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Greg Gutfeld’s first tweet was better than a lot of first tweets

http://twitter.com/#!/PatrickMillsaps/status/446741230336999424

Many Twitter debuts are boring, dry and of the “hey, is this thing on?” variety. But that wasn’t the case for Fox News host Greg Gutfeld. Twitter’s new #FirstTweet tool shows us that his first tweet was … so very Greg Gutfeld.

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/1578649922

Proof that the #FirstTweet tool is awesome (or at least worth a few laughs)? We say, “Hells yes.”

Here are the first tweets from the other hosts of “The Five.”

http://twitter.com/#!/RobertGBeckel/status/112672127307628544 http://twitter.com/#!/ericbolling/status/970601031 http://twitter.com/#!/kimguilfoyle/status/31453767983439872

And of course, TV’s Andy Levy:

http://twitter.com/#!/andylevy/status/1077088092

‘Puffiest Hillary Clinton puff piece of all time’ revealed

http://twitter.com/#!/GayPatriot/status/489885516582879233

Andrew Stiles of the Washington Free Beacon believes he’s uncovered the “puffiest Hillary Clinton puff piece of all time,” and believe it or not, it comes from not the American but the British press — Stylist Magazine, to be specific.

http://twitter.com/#!/AndrewStilesUSA/status/489884721967407104

“The perfect diplomat, the ultimate leader.”

http://twitter.com/#!/waffle721/status/489885625860882432 http://twitter.com/#!/lancesalyers/status/489889368635871232 http://twitter.com/#!/Rufus_GB/status/489892208406179840 http://twitter.com/#!/powaybob1/status/489893053025755136 http://twitter.com/#!/tkarpis/status/489893987843842048

Breaking: Hillary Clinton hospitalized for blood clot following concussion

http://twitter.com/#!/katywithawhy/status/285550096312053760

It is not yet clear how serious this is. We hope she is OK.

Twitchy will monitor this story and will update this post as needed.

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We know how the Left behaves when a Republican is hospitalized. Will conservatives now behave in the same manner?

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This is the only tasteless tweet from a conservative we’ve seen so far:

OH ,who are they kidding Hillary Clinton is as healthy as an ox. Hey Hillary you can run but you cant hide sooner or later we will get you

— marcsteiner111 (@marcsteiner111) December 31, 2012

It is still early, however.

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A few more…

I’m calling BS on Hillary Clinton’s blood clot. B.S.Someone needs an excuse not to testify.

— Susan (@frostytucker) December 31, 2012

@twitchyteamHillary Clinton hospitalized for blood clot following concussionshe’ll do anything to get out of testifying. #coverup

— Jon Minton (@MintFree67) December 31, 2012

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Being treated with anti-coagulants?

Sec. Clinton aide: she is being “treated with anti-coagulants at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital.Blood clot had formed following concussion

— Kelly O’Donnell (@KellyO) December 31, 2012

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That treatment could be a good sign:

Doctor on CNN: Use of blood thinners to treat Secy. Clinton’s blood clot seems to indicate no bleeding in brain.

— Matthew Keys (@TheMatthewKeys) December 31, 2012

Perplexed VP leads to hilarious “things Biden can’t understand” hashtag

http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/384445396748992512

In a fundraising page, Joe Biden had written which he “can’t understand” the reason why “the Republican Party is letting Ted Cruz lead their particular charge against Obamacare.”

Eventually, Twitter had been unstoppable with other #ThingsBidenCantUnderstand. Listed below are even more items that might leave Joe scraping his mind:

http://twitter.com/#!/momoishere/status/384453459824893952 http://twitter.com/#!/socialistmop/status/384447902115852288 http://twitter.com/#!/DiannyRants/status/384462815953575936 http://twitter.com/#!/Marathonpundit/status/384463465324101632 http://twitter.com/#!/psjohnson23/status/384462603256201216 http://twitter.com/#!/JGalt9/status/384460070823538688 http://twitter.com/#!/ProofBlog/status/384462851512889344

Biden undoubtedly featuresn’t figured this one away:

http://twitter.com/#!/MidAmericanGuy/status/384461606903484416

Much More:

http://twitter.com/#!/ForrestBH/status/384462318853042176 http://twitter.com/#!/LolaGOP/status/384461745613701120 http://twitter.com/#!/TheJackOBrien/status/384460944664829952 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/384462291254521856 http://twitter.com/#!/ProofBlog/status/384465771595718657 http://twitter.com/#!/TheJackOBrien/status/384462174870986752 http://twitter.com/#!/LOLDems2012/status/384457773917802497 http://twitter.com/#!/TheMorningSpew/status/384458844031561729

Those two tend to be final, but not least:

http://twitter.com/#!/UniteRight/status/384462577813958656 http://twitter.com/#!/JeffCapell/status/384462472347799553

A real classic.

Happy birthday to us!

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/309673281886224386

Twitter users publish something like half a billion tweets per day. Even if 99.999 percent of those tweets are unimportant or nonsense, that leaves 5,000 tweets per day that are potentially newsworthy, or at least noteworthy.

Our mission is to find those hidden nuggets and report on them to you, our readers.

We’ve been at it for a year as of today. Has our Twitter-based news-gathering model proven a success?

We believe our record speaks for itself:

We documented tweets and retweets by dozens of left-wing Hollywood cranks, including Cher, Alec Baldwin, Jim Carrey, Russell Crowe, Chris Rock, Jason Biggs, Samuel Jackson, Ellen Barkin, Eva Longoria, and Eliza Dushku.
We were among the first to uncover Twitter riot threats and vandalism by Obama supporters in the run-up to Election Day (see also here).
We broke a story about Twitter death threats made against Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker — a story that led to an investigation by law-enforcement authorities.
We caught mainstream media outlets lying about the Newtown, Conn., so-called “hecklers” and the health insurance situation of the former Navy SEAL who shot Osama bin Laden.
We were the first to report details about Aurora, Colo., shooting victim Jessica Ghawi, who was tweeting just before she was shot and was present at a separate mall shooting six weeks earlier.
Utilizing tweets, photos, and videos posted to Twitter, we were able to cover breaking news — from school shootings in the US to protests in Egypt to an NFL’s player’s homicide-suicide — faster (and in some cases better) than MSM outlets.

MSM dinosaurs consider our methods irresponsible. They insist that “real reporters” must wait around for government officials to confirm facts that are already widely known to anyone using Twitter.

Sorry, MSM, we don’t follow your rules. We have created a news model that allows people to read information that gatekeepers don’t want them to know. Our motto is “who said what.” Their motto is “which official source said what, and we’ll let you know when we’re good and ready.”

Do we make mistakes? Of course. Who doesn’t? And when errors are brought to our attention, we run straightforward corrections. We wish our MSM competitors did the same (see, e.g., here and here).

Twitchy couldn’t be what it is without you: the community of readers, commenters, and tipsters who come to the site every day; the Twitter users who retweet our posts; the Facebook users who “like” and “share” our articles.

Thanks so much to all of you for making our first year a phenomenal success.

Denver Post scrubs ‘socialist’ from profile of Arapahoe shooter

http://twitter.com/#!/rdbrewer4/status/411910392789483520

Several people noted a curious edit to the Denver Post’s profile of Arapahoe High School shooter Karl Pierson Friday. As Bearing Arms reports, the Denver Post originally reported that a classmate in Pierson’s economics class described Pierson as “a very opinionated Socialist.” Curiously, the story was updated to send the word socialist down the memory hole, and Pierson was merely described as “very opinionated.”

http://twitter.com/#!/DCDude1776/status/411892681762418688 http://twitter.com/#!/guypbenson/status/411909717527502849

Paging Brian Ross: Are we sure the shooter wasn’t a very opinionated Tea Partyer? It certainly doesn’t sound like it. The Denver Post also reports that Pierson was “outspoken about politics.”

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/411840247803420673