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Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld slams Esquire’s ‘word stamp’ recipient Tom Junod

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/294324663767674880

Zing! “Red Eye” host Greg Gutfeld is none too pleased with Esquire’s Tom Junod, who recently wrote a blog post slamming Fox News.

And the Twitter spat went on from there.

.@greggutfeld Welfare and food stamps — hilarious.Does Ailes write your jokes, or just approve them?

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

Yuk, yuk, yuk. Ailes and evil Faux News! Or something.

@tomjunod that wasn’t a joke. That’s your career!

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

Heh. Junod continues attempting to throw trash talk curveballs, and Gutfeld slams them all out of the park.

.@greggutfeld From the guy who fills the all-important “funnier than Hannity” slot at Fox.

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

.@tomjunod Wow,impressive stuff. Don’t u have a ten thousand word piece on the death of your gold fish to flesh out before noon?

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

.@greggutfeld No. On the Plight of the Professional Asshole. “He’s a pro, so he’s gotta keep on showing up.”

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

.@tomjunod I totally get it. Once promising, now aging – copying the leftist assumptions of fellow hacks guarantees 4 bux a word.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

.@greggutfeld I get it too — wanted to follow in the footsteps of Dave Zinczenko, but your feet were too small.

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

@tomjunod I do have delicate feet. That is true. But they smell better than your purple prose.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

.@greggutfeld This is the best you can do? You were funnier when you were the editor of Stuff…I mean Maxim…I mean…

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

@tomjunod Ah, the “you were funnier when…” retort. What’s next? “What’s the deal with airline food?”Esquire is truly blessed.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

.@greggutfeld C’mon, you’re better when you’re trying to rip off Dennis Miler than when you’re trying to rip off Seinfeld.

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

@tomjunod I commend you, on ripping off yourself, month after month. Please continue with your thoughtful think pieces on cologne.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

.@greggutfeld “Blah blah FOOD STAMPS grumble grumble WELFARE yawn yawn LEFTIST…” Takes a special guy to keep thinking that shit’s funny.

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

.@tomjunod Takes a special guy to churn out dreck for an irrelevent mens mag and think he’s edgy. dude, you’re as edgy as a Hostess Snowball

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

.@greggutfeld Whoa, and to think this whole thing began when I said you were like a grownup version of the E-Trade Baby.Downhill from there.

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

That oh-so-clever line was in Junod’s Fox-slamming post. Evidently, he has to regurgitate his own lines.

Gutfeld continues with some fun facts!

Fun fact: a capsule of Ambien contains three ground up @tomjunod articles.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

According to PETA, reading a @tomjunod article out loud to a small pet could put it to sleep permanently.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

Jack Kevorkian’s favorite method of euthanasia was reading a @tomjunod article out loud to his patient.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

Warning to pet lovers: When you line a bird cage with a @tomjunod article, the bird will die from boredom.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

And that concludes my @tomjunod tweets for this afternoon. Unlike Tom, I have a job.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

Brilliance.

@greggutfeld Yeah. You can tell your staff’s in, because they started writing jokes for you.

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013

Oh, honey.

More to come? Alas, something is missing.

@gabrielsnyder @tomjunod agreed

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013

We’ll meet you again on Twitter, fellas. Only next time, bring the beer!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/24/epic-twitter-spat-fox-news-greg-gutfeld-slams-esquires-word-stamp-recipient-tom-junod/

Mother Cat Conveniences Her Sleeping Kitten Into The Cutest Method.

Absolutely nothing soothes quite like a mommy’s touch. Only ask Big Pie over right here. Their mama constantly comforts him during sleep and places her paw on his small upper body, looking after the tiny one. Whenever we could bottle the actual quantity of cuteness seen here, we might make both Hallmark and Disney insanely jealous. You do not be able to manage this level of AWWW.

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(Origin: NaYunKim)

My favorite part is where the momma cat has actually her arm on the kitten’s upper body therefore the kitten’s paw falls only a little, briefly holding on to her supply. Views similar to this tend to be magical.

Find out more: http://viralnova.com/cat-calms-kitten/

You Need To Stop Throwing These 14 Items In Your Trash Can. Seriously.

It’s easy to not think about what we throw into our trash cans, but it’s time that we start. On top of some terrible smells, the dangers lurking in our waste can have a terrible impact on our planet, wildlife and the sanitation workers valiantly doing the dirty work for us. One man’s trash may be another man’s treasure, but that’s simply not the case with any these household items. 

1.) Even once they’re used up, they are still full of yucky chemicals.

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2.) Fluorescent and CFL bulbs contain toxic chemicals, but incandescent and halogen are fine to toss.

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3.) Even if there is just a little bit of fluid left, they are still dangerous and flammable.

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4.) They aren’t just crowding up your kitchen, most recycling programs cannot handle their high volume. Check out Plastic Film Recycling for more options.

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5.) Unfortunately, even empty cosmetics cannot be recycled due to the chemicals used in the products, but there are specific recycling programs through retailers like Origins and Aveda.

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6.) Like paint and stains, these contain similar toxic chemicals and must be completely dried out in order to be disposed of properly.

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7.) The danger level here should be pretty obvious. Before throwing out any dud or unused fireworks, soak them in water over night.

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8.) It’s better to use non-toxic supplies in general, but if you do use chemical products and have some leftover either give them to someone else to use or take them to a hazardous waste center.

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9.) A huge dang mess for you and the waste processors alike. Best to just save it for later cooking.

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10.) Both flammable AND poisonous, these should be taken to hazard waste collection centers or recycling locations once completely dried out.

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11.) Both human and animal hair is full of nitrogen which would be better used in compost piles to create cheap fertilizer.

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12.) Unless you’re buying strictly organic, these are full of chemicals that inflict a lot of damage.

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13.) Broken glass is one of the largest causes of injury for sanitation workers while processing our waste.

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14.) The mercury in these old fashioned temperature takers can be a health hazard if broken.

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(via Distractify.)

It’s important to take a moment to find your own local hazardous household waste center. And be sure to share with your friends using the buttons below so that together we can all stop making these dangerous disposals. 

Read more: http://viralnova.com/dont-throw-away/

Civil unions bill dies in Colorado legislature; late-night chaos erupts

http://twitter.com/#!/lynn_bartels/status/200089708561301504

Colorado #civilunions bill killed along with 30 others in late-night game of political chicken: http://t.co/zq0by13L

— Dan Petty (@danielpetty) May 9, 2012

North Carolina wasn’t the only state grappling with the gay marriage issue tonight.

KDVR-TV reporter Eli Stokols, Denver Post political reporter Lynn Bartels, and others live-tweeted late tonight as Democratic Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, state GOP leaders, and the rest of the Colorado legislature came to an insurmountable impasse on a hotly-contested civil unions bill — along with dozens of other bills:

Hickenlooper & McNulty have finished their chat. Not much optimism now about ending stalemate, salvaging #civilunions, other bills #COleg

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) May 9, 2012

Ferrandino back on floor, but not much has changed. 75 minutes left before #civilunions, everything else is dead. #COleg

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) May 9, 2012

Boos rain down on @RepMcNulty after he tells press "differences won't be resolved tonight." Crowd chanting "shame on you." #COleg

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) May 9, 2012

Stunning. List of bills that will die tonight just handed out. More than 30. #coleg

— Lynn Bartels (@lynn_bartels) May 9, 2012

House gallery boos McNulty, chants "shame on you!" #civilunions #coleg

— patrick malone (@pmalonenm) May 9, 2012

McNulty: "These things happen. It is unfortunate. But the timing is such that we are not able to work through that impasse." #coleg

— John Schroyer (@Johnschroyer) May 9, 2012

"Unfortunately, we just didn't have that Hickenlooper magic at the end," Ferrandino said. #coleg

— John Schroyer (@Johnschroyer) May 9, 2012

The story:

A bill to allow same-sex couples to form civil unions died on the calendar late Tuesday, taking down more than 30 other measures with it in a dramatic game of political chicken in which no one would blink.

When Republican Speaker Frank McNulty acknowledged there was an impasse and abruptly ended his news conference on the House floor, Coloradans watching in the gallery started chanting: “Shame on you! Shame on you!”

Everyone was kicked out of the gallery after someone yelled, “I hope you (expletive) die!”

The stunning turn of events on the second-to-last day of the 2012 session had been brewing since Thursday, when a Republican lawmaker voted with Democrats to pass the civil unions bill out of committee.

Social conservatives who believed the bill would die in the GOP-controlled Judiciary Committee for the second year in a row were enraged and lobbied McNulty and House Majority Leader Amy Stephens to use every procedure to kill Senate Bill 2.

Progressive Democrat Rep. Jared Polis is on a tear:

#fail Congrats @RepMcNulty 4 creating more dysfunction than DC, & thanx 4 assuring Dems the Speakers Gavel next term @lynn_bartels #coleg

— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) May 9, 2012

Gov should call immediate special session for the next few days to work through their backlog of bills and get them all done #coleg

— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) May 9, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/09/civil-unions-bill-dies-in-colorado-legislature-late-night-chaos-erupts/