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Unwanted House Guest
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
High Five Cat
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Bomb scare clears Jacksonville Airport; Two males reported in custody
http://twitter.com/#!/vicmicolucci/status/385172120055316480
A bomb scare Tuesday night forced the evacuation of area of the Jacksonville airport terminal in Florida.
http://twitter.com/#!/FoodLovesMe/status/385166243772518401 http://twitter.com/#!/FoodLovesMe/status/385169323708661760 http://twitter.com/#!/GigiGraciette/status/385189327975632896 http://twitter.com/#!/vicmicolucci/status/385178448165339136Jacksonville airport terminal had been evacuated Tuesday evening considering two suspicious bundles found there, in accordance with the Jacksonville Aviation Authority, and witnesses say two males had been taken into custody.
The Jacksonville Sheriff’s workplace bomb squad was called to your airport at 2400 Yankee Clipper Drive about 6:30 p.m.
Detectives stated one of many bundles had been present in a terminal and another ended up being present a parking storage.
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One experience stated she had been getting a pat down whenever one man pushed past her and stated he previously a bomb. Other witnesses gave similar stories.
http://twitter.com/#!/vicmicolucci/status/385181793617342464 http://twitter.com/#!/vicmicolucci/status/385185924839374848Here’s video clip of 1 man being taken from a plane:
http://twitter.com/#!/vicmicolucci/status/385190762734166016Twitchy will upgrade this post as details become offered.
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Am I The Only One Around Here
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Happy Dance! MyMusic
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I’m in Germany (where people are known for drinking) to visit family. I can only go out to bars with my cousin who lives two hours away. Now that I’m here we realized this.
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16 Reasons Every Stoner Needs To Move To Asheville
Note: This stuff is also enjoyable sober. But not as enjoyable. Sorry, Grandma.
1. Order a dank pizza at Mellow Mushroom.
For the “I fuck with weed sometimes, but I never fuck with animal products” person, this beauty is vegan.
2. Take in the great outdoors — specifically the Blue Ridge Mountains — in your newly altered state of mind.
“This is literally the chillest thing I’ve ever seen.”
3. Buy a dime bag and a drum to create colorful, far out music at the Friday evening drum circle downtown.
Weird dancing. Cute babies. Hacky Sack. It’s all here to overstimulate your little stoned mind.
4. If you consider guacamole a food group (doesn’t everyone?) and have a serious case of the munchies…get to White Duck Taco Shop.
“Yeah, uh, just give me one of each dude.”
5. TRIP OUT over the Asheville nun. Like. What. The. Actual. Fuck.
You’re tanked, but this is crazy shit.
6. Surround yourself with profound knowledge at The Battery Park Book Exchange.
And by that, I mean, re-read the same sentence for two hours and/or play with customers’ dogs.
7. Have a joint in one hand and paintbrush in the other in the River Arts District.
“Like…graffiti is a seriously deep expression of life, man.”
8. Loaf your tanked body to 12 Bones to go in on ribs, greens, grits, and cornbread.
Obama eats here. So, you could meet the President. High.
9. Get your cross-buzz on literally by the water at The Bywater.
Contemplate purchasing a boat and sleeping in it down the river.
10. Or, if you’re feeling mobile, you could walk around the French Broad River.
THE place to smoke and contemplate life’s big questions, like: “I wonder where the nearest store that sells Oreos is…”
11. Hot-box in a trippy piece of vehicular art.
Whoever owns this probably wants marijuana to be legalized.
12. Have someone carry your blazed ass to Dough.
“Dude, like, we’re baked…and this bread is baked.” *mind explodes*
13. If you’re craving a particularly enlightened high, idle over to Asheville Community Yoga.
Make up a few of your own marijuana induced postures, or sleep through the whole thing. #corpsepose
14. Have a staring contest with the buskers.
“They are like, such damn relaxed people, yo. Wonder if she’s as faded as us.”
15. Puff, puff, pass with students at Warren Wilson College.
It’s stoner God James Franco’s alma mater…NOT a coincidence.
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CCW, redundant memes.
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Two Friends Were Catching Up And Talking About…
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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