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Uh-oh: Looks like some stuff’s missing from Obama’s desk [photo, Photoshop]

http://twitter.com/#!/blakehounshell/status/509420834080178176

Ever wonder what Obama’s workspace looks like? Well, wonder no more:

http://twitter.com/#!/WhiteHouse/status/509419750472957952

That’s nice.

http://twitter.com/#!/DebraBurlingame/status/509420185821130752

Heh. But still, aren’t there a few things missing?

http://twitter.com/#!/mtpollack/status/509419988680450048

That’s something. Also:

http://twitter.com/#!/mais_a/status/509421379590955008

Maybe he’s just trying to keep that under wraps until he reveals his big strategy tomorrow night. But let’s look a little closer, shall we?

http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/509421903560605696

Presidentin’ is hard.

Obama's desk hard

Especially when you’ve got Joe Biden getting in the way:

http://twitter.com/#!/MangyLover/status/509423732948209664

Ha!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/09/uh-oh-looks-like-some-stuffs-missing-from-obamas-desk-photo-photoshop/

Bonehead Wall Street protester shows a major sign of stupidity [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnnyJesus/status/522061610626473984

OK, so technically this isn’t Tom Morello … but it totally could be:

Tough choice… Gonna need a minute. pic.twitter.com/KITFUASJr7

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 14, 2014

Fer cryin’ out loud. Sign guy clearly hasn’t occupied reality for a long, long time.

@redsteeze yeah, still going with ISIS

— Zj Sky (@booloojenks) October 14, 2014

.@redsteeze So, he's "experiencing" Wall street now. Perhaps he should experience ISIS and then get back to us?

— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) October 14, 2014

@redsteeze really? How many has Wall Street beheadings, and hung, and burned, and blown up. Idiots everywhere.

— Darrell (@dwt98) October 14, 2014

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/17/idiots-everywhere-bonehead-wall-street-protester-shows-a-major-sign-of-stupidity-photo/

Gov. Bobby Jindal comes out against Gang of Eight immigration bill

http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354673543646162944

Drawing a sharp contrast to Sen. Marco Rubio and several other well-known Republicans, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has come out against the Gang of Eight immigration reform bill.

http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354670625660477440 http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354674632739127296

Jindal supports amnesty for illegal aliens … but only after the border is secure. (The Gang of Eight bill grants amnesty before anything is done to secure the border.)  In addition, he supports a big increase in legal immigration:

http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354674156010348545

This is going to help Jindal with grassroots conservatives:

http://twitter.com/#!/robertcostaNRO/status/354678572587286528

It will be interesting to see if Washington Post blogger Jennifer Rubin and other amnesty supporters now try to smear Gov. Jindal (whose parents immigrated to the U.S. from India) as “anti-immigrant.”

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/09/gov-bobby-jindal-comes-out-against-gang-of-eight-immigration-bill/

Rawr! Obama #PajamaBoy selfie & other mash-ups & memes [Photoshops]

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/413150207669325824

On Monday, the world cringed and giggled as it met Pajama Boy, @BarackObama’s masculinity-challenged, onesie-clad spokesmodel for Obamacare. Rawr!

http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/413079861922508800

The mockery was swift and sure and something called “masculonormative.” Heh.

http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/413152485495160832

It continued through the night with mash-ups and other sidesplitting Photoshops. Jon Gabriel’s brilliant #PajamaBoy selfie was the early and undefeated winner, with over 300 retweets. Care to double that, Twitchy readers?

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/413170865816088576

Selfies and bronies and bros, oh my!

http://twitter.com/#!/Coondawg68/status/413175249987842048 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/413288592979820544 http://twitter.com/#!/skyfullofbacon/status/413147399352119296 http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/413294981877473280 http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/413170265422839808 http://twitter.com/#!/smittie61984/status/413180659969298432 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/413157913834713088 http://twitter.com/#!/Coyoteblog/status/413183935200235520 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/413117541678997505

Messina’d!

http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/413179523371638784

All that’s missing is creepy Jim in a Hoodie-Footie. And if we know Twitter (and we think we do), there will be a Sirota douche-punch onesie by the end of the day. Don’t disappoint us! (We’re looking at you, @CuffyMeh, @ExJon and @Matthops82.)

http://twitter.com/#!/SteveVDK_hunter/status/413189527164182530

Nevah!

http://twitter.com/#!/heyLauraFreed/status/413275823798362112

Editor’s note: It’s important to us that the Photoshoppers are properly credited for their work. If you spot a stolen pic, please let us know so we can shame the thief and give props to the right people.

Update: Some more entries!

http://twitter.com/#!/Afterseven/status/413298994689765376 http://twitter.com/#!/KennyW_NLR/status/413208038737055744

Related:

Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy

Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]

Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]

OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]

‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/twitter-gold-the-obama-pajamaboy-selfie-and-other-must-see-mash-ups-and-memes-photoshops/

For Fanta, Nazi Germany Was Apparently In The “Good Old Times”

Coca-Cola celebrated the 75th anniversary of Fanta with a video, in which they call Nazi Germany “good old times.” Now the company is disassociating itself from the video.

1. The video starts with an unassuming line: “75 years ago, resources for our beloved Coke in Germany were scarce.”

For Fanta, Nazi Germany Was Apparently In The "Good Old Times"

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Coca-Cola / Via youtube.com

2. But why exactly were resources scarce in Germany at that time? Coca-Cola doesn’t mention that.

But why exactly were resources scarce in Germany at that time? Coca-Cola doesn't mention that.

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Fuse / Getty Images

3. Here’s a hint: From 1939 on, Germany was waging war in Europe.

Here's a hint: From 1939 on, Germany was waging war in Europe.

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AFP / Getty Images

4. The workaround that Coca-Cola’s German branch had to that resource scarcity was a “fantastic idea,” as the video explains, hence why it’s called “Fanta.”

For Fanta, Nazi Germany Was Apparently In The "Good Old Times"

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Coca-Cola / Via youtube.com

5. So Fanta was a direct result of the war. But Coca-Cola still thinks it was a fantastic idea and say so in the video: “To celebrate Fanta, we want to give you the feeling of the Good Old Times back.”

For Fanta, Nazi Germany Was Apparently In The "Good Old Times"

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Coca-Cola / Via youtube.com

6. This is Hitler in Paris after he occupied France in 1940. You know, the “good old times” Coca-Cola wants to bring back to us.

This is Hitler in Paris after he occupied France in 1940. You know, the "good old times" Coca-Cola wants to bring back to us.

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Harwood/Keystone / Getty Images

7. Here are just a few of pictures that the Internet has put together that could also help Coca-Cola remember the “good old times.”

Here are just a few of pictures that the Internet has put together that could also help Coca-Cola remember the "good old times."

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mismisterios.com

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9. This is the complete video that Coca-Cola produced for the 75th anniversary of Fanta.

youtube.com

Coca-Cola has not answered BuzzFeed Germany’s request for comment and the video has been taken down.

update

Fanta has confirmed the authenticity of the video in a call with BuzzFeed. They said they took it offline because of the “misleading part.” A spokesperson said the video will get updated. “We had no intention to call Nazi Germany ‘the good old times.’ We wanted to remind our customers of their childhood, like when we display the Coca-Cola bottle from the 1960s. Coca Cola disassociates itself in every from Nazi times.” BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_article_update_time_5099744”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘2015-02-26 12:34:06 -0500’, ‘update’); });

12. This was the original video:

Video available at: http://vimeo.com/120705931.
vimeo.com

13. HT @bjoerngrau

This post originally appeared in German on BuzzFeed Germany.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/sebastianfiebrig/fanta-feiert-und-verharmlost-nazi-zeit-70