Obama admits he misses making Americans miserable. For real.

Here’s another tidbit from that interview of former President Obama by Prince Harry that we told you about earlier…

Apparently, Obama misses making Americans miserable:

Read more: https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/12/27/obama-admits-he-misses-making-americans-miserable-for-real/

dead; Dennis Miller didn’t mean to start death rumor

http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/206917581406355456

Dennis Miller, celebrity death hoaxer?

Nah. But Sunday night, Miller inadvertently shocked his followers with a tweet that made it seem like actor Gary Sinise had died.

@DennisDMZ ????

— Tots4Masses (@Tots4Masses) May 28, 2012

RT @DennisDMZ: Gary Sinise is in a pneumatic tube to heaven.//What does that even mean? I just googled to see if he died. He didn't.

— Deb @dabadooey (@dabadooey) May 28, 2012

@DennisDMZ That is ABSOLUTELY going to start a rumor that he has passed. CAREFUL!!

— Chrissy Olinger (@oliewankanobe) May 28, 2012

@DennisDMZ "pneumatic tube to heaven" reads like he died. Had to check the news.

— Stanley Mcstanley (@reverendcaptain) May 28, 2012

Miller just meant that if anyone is ultimately Heaven bound, it’s Sinise. He tweeted a clarification before the death rumors got out of hand:

Sinise is fine! I just meant his good works will eventually rapture him at Defcon 1.

— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) May 28, 2012

.@DennisDMZ hope you haven't started another dead celeb Twitter rumor!

— Will Turner (@WTWV) May 28, 2012

If you missed Miller’s second tweet, rest assured, Lt. Dan is alive and kickin’, doing great work to support our troops, veterans, and their families.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/28/gary-sinise-is-not-dead-dennis-miller-didnt-mean-to-start-death-rumor/

Good thing Obama nixed the jobs council! Unemployment rises to 7.9%

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidMDrucker/status/297336548687486976

Good thing President Obama put his jobs council out of work yesterday!

So economy contracted, unemployment rate increased to 7.9% and the Jobs Council just got laid off.

— Joe Pounder (@PounderFile) February 1, 2013

Wonder what Obama’s job council thinks about this. Oh. Wait.

— Ellen Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) February 1, 2013

Obama: “Unemployment went UP?? Quick, call my Jobs Council!” *dialtone*

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 1, 2013

I wonder if the members of the now disbanded Jobs Council will be filing for unemployment. #tcot #TGDN

— Sean Kilroy (@seankilroy) February 1, 2013

The latest jobs report indicates that the president’s jobs council will have company down at the unemployment office. We suppose this is … unexpected.

I’m sure this rise in unemployment is ‘completely unexpected’ to the Democrats who claimed the economy was “roaring back”. #FORWARD

— Henry D’Andrea (@TheHenry) February 1, 2013

You can read the latest jobs/unemployment report at bls.gov/news.release/e…

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 1, 2013

As always, the invaluable Jim Pethokoukis reviews the numbers.

BREAKING: January Jobs Report: 7.9% unemployment rate | 157,000 net new payrolls

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

The broader U-6 unemployment rate was unchanged at 14.4%

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

Both the labor force participation rate and employment-population ratios were unchanged

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

While the % unemployed 27 weeks or longer fell to 38.1% from 39.1%, sharp increase in those unemployed 5-14 weeks, to 24.5% from 23.3%

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

10.8%: That’s what the unemployment rate would be if the labor force participation rate was the same as in Jan. 2009

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

Change in total nonfarm payroll employment for Nov. was revised from +161,000 to +247,000. Dec. was revised from +155,000 to +196,000

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

At 157,000 jobs a month, US economy would not return to pre-Great Recession employment levels until after 2025 hamiltonproject.org/jobs_gap/

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

Recall that according to Team Obama’s 2009 stimulus projection, we should be closing in on 5% unemployment right now

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

And, no, demographics probably don’t entirely explain the huge and sustained drop in the labor force participation rate over past 4 years

— James Pethokoukis (@JimPethokoukis) February 1, 2013

Can anyone spare some hope … or change?

Last 6 months unemployment rates: Aug 8.1; Sep 7.8; Oct 7.9; Nov 7.8; Dec 7.8 and Jan 7.9%.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) February 1, 2013

Obama still isn’t working. And you know what that means? Spin, lapdogs, spin!

Remember the unemployment rate is “essentially unchanged.” Couple of tenths up/down is just noise.

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) February 1, 2013

U.S. employment report points to steady economic growth reut.rs/XrZurq

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) February 1, 2013

Right on the money RT @neil_irwin: +157k. consensus nails it.”

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) February 1, 2013

Revisions are a huge win in this report. December up 40k, November up 86k!

— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) February 1, 2013

Breitbart’s John Nolte translates Ezra Klein’s analysis.

What would I do without @ezraklein telling me unemployment increase is a good thing and more deficit spending will grow the economy?

— John Nolte(@NolteNC) February 1, 2013

Shorter @ezraklein: Now matter which way the unemployment rate goes, it means Obama is the Sun King.

— John Nolte(@NolteNC) February 1, 2013

Shorter @ezraklein: GDP contracts, unemployment rate increases = Obama is the Sun King.

— John Nolte(@NolteNC) February 1, 2013

Forward!

Progress! | RT @rorycooper: January 2009 unemployment rate: 7.8%. January 2013 unemployment rate: 7.9%.

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) February 1, 2013

Update:

Surprise! The White House says this is evidence of a healing economy!

White House says today’s jobless report shows “much work remains to be done but “further evidence” economy is healing from downturn wounds.

— PETER MAER (@petermaercbs) February 1, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/01/good-thing-obama-nixed-the-jobs-council-unemployment-rises-to-7-9/

HHS finally gives Kathleen Sebelius a job she can do

http://twitter.com/#!/HHSGov/status/406091876790329344

She gave up on “Websites for Dummies” but just loved “Cafeteria Cooking for Dummies.”

http://twitter.com/#!/BadgleyML1067/status/406094274757808128

Come on, now. It’s Thanksgiving. Let’s just be grateful she’s spending a few moments doing something other than foisting Obamacare on us.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/28/hhs-finally-gives-kathleen-sebelius-a-job-she-can-do/