Spoiler warning: Bill Maher trolls Ted Cruz over ‘Gravity,’ isn’t funny

http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/386991186558611456

We’re sorry if Maher has spoiled anything with his tweet, but you already knew that Bill Maher isn’t funny, right? Has any government worker died from the shutdown yet? It has been nearly six full days (according to CNN’s helpful on-screen shutdown clock), and though the House voted unanimously to pass bill providing retroactive pay to furloughed federal workers, some non-essential personnel might miss a paycheck.

http://twitter.com/#!/pokerholic1967/status/386996433838034944

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/06/spoiler-warning-bill-maher-trolls-ted-cruz-over-gravity-isnt-funny/

17 Iluminations That Kept Melbourne Wide Awake On White Night

It’s not a dream.

1. Once every year, Melbourne turns on the lights to host a night-long celebration that only proves why it’s the culture capital of Australia.

2. Bright Notes at Melbourne Central.

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3. The Crucible at Federation Square.

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4. …Another fire spectacle!

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5. Key Frames at the National Gallery of Victoria.

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6. Golden Mirrored Carousel at the National Gallery of Victoria.

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7. Neon Angel Wings at Queen Victoria Gardens.

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8. Infinite Curve at the National Gallery of Victoria.

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9. Sita’s Garden near Federation Square.

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10. 4 Elements at the Royal Exhibition Building.

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11. Colonise at Scots’ Church.

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12. TOTEM Turtle at Alexandra Gardens.

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13. Vox Lumen at Federation Square.

Sore feet? Watch Vox Lumen transform movement into light at Fed Square #WhiteNightMelb

— whitenightmelb (@WhiteNight Melbourne)

14. Wonderland at the Forum Theatre.

15. More from Wonderland.

Have you been to Wonderland #Melbourne? #WhiteNightMelb

— whitenightmelb (@WhiteNight Melbourne)

17. Sofles’ Graffiti Mapped at the McKenzie Street car park.

18. Rabbit Hole at the State Library of Victoria.

Head down the Rabbit Hole @Library_Vic You would be mad not to move towards Northern Lights #WhiteNightMelb

— whitenightmelb (@WhiteNight Melbourne)

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/annamendoza/white-night-bright-lights

#HowardKurtzTweets: ‘Real Journalist’ fails to carry on with, instant gold

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/215132175056650240

Our sides can’t simply take alot more aching! “Real journalist” CNN’s Howard Kurtz tweeted completely a heck of a scoop in connection with Romney “Wawa-gate” video! Only, you realize, an entire day later. D’oh! The thing is that, “just a blogger” SooperMexican broke that tale wide-open yesterday.

Viewed MSNBC video clip of Mitt saying "amazing" to Wawa touch-screen menu therefore the editing is misleading – he had been making an alternate point

— HowardKurtz (@HowardKurtz) June 19, 2012

What’s next, Howard? Will you simply take a deeper consider that entire planet thing and figure out it’s, actually, maybe not flat? Breaking!

Kurtz’s staggering not enough understanding ended up being prime fodder for hashtag mockery. Twitter people visited the relief, providing even more “scoops” for Mr. Kurtz, a “real reporter.” A “real reporter” like Andrea Mitchell, whom shamefully declined to apologize for or denounce the deceptively edited video.

RT @michellemalkin: BREAKING: Took closer look at Rathergate documents. Turns out CBS faked them. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters 🙂

— ToniMarie (@Mrs_ESTMR) June 19, 2012

Guess what happens takes place when you pull grandpa's finger? #HowardKurtzTweets

— JustaGrandpa (@RefudiateGOPe) June 19, 2012

BREAKING: Took closer look at Watergate – i believe Nixon knows significantly more than he's saying. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— me personally in Jersey (@Me_In_Jersey) Summer 19, 2012

BREAKING: Took a review of those NYTimes Jayson Blair tales. Ends up these were all phony! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— AL(…) Hogan (@ParadigmForce) June 19, 2012

@michellemalkin BREAKING: NBC Information *may* have edited the Trayvon 911 call to help make Zimmerman appearance racist. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporter

— Razor (@hale_razor) June 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/215135621247795200

https://twitter.com/LastBrainLeft/status/215135122339536898

THIS SIMPLY IN: Lindbergh has landed in Paris! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— GOP Comedian (@GOPcomedy) June 19, 2012

https://twitter.com/NotDaveWeigel/status/215136295394086913

BREAKING INFORMATION: Man finds out fire. "temperature good," says witness. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— GOP Comedian (@GOPcomedy) June 19, 2012

@michellemalkin BUSTING: Dewey Defeats Truman headline FALSE! #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— CincyJack (@CincyJack) Summer 19, 2012

It would appear that the moon is certainly not manufactured from mozzarella cheese. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters @michellemalkin

— Mister Duke (@LeviathanLeap) June 19, 2012

BREAKING: looked over NBC Dateline video of GM vehicles. Works out explosions rigged. #HowardKurtzTweets #realreporters

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) June 19, 2012

#HowardKurtzTweets Upon additional representation, this "water" compound appears instead wet.

— The Monster (@SumErgoMonstro) June 19, 2012

Pleased warriors and “just bloggers” for the win, once again. Much more, kindly!

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/19/howardkurtztweets-real-journalist-fails-to-keep-up-with-just-bloggers-instant-gold/

‘Slippery weasel’: Did Donna Brazile change her mind on voter fraud ‘big ass lie’?

http://twitter.com/#!/yesnicksearcy/status/524584833238827008

Hold the phone … huh?

If you’ll recall, this past weekend, Donna Brazile declared that voter fraud is “a big ass lie.” Has she had a change of heart?

Hmmm. That sounds an awful lot like voter fraud …

Let’s let her be clear:

OK, so it’s not voter fraud, per se. It’s more like “deceptive voter practices.” Voter fraud is essentially a myth.

“Under the guise of voter fraud”? C’mon, Donna.

There’s only one thing left to say:

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Related:

Donna Brazile: SCOTUS ruling on Texas voter ID ‘hurtful to democracy’

Donna Brazile: ‘Voter fraud is a big ass lie’; James O’Keefe: You’re ‘going to regret saying this’

Full Twitchy coverage of Donna Brazile

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/21/slippery-weasel-did-donna-brazile-change-her-mind-on-voter-fraud-big-ass-lie/