdin, No-Fly Zone
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