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Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
When you make a webpage change, and the customer says ‘I don’t see anything different?’
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Audioslave?
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Larry King gets suspenders in a wad over SCOTUS ruling on Texas voter ID
http://twitter.com/#!/kingsthings/status/524274595298148352
“Disenfranchisement, Texas, hello…”
@kingsthings I don't see the wrong issue. I have to show it for everything else. Why not when I vote?
— Charlene Taylor (@Txred2009) October 20, 2014
@kingsthings Would you cash a check from me without seeing my ID?
— Brent (@BHVT) October 20, 2014
For some reason Larry King agrees that identity confirmation is less of an importance for voting than it is for driving or check cashing, but he didn’t explain how or why.
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Related:
Donna Brazile: SCOTUS ruling on Texas voter ID ‘hurtful to democracy’
These Heroic Animal Stories Will Leave You Cheering For More.
Stories of human rescues make the news every day. We expect compassion from others, and humanity usually steps up to the challenge.
But what about the animals of the world? When terrible things happen to them, do they expect their knight in shining armor to help out? Probably not. These people prove that maybe they should. Because what they’ve done is nothing short of amazing.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLMbePMdNOY?rel=0]
(via 22 Words)
Didn’t we tell you? These people are my new personal heroes. And look at those little guys. It warms my heart.
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game requests-they bring out the worst in the people.
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Father of Perry Hall shooting suspect was arrested in 1996 for assault with intent to murder
http://twitter.com/#!/icwhatudo/status/240440333903732736
Robert Wayne Gladden is the father of Perry Hall shooting suspect Robert Wayne Gladden Jr.
#EricHoldersNextJob hashtag game leads to pearl clutching at Salon
http://twitter.com/#!/bonze3000/status/515302660048973825
Twitter people tend to be a helpful lot, always ready to help a newly unemployed left-wing modern discover a fresh gig.
Okay, maybe they’re not helpful around they’re scared of the other plans Obama features for Holder. ‘Nightmare!’ realise why this possible cause for Eric Holder resigning has actually people terrified
#EricHoldersNextJob Obama's pitching coach #tcot pic.twitter.com/3UpKBUp6Nk
— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob PR manager for Lizzy Warren. pic.twitter.com/H9gge2BaPb
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob the New Black Panthers may have a situation to fill?
— Alyssa Lafage (@AlyssaLafage) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob gun runner (he has experience)
— Jenn Jacques (@JennJacques) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob "Spokesman for #ISIS wait…that was his final work!
— Greg Worzel (@GregWorzel) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob Lawn upkeep of football industry at Gitmo.
— Sue from NM (@FreedomLight_) September 26, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob No new work. Just fishing. He's excellent at baiting.
— RufusKings1776 (@RufusKings1776) September 25, 2014
@rshackelford14 Ambassador to Libya #EricHoldersNextJob
— Brian Nelson (@Liberty_guy85) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob Valerie Jarrets Valet
— Not Islamic (@StacyOnTheRight) September 25, 2014
Sharyl Atkisson stalker #EricHoldersNextJob
— Brad Bieghler (@TheBigLer) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob New Black Panther occasions planner pic.twitter.com/C2BkhUpt4d
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) September 25, 2014
#EricHoldersNextJob Al Sharptons assistant
— Not Islamic (@StacyOnTheRight) September 25, 2014
Already his freelance gig, Stacy RT @StacyOnTheRight: #EricHoldersNextJob Al Sharptons assistant
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) September 25, 2014
Heh.
Obviously this led to pearl clutching into the Salon.
Conventional Twitter explodes into an orgy of racism, homophobia & nonsense at AG's resignation http://t.co/rixpTDFSqj #EricHoldersNextJob
— Salon.com (@Salon) September 25, 2014
“Explodes into an orgy of racism.” LOLOL
Didn’t Exploding Orgy of Racism available the Sex Pistols in ’78?
This headline is funny when you read the tweets cited and understand they don't straight back it up. https://t.co/v1VbHVlu0l @Salon
— RB (@RBPundit) September 25, 2014
Check your privilege! No President or Attorney General has ever before already been treated this defectively! Previously. Or something like that.
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Inconsiderate roommate…
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Drudge snark about WH reaction to Russia ‘threat’ nutshells Gore-bot worldview
http://twitter.com/#!/pourmecoffee/status/445340491853598721
Earlier today, Russia’s state media chief, Dmitry Kiselyov, reminded the world that Russia could turn the United States into “radioactive dust.”
Matt Drudge snarked about why that might bother President Obama:
State TV says Russia could turn USA to 'radioactive ash'…
Obama says would be bad for climate change…
yhoo.it/1gwSaXq— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) March 16, 2014
That’s also almost certainly the first concern that would pop into John Kerry’s mind after hearing Kiselyov’s thinly veiled threat.