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Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
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Bonehead Wall Street protester shows a major sign of stupidity [photo]
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnnyJesus/status/522061610626473984
OK, so technically this isn’t Tom Morello … but it totally could be:
Tough choice… Gonna need a minute. pic.twitter.com/KITFUASJr7
— S.M (@redsteeze) October 14, 2014
Fer cryin’ out loud. Sign guy clearly hasn’t occupied reality for a long, long time.
@redsteeze yeah, still going with ISIS
— Zj Sky (@booloojenks) October 14, 2014
.@redsteeze So, he's "experiencing" Wall street now. Perhaps he should experience ISIS and then get back to us?
— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) October 14, 2014
@redsteeze really? How many has Wall Street beheadings, and hung, and burned, and blown up. Idiots everywhere.
— Darrell (@dwt98) October 14, 2014
Gov. Bobby Jindal comes out against Gang of Eight immigration bill
http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354673543646162944
Drawing a sharp contrast to Sen. Marco Rubio and several other well-known Republicans, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal has come out against the Gang of Eight immigration reform bill.
http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354670625660477440 http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354674632739127296Jindal supports amnesty for illegal aliens … but only after the border is secure. (The Gang of Eight bill grants amnesty before anything is done to secure the border.) In addition, he supports a big increase in legal immigration:
http://twitter.com/#!/BobbyJindal/status/354674156010348545This is going to help Jindal with grassroots conservatives:
http://twitter.com/#!/robertcostaNRO/status/354678572587286528It will be interesting to see if Washington Post blogger Jennifer Rubin and other amnesty supporters now try to smear Gov. Jindal (whose parents immigrated to the U.S. from India) as “anti-immigrant.”
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/09/gov-bobby-jindal-comes-out-against-gang-of-eight-immigration-bill/
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Rawr! Obama #PajamaBoy selfie & other mash-ups & memes [Photoshops]
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/413150207669325824
On Monday, the world cringed and giggled as it met Pajama Boy, @BarackObama’s masculinity-challenged, onesie-clad spokesmodel for Obamacare. Rawr!
http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/413079861922508800The mockery was swift and sure and something called “masculonormative.” Heh.
http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/413152485495160832It continued through the night with mash-ups and other sidesplitting Photoshops. Jon Gabriel’s brilliant #PajamaBoy selfie was the early and undefeated winner, with over 300 retweets. Care to double that, Twitchy readers?
http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/413170865816088576Selfies and bronies and bros, oh my!
http://twitter.com/#!/Coondawg68/status/413175249987842048 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/413288592979820544 http://twitter.com/#!/skyfullofbacon/status/413147399352119296 http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/413294981877473280 http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/413170265422839808 http://twitter.com/#!/smittie61984/status/413180659969298432 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/413157913834713088 http://twitter.com/#!/Coyoteblog/status/413183935200235520 http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/413117541678997505 http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/413179523371638784All that’s missing is creepy Jim in a Hoodie-Footie. And if we know Twitter (and we think we do), there will be a Sirota douche-punch onesie by the end of the day. Don’t disappoint us! (We’re looking at you, @CuffyMeh, @ExJon and @Matthops82.)
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveVDK_hunter/status/413189527164182530Nevah!
http://twitter.com/#!/heyLauraFreed/status/413275823798362112Editor’s note: It’s important to us that the Photoshoppers are properly credited for their work. If you spot a stolen pic, please let us know so we can shame the thief and give props to the right people.
Update: Some more entries!
http://twitter.com/#!/Afterseven/status/413298994689765376 http://twitter.com/#!/KennyW_NLR/status/413208038737055744Related:
Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy
Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]
Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]
OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]
‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery
For Fanta, Nazi Germany Was Apparently In The “Good Old Times”
Coca-Cola celebrated the 75th anniversary of Fanta with a video, in which they call Nazi Germany “good old times.” Now the company is disassociating itself from the video.
1. The video starts with an unassuming line: “75 years ago, resources for our beloved Coke in Germany were scarce.”
Coca-Cola / Via youtube.com
2. But why exactly were resources scarce in Germany at that time? Coca-Cola doesn’t mention that.
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3. Here’s a hint: From 1939 on, Germany was waging war in Europe.
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4. The workaround that Coca-Cola’s German branch had to that resource scarcity was a “fantastic idea,” as the video explains, hence why it’s called “Fanta.”
Coca-Cola / Via youtube.com
5. So Fanta was a direct result of the war. But Coca-Cola still thinks it was a fantastic idea and say so in the video: “To celebrate Fanta, we want to give you the feeling of the Good Old Times back.”
Coca-Cola / Via youtube.com
6. This is Hitler in Paris after he occupied France in 1940. You know, the “good old times” Coca-Cola wants to bring back to us.
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7. Here are just a few of pictures that the Internet has put together that could also help Coca-Cola remember the “good old times.”
9. This is the complete video that Coca-Cola produced for the 75th anniversary of Fanta.
Coca-Cola has not answered BuzzFeed Germany’s request for comment and the video has been taken down.
update
Fanta has confirmed the authenticity of the video in a call with BuzzFeed. They said they took it offline because of the “misleading part.” A spokesperson said the video will get updated. “We had no intention to call Nazi Germany ‘the good old times.’ We wanted to remind our customers of their childhood, like when we display the Coca-Cola bottle from the 1960s. Coca Cola disassociates itself in every from Nazi times.” BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_article_update_time_5099744”).innerHTML = UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(‘2015-02-26 12:34:06 -0500’, ‘update’); });
13. HT @bjoerngrau
This post originally appeared in German on BuzzFeed Germany.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/sebastianfiebrig/fanta-feiert-und-verharmlost-nazi-zeit-70
MRW I pull out from dining in Taco Bell
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Sally Kohn schooled after endorsing ‘ignorant’ claim about Kermit Gosnell
http://twitter.com/#!/OHCONSERVATISM/status/464572139925147648
CNN contributor Sally Kohn has doubled down on her claims that keeping abortion “affordable and legal” is the best way to prevent more Kermit Gosnells.
Kohn labeled as “#Truth” a statement she attributed to the president of NARAL that horrors like those perpetrated by convicted Pennsylvania abortionist are the result of too many restrictions on abortion access:
http://twitter.com/#!/sallykohn/status/464567598282461184Restricted access?
Kohn was schooled on some Kermit Gosnell background:
http://twitter.com/#!/crousselle/status/464571870692782083Um, yeah, well there’s that.
Kohn was also reminded that Gosnell wasn’t exactly working “under ground”:
http://twitter.com/#!/BethanyBowra/status/464568533813579776 http://twitter.com/#!/caseykim12/status/464573887934922753 http://twitter.com/#!/Melvin_Udall_/status/464583983335239681Hopefully somebody can convince Ms. Kohn to watch #GosnellMovie after it’s finished, because the fundraising goal has been met.
Kohn was questioned about her pro-abortion position:
http://twitter.com/#!/sallykohn/status/464575466536701953 http://twitter.com/#!/sallykohn/status/464735379103703040 http://twitter.com/#!/johnnyfriegas/status/464736845675253760Very good question.
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Related:
‘So much for civility’: ‘Heartless’ Sally Kohn compares Benghazi murders to Lewinsky scandal
Zing! Hey, Sally Kohn, think GOP is ‘opposed to paycheck fairness’? Here’s what Dems oppose
Scumbag WebMD. I should know better than to look.
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