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Graham, Ayotte ‘disturbed’ by Rice meet: ‘Concerns greater than before’

http://twitter.com/#!/jamiedupree/status/273455177351184385

Senators McCain, Graham and Ayotte met with lying liar who lies, U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, today.

RT @frankthorpnbc: Sens McCain, Ayotte and Graham leave their meeting with Susan Rice in the Capitol #NBCPolitics instagr.am/p/SifG4Fkztz/

— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 27, 2012

Evidently, the answers Ms. Rice provided to them regarding what happened in Benghazi were true to form: Incompetence at best, lies at worst.

Three GOP Senators ripping Susan Rice after meeting with her in Capitol on Benghazi

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) November 27, 2012

Graham after meeting with Rice: “I’m more disturbed now than I was before.” #Benghazi

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) November 27, 2012

RT @thefix Graham and Ayotte say they have more concerns after meeting with Susan Rice than they did before.

— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) November 27, 2012

Graham labeled Rice’s Sunday talk show explanation of the Benghazi attack a “statement disconnected from reality”

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) November 27, 2012

Graham on Rice: “If you don’t know what happened, just say you don’t know what happened. The American people got bad information.”

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) November 27, 2012

Graham: “It was unjustified to give information {on attack that was false} by Rice and Obama just weeks before an election.”

— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) November 27, 2012

RT @nicedeb: Graham just after meeting with Susan Rice: “We not even close to getting answers to basic questions on Benghazi.”

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) November 27, 2012

Not even close to getting answers to basic questions. What a surprise! But, wait. It’s Graham, so … squish alert? So far, he won’t rule out a vote to confirm Rice for Secretary of State.

HMMM. RT @domeniconbc: Graham can’t answer if he’d support Rice for SOS… still has many questions, he says

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 27, 2012

SENATE: Graham, McCain, Ayote – Benghazi caucus – won’t support appointment of Rice to Sec. of State until more questions answered.

— Joshua Sackheim (@JoshuaSackheim) November 27, 2012

Who wants to bet that McCain and Graham will vote for Susan Rice but with “very serious reservations”…?

— NeoKong (@The_NeoKong) November 27, 2012

Or will he?

RICE MEET: It was interesting that Sen Lindsey Graham noted how Democrats blocked John Bolton for UN Ambassador

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) November 27, 2012

Hmm.

And from the Left? Good, old sexism and race card playing, natch.

Anyone else think Ayotte is the token woman McCain and Graham needed to help them attack Rice? Too bad they couldn’t get a black woman.

— Jennifer(@jhw2212) November 27, 2012

Disgusting.

So does America RT @michellemalkin HMMM RT @domeniconbc Graham can’t answer if he’d support Rice for SOS.. still has many questions, he says

— Alana Fulcher (@AlanaF3035) November 27, 2012

Yep. Americans demand answers, not more lies and incompetence.

Twitchy will continue to update with further developments.

Update:

Predictably, Lefties are continuing to bash Kelly Ayotte as a gender-traitor for having the temerity to question Susan Rice’s integrity and competence.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/11/27/sens-graham-ayotte-after-rice-meeting-concerns-even-greater-than-we-had-before-graham-disturbed/

29 Reasons You Should Never Go To The South Of France

So cliché.

1. People have this idea that the south of France is some kind of heaven on earth.

People have this idea that the south of France is some kind of heaven on earth.

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2. Like it’s this coastal paradise with unparalleled views.

Like it's this coastal paradise with unparalleled views.

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3. People say it’s positively magical.

People say it's positively magical.

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4. But the truth is…

But the truth is...

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5. It’s just not that special.

It's just not that special.

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6. First of all, it’s so out of date.

First of all, it's so out of date.

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7. EVERYTHING is uphill.

EVERYTHING is uphill.

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8. And the food is just way too rich.

And the food is just way too rich.

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9. Honestly, how is this necessary?

Honestly, how is this necessary?

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10. The countryside would be nice…

The countryside would be nice...

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11. If it wasn’t ruined by all the quaint little villages.

If it wasn't ruined by all the quaint little villages.

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12. It’s way too easy to get lost in all the little back streets.

It's way too easy to get lost in all the little back streets.

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13. St Tropez is a god-awful garbage dump.

St Tropez is a god-awful garbage dump.

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14. It has absolutely no charm.

It has absolutely no charm.

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15. And the views are just the worst.

And the views are just the worst.

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16. If you go there, you basically have to have a boat.

If you go there, you basically have to have a boat.

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17. And you’re forced to venture out on that disconcertingly blue water.

And you're forced to venture out on that disconcertingly blue water.

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18. I mean what’s the deal with the Cote D’Azure?

I mean what's the deal with the Cote D'Azure?

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19. Nobody asked for this.

Nobody asked for this.

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20. If you get too far from the beach, then you have all of the unnatural wildlife to deal with.

If you get too far from the beach, then you have all of the unnatural wildlife to deal with.

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21. And you’ll probably get accidentally drenched in some secret waterfall.

And you'll probably get accidentally drenched in some secret waterfall.

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22. There’s just nothing remotely interesting about the natural landscape.

There's just nothing remotely interesting about the natural landscape.

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23. It’s basically a wasteland.

It's basically a wasteland.

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24. The historical landmarks leave a lot to be desired.

The historical landmarks leave a lot to be desired.

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25. The wineries might as well close their doors, because what even is this?

The wineries might as well close their doors, because what even is this?

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26. And Cannes?

And Cannes?

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27. More like CAN U NOT?

More like CAN U NOT?

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28. Honestly, what are people thinking?

Honestly, what are people thinking?

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29. This place is abhorrent and you should never, ever go there.

This place is abhorrent and you should never, ever go there.

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseypippin/29-reasons-you-should-never-go-to-the-south-of-france

‘Oh my’! ‘Hard Choices’ gets ‘unkind’ placement in bookstore [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/portraitinflesh/status/508393301574447104

Washington Examiner contributor David Freddoso was at the World Bank InfoShop in D.C., when he spotted this:

http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/508390618461401088

Well, that’s … awkward.

http://twitter.com/#!/bmcsmith92/status/508390739810983936

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of “Hard Choices”

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/06/oh-my-hillarys-hard-choices-gets-unkind-placement-in-bookstore-photo/

Chrissy Teigen ‘would have 100% flipped that light switch’ on juror

http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/356954144537444352

As Twitchy reported, the first of the George Zimmerman jurors to speak publicly appeared tonight on “Anderson Cooper 360″ (in shadow) to give her take on the trial and the jury’s not guilty verdict. More than a few viewers fantasized that her face would be revealed, and if model Chrissy Teigen were working the lights, those viewers would have gotten their wish.

http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/356956205891072000 http://twitter.com/#!/TheMadTortoise/status/356956759568551940 http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/356957506502799360

Just kidding, folks.

http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/356959664853880832

We’re not too keen on the book deal ourselves, but “coward”? We doubt any of the jurors is too anxious to see her face on one of these T-shirts.

http://twitter.com/#!/jasmyne/status/356959872446783488

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/15/chrissy-teigen-would-have-100-flipped-that-light-switch-on-zimmerman-juror/

Photos touring N. Korea, awaiting questionable missile launch

http://twitter.com/#!/richardengelnbc/status/190428396294115329

While the World anxiously awaits the launch associated with the controversial missile from North Korea, the group at Twitchy features gathered photographs touring the once-secluded nation this is certainly today available for a short while into news. One prominent journalist indeed there now’s Richard Engel, who’s actively tweeting photos from ground. Most pictures listed below are from him, but we have been working to add even more from other reporters in North Korea now. Continue to always check right back right here for future updates.

#nbcdprk huge image of kim jong il at objective control for rocket launch pic.twitter.com/64mbkvFK

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) April 12, 2012

North Korea allow international reporters go through the rocket becoming readied for launch. Here's exactly what our reporter saw: pic.twitter.com/bg58gZwwe

— Voice of The united states (@VOA_News) April 10, 2012

#nbcdprk a soldier walks because of the road in pyongyang pic.twitter.com/D4KRnljq

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) April 12, 2012

#nbcdprkpic.twitter.com/cMGoNSeH

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) April 12, 2012

#nbcdprk the messages regarding the condition tend to be every-where in main pyongyang pic.twitter.com/PBejOqHW

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) April 12, 2012

#nbcdprk soldiers being called in to cleanup pyongyang pic.twitter.com/gQNp5nHa

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) April 12, 2012

#nbcdprk flags on a street of letter. korea money as preps for 100 yr celebration pic.twitter.com/G92CgNh1

— Richard Engel (@RichardEngel) April 12, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/12/photos-touring-n-korea-awaiting-controversial-missile-launch/

To Help Combat A Local Issue, These Friends Came Up With A Hilarious Idea.

The conditions of the roads in Kaunas, Lithuania, were so poor, a group of friends decided to do something about it. Their solution, though, was a little different. The photographers, who called themselves Z999, took a series of photos to highlight the potholes.

Those photos were hilarious.

They depicted the potholes being so large, a man might fancy a swim in them, posting up for an Olympic dive and everything. Or hey if you don’t want to swim in the water, you can always use it to baptize your child.

LOL. Also, please don’t brush your teeth with puddle water though.

milliyet

Bathtime!

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Unrelated, but do girls always wear kimonos when they paint nails?

milliyet

The gates to Wonderland.

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Even if you don’t think pot holes are dangerous, bachelorette parties in the middle of the road could prove to be fatal.

milliyet

Good form.

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I think he got something!

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I’m actually ok with this pot hole solution.

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This is just how people in Philadelphia hang out all the time though.

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I one dog that has become a supporter of the road refurbishment.

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A romantic evening

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Wipeout!

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And lo he was baptized in the river Delancy Street.

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Wait, isn’t that concrete? Didn’t they just fix the problem right there?

milliyet

I’d still eat ’em.

milliyet

Flower pot holes.

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Spelunking at night.

milliyet

This is an Olympic sized pot-hole.

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That’s a sick basket.

milliyet

This picture really saddens me for some reason.

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Old school.

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Maybe if Pamela didn’t run so slow this person wouldn’t be mostly drowned.

milliyet

Does nobody where closed-toed shoes in Lithuania?

milliyet

These roads are berry bad.

milliyet

Now, that’s ONE way to get the attention of your local government.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/z999-pictures/

Chris Brown clears the deck on his Twitter account, promises ‘new chapter’

http://twitter.com/#!/HayesBrown/status/276082081279385600

As Twitchy reported, singer and Rihanna-beater Chris Brown reactivated his Twitter account quietly over the weekend, after pulling it completely following an ugly feud with comedian Jenny Johnson. Brown’s vile tweets to Johnson were intact at the time, but now the decks have been cleared, with all previous tweets deleted and the promise (or threat) of a fresh start.

Time to start fresh. #newchapter

— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) December 4, 2012

New chapter? What does that mean?

“@chrisbrown: Time to start fresh. #newchapter” Might I humbly suggest that ‘not beating up women’ features heavily in the first paragraph?

— Jason (@NickMotown) December 4, 2012

Hmph. RT @chrisbrown Time to start fresh. #newchapter

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) December 4, 2012

did you find a fresh woman to abuse, @chrisbrown?@michellemalkin

— AJ Drey (@Drey0307) December 4, 2012

@michellemalkin @chrisbrown . He must have found a new punching bag.

— Ray (@RayITR) December 4, 2012

So he’s planning to stop beating women? RT @michellemalkin: Hmph. RT @chrisbrown Time to start fresh. #newchapter

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) December 4, 2012

Has Johnson herself started a fresh chapter? Or has she moved on to a different book entirely?

Shit! It’s almost the 3rd anniversary of Charlie Sheen choking his wife in Aspen and I haven’t even started decorating!

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 4, 2012

If so, this might be the final word in the Chris Brown/Jenny Johnson Twitter feud. Will the pope retweet his support of Chris Brown like Whoopi Goldberg did?

This was tweeted to the Pope by a distinguished member of Team Breezy. It’s now my favorite tweet of all time.twitpic.com/biv1vd

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 4, 2012

As we await Pope Benedict’s response and the first tweets of Chris Brown’s new chapter, we’ll have to make do with shots from his Instagram account. He’s an update from Brown’s trip to Amsterdam.

so… Chris Brown deleted his Twitter to just continue his tomfoolery on Instagram??? OH. twitter.com/DickensWrites/…

— Dickens (@DickensWrites) December 4, 2012

is it wise for Chris Brown to posting photos of himself smoking weed on Instagram? #tmzlive

— Harvey Levin(@HarveyLevinTMZ) December 4, 2012

Shows he can hit a joint too. RT @harveylevintmz is it wise for Chris Brown to posting photos of himself smoking weed on Instagram? #tmzlive

— Jeremy Brooks (@vivid13) December 4, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/04/chris-brown-clears-the-deck-on-his-twitter-account-promises-new-chapter-smokes-much-weed/