Author: Leaman Ralph

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16 Reasons Every Stoner Needs To Move To Asheville

Note: This stuff is also enjoyable sober. But not as enjoyable. Sorry, Grandma.

First things first:

16 Reasons Every Stoner Needs To Move To Asheville

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1. Order a dank pizza at Mellow Mushroom.

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For the “I fuck with weed sometimes, but I never fuck with animal products” person, this beauty is vegan.

2. Take in the great outdoors — specifically the Blue Ridge Mountains — in your newly altered state of mind.

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“This is literally the chillest thing I’ve ever seen.”

3. Buy a dime bag and a drum to create colorful, far out music at the Friday evening drum circle downtown.

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Weird dancing. Cute babies. Hacky Sack. It’s all here to overstimulate your little stoned mind.

4. If you consider guacamole a food group (doesn’t everyone?) and have a serious case of the munchies…get to White Duck Taco Shop.

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“Yeah, uh, just give me one of each dude.”

5. TRIP OUT over the Asheville nun. Like. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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You’re tanked, but this is crazy shit.

6. Surround yourself with profound knowledge at The Battery Park Book Exchange.

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And by that, I mean, re-read the same sentence for two hours and/or play with customers’ dogs.

7. Have a joint in one hand and paintbrush in the other in the River Arts District.

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“Like…graffiti is a seriously deep expression of life, man.”

8. Loaf your tanked body to 12 Bones to go in on ribs, greens, grits, and cornbread.

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Obama eats here. So, you could meet the President. High.

9. Get your cross-buzz on literally by the water at The Bywater.

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Contemplate purchasing a boat and sleeping in it down the river.

10. Or, if you’re feeling mobile, you could walk around the French Broad River.

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THE place to smoke and contemplate life’s big questions, like: “I wonder where the nearest store that sells Oreos is…”

11. Hot-box in a trippy piece of vehicular art.

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Whoever owns this probably wants marijuana to be legalized.

12. Have someone carry your blazed ass to Dough.

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“Dude, like, we’re baked…and this bread is baked.” *mind explodes*

13. If you’re craving a particularly enlightened high, idle over to Asheville Community Yoga.

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Make up a few of your own marijuana induced postures, or sleep through the whole thing. #corpsepose

14. Have a staring contest with the buskers.

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“They are like, such damn relaxed people, yo. Wonder if she’s as faded as us.”

15. Puff, puff, pass with students at Warren Wilson College.

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It’s stoner God James Franco’s alma mater…NOT a coincidence.

16. The city’s motto?

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JK, it’s #keepashevilleweird

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinfrye/wake-n-bake

Ron Paul: U.S. Didn’t Really Want To Catch Bin Laden Because They Needed An Excuse To Invade The Middle East

“Ya know, they knew where Bin Laden was. I don’t think they really wanted to catch him because he was used as the excuse for us, you know, invading various countries and building up the military.”

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Former Republican presidential candidate and congressman Ron Paul says he doesn’t believe the United States government wanted to catch Osama Bin Laden because they needed him as an excuse to build up the military and invade Middle Eastern countries.

“Matter of fact, can’t you just see the difference that might have occurred. Ya know, they knew where Bin Laden was. I don’t think they really wanted to catch him because he was used as the excuse for us, you know, invading various countries and building up the military,” Paul said on Scott Horton’s radio program.

Paul was discussing his September 11 Marque and Reprisal Act of 2001 in the context of the debate over the Authorization for the Use of Military Force against Islamic State. Paul’s letter of marque and reprisal would have authorized a small private force to capture Osama Bin Laden for the United States.

“So if you had a private force that was going to be paid to go over and get him because they had pretty good knowledge of where he was and taking care of him early on, just think of the benefits that would have come from a very, very narrowed approach to you know, going after those people that were participating in 9/11.”

Here’s the audio:

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/ron-paul-us-didnt-want-to-catch-bin-laden-because-they-neede

21 Reasons Cook-Out Is The Greatest Food Joint In The Whole Damn South

I’d like a spicy chicken sandwich with a double order of fries, please!

21. If you haven’t heard, Cook-Out is a delicacy that’s only served in select areas of the South.

If you haven't heard, Cook-Out is a delicacy that's only served in select areas of the South.

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It’s better than Five Guys, Checkers, Whataburger, and yes, In-N-Out!

20. The menu is full of delicious fried foods. Sometimes that food makes you want to weep, because there’s so many things to eat, and you want to try everything.

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19. And don’t get me started on the milkshakes. They have more than 40 flavors, and they’re thick as hell.

18. Seriously, the shakes are so thick you’ll need a spoon to devour them. A straw just won’t do.

17. No, I’m not weeping, you’re weeping! *eats a spoonful of Oreo milkshake*

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16. The fries are crispy and golden, ensuring that each bite is an enjoyable experience.

When I skipped class & went to CookOut 😂😂😂 S/O to CookOut tho 💯✊

— Real_Rovert33 (@DAVID RUFFIN‼️)

15. You can also get your fries topped with ooey gooey cheddar cheese and bacon.

I don’t know why but I never get tired of cookout lol 🙌

— _DailyRose (@Jasmine Rose)

14. And maybe you aren’t a cheese person. That’s OK, but don’t forget to douse your fries with yummy seasoning.

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13. Oh, and the nuggets. They’re so flaky and juicy, just like a chicken nugget should be.

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12. Seriously, once you bite into a morsel of Cook-Out food, you’ll want to proudly wear any clothing they make. It’s that good.

do you really love cookout if you don’t have a shirt? 😎

— choleworld_ (@choleworld ✨)

11. Cook-Out also has the best hot dogs you’ve ever tasted. They’re like plump sausages being carried safely in toasted buns. SO. GOOD.

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Um, yes. I’ll take three of those, all the way!

10. Then there’s the hush puppies, which taste like they were made from the hands of Zeus himself.

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9. If you can barely handle how beautiful these golden morsels look, you’d probably shout once you tasted them.

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8. And because it’s located in the South, you know that the barbecue is poppin’. Don’t forget the coleslaw!

And because it's located in the South, you know that the barbecue is poppin'. Don't forget the coleslaw!

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7. Once you taste barbecue from Cook-Out, you’ll automatically become grateful to the pig who died so your tastebuds could live.

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6. And how could we forget about the burgers? Cooked to perfection, with the taste that they’ve just come off the grill. Are you drooling yet?

Headed to Chapel Hill to see #UNC smash tonight! But had to hit #Cookout first!

— TheHoldingTide (@Richard Orzechowski)

5. Just look at how thick that burger is. Aren’t you sad you’re not from the South? Otherwise, you’d know how enjoyable this is.

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4. Another great thing about Cook-Out is that you can mix n’ match your tray with anything. Yeah, I’ll take tenders AND a burrito because I live life on the edge.

“@goldbrvcks: Cookout Tray or Iggy.RT if you had to look at Cookout Tray again. 😂 ” 😂😂😂😂😭 RT

— KENZOLANSKIE (@LifeOfKenz)

3. Sure, I’ll take a burger AND a chicken wrap.

S/O to YANAI FOR PERSUADING NICOLE TO GIVE ME THE COOKOUT SHE BOUGHT FOR SOMEONE ELSE LMAO LUV NAI LUV LIFE 💘💘💘💘

— _ramishaa (@Ramisha)

2. And then we have the golden onion rings, which were probably harvested by Demeter herself before they were dropped in hot cooking oil.

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1. In all, listen to this guy: Eat Cook-Out because it’ll change your life. #RealTalk

@EatCookOut changed my life.

— homachukawilly (@Joseph Davis)

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblackmon/21-reasons-cook-out-is-the-greatest-food-joint-in-the-whole

Rep. James Clyburn admits Obamacare was set up to assist Democrats in 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/JeanValette/status/366560997001011200

Rep. James Clyburn (D-S.C.) made an admission Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” He said Democrats set up Obamacare to run on it in 2014.

Watch:

http://twitter.com/#!/Rare/status/366567815051882496 http://twitter.com/#!/NOPeteHere/status/366550821694996480

Democrats running on Obamacare in 2014? Conservatives would welcome it.

http://twitter.com/#!/USAmerica1020/status/366628785572950016 http://twitter.com/#!/OnalaskaGarry/status/366593646046347264 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/366608765975404545

Very true. At the end of the day, it’s hard to see Democrats wanting to be associated with the disaster that is Obamacare next fall.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/11/rep-james-clyburn-admits-obamacare-was-set-up-to-assist-democrats-in-2014/

Former CIA operative tells CNN that ISIS cells are already here in the US

http://twitter.com/#!/KCross211/status/506928376163352576

Former CIA operative Bob Baer told CNN’s Jake Tapper today that ISIS cells already exist in the United States and are capable of striking.

http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/506929605757128704

CNN reports:

“The people who collect tactical intelligence on the ground, day-to-day – and this isn’t Washington – but people collecting this stuff say they’re here, ISIS is here, they’re capable of striking,” said CNN national security analyst and former CIA operative Bob Baer. “They don’t know what their plans and intentions are. But it’s a definite concern,” said Baer.

U.S. intelligence agents are keeping an eye on suspected ISIS militants who they believe have come across the Mexican border, or are American citizens that have come back from Syria, says Baer.

Speaking of the Mexican border, Judicial Watch has been trying to draw attention to a federal bulletin warning of Islamic terrorist groups operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs.

http://twitter.com/#!/GFVAMom/status/506927639731269633 http://twitter.com/#!/Calle_Elefante/status/506928681202491392 http://twitter.com/#!/GCSounderFan/status/506928590441959424 http://twitter.com/#!/waltjesseskylar/status/506928831966740480 http://twitter.com/#!/thejaredcagle/status/506929875366989824 http://twitter.com/#!/theallenreed/status/506931427666325504

Video of Tapper’s interview with Baer is available at CNN’s website.

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/02/former-cia-operative-tells-cnn-that-isis-cells-are-already-here-in-the-us/

Honey Boo Boo Was known as “overweight” And Given A Food Intervention On “The Doctors”

The 9-year-old previous reality celebrity weighs about double the amount once the average body weight of the woman age group, they said.

1. These days’s episode of The medical practioners featured a wellness intervention for “Mama June” Shannon about her child, right here Comes Honey Boo Boo‘s Alana Thompson, aided by the hosts phoning the girl “an obese 9-year-old.”


The 4-foot-6 girl weighs about 125 weight, using typical fat on her behalf age group becoming around 60 to 70 weight.

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3. “everything starts to you,” Dr. Travis Stork informed the 35-year-old matriarch. “That’s on you.”


Shannon by herself lost over 100 pounds in 2013.

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5. During episode, Alana stated her favorite workout is “belly flops.”


“I love countless things deep-fried,” she added. “Everyone loves deep-fried Oreos.”

The small girl rose to fame in the TLC tv show Toddlers & Tiaras, where the woman mom would give this lady “go-go Juice,” a mixture of hill Dew and Red Bull, to give the woman power for pageants.

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7. The medical practioners offered the former beauty pageant contestant cooked chicken because a wholesome option to her favorite unhealthy foods.


Alana was also offered a fruit smoothie as an option to shakes, pizza with cauliflower crust, and chocolate mousse made with chocolates and avocado.

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9. “[W]hat’s ironic and something i have learned inside emergency department may be the typical culprit in a lot of these things, truth be told, is really what you are consuming,” Stork told Shannon.


“And when we looked inside refrigerator, Summer, i’m very sorry but I didn’t see any such thing because fridge that is often planning enhance Alana’s fat or reduce swelling in her own human anatomy.”

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11. Stork told Access Hollywood the little one’s fat leaves her at an increased risk for conditions like diabetes, stroke, and disease, which could cause an earlier demise.

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13. The physicians partnered with a nutritionist nearby the family members for Honey boo-boo’s brand new eating plan, which can be predicated on Stork’s book, The Doctor’s Diet. They also provided the girl a bicycle, and certainly will check in on her progress.


Here Comes Honey Boo Boo had been canceled after four seasons when Shannon had been accused of online dating convicted intercourse offender Mark McDaniel, just who molested her child.

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15. Watch a clip through the episode:

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/honey-boo-boo-was-called-obese-and-given-a-health-interventi