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Ron Paul: U.S. Didn’t Really Want To Catch Bin Laden Because They Needed An Excuse To Invade The Middle East
“Ya know, they knew where Bin Laden was. I don’t think they really wanted to catch him because he was used as the excuse for us, you know, invading various countries and building up the military.”
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Former Republican presidential candidate and congressman Ron Paul says he doesn’t believe the United States government wanted to catch Osama Bin Laden because they needed him as an excuse to build up the military and invade Middle Eastern countries.
“Matter of fact, can’t you just see the difference that might have occurred. Ya know, they knew where Bin Laden was. I don’t think they really wanted to catch him because he was used as the excuse for us, you know, invading various countries and building up the military,” Paul said on Scott Horton’s radio program.
Paul was discussing his September 11 Marque and Reprisal Act of 2001 in the context of the debate over the Authorization for the Use of Military Force against Islamic State. Paul’s letter of marque and reprisal would have authorized a small private force to capture Osama Bin Laden for the United States.
“So if you had a private force that was going to be paid to go over and get him because they had pretty good knowledge of where he was and taking care of him early on, just think of the benefits that would have come from a very, very narrowed approach to you know, going after those people that were participating in 9/11.”
Here’s the audio:
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21 Reasons Cook-Out Is The Greatest Food Joint In The Whole Damn South
I’d like a spicy chicken sandwich with a double order of fries, please!
21. If you haven’t heard, Cook-Out is a delicacy that’s only served in select areas of the South.
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It’s better than Five Guys, Checkers, Whataburger, and yes, In-N-Out!
20. The menu is full of delicious fried foods. Sometimes that food makes you want to weep, because there’s so many things to eat, and you want to try everything.
19. And don’t get me started on the milkshakes. They have more than 40 flavors, and they’re thick as hell.
18. Seriously, the shakes are so thick you’ll need a spoon to devour them. A straw just won’t do.
16. The fries are crispy and golden, ensuring that each bite is an enjoyable experience.
When I skipped class & went to CookOut 😂😂😂 S/O to CookOut tho 💯✊
— Real_Rovert33 (@DAVID RUFFIN‼ï¸)
15. You can also get your fries topped with ooey gooey cheddar cheese and bacon.
14. And maybe you aren’t a cheese person. That’s OK, but don’t forget to douse your fries with yummy seasoning.
13. Oh, and the nuggets. They’re so flaky and juicy, just like a chicken nugget should be.
12. Seriously, once you bite into a morsel of Cook-Out food, you’ll want to proudly wear any clothing they make. It’s that good.
11. Cook-Out also has the best hot dogs you’ve ever tasted. They’re like plump sausages being carried safely in toasted buns. SO. GOOD.
Um, yes. I’ll take three of those, all the way!
10. Then there’s the hush puppies, which taste like they were made from the hands of Zeus himself.
9. If you can barely handle how beautiful these golden morsels look, you’d probably shout once you tasted them.
8. And because it’s located in the South, you know that the barbecue is poppin’. Don’t forget the coleslaw!
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7. Once you taste barbecue from Cook-Out, you’ll automatically become grateful to the pig who died so your tastebuds could live.
6. And how could we forget about the burgers? Cooked to perfection, with the taste that they’ve just come off the grill. Are you drooling yet?
Headed to Chapel Hill to see #UNC smash tonight! But had to hit #Cookout first!
— TheHoldingTide (@Richard Orzechowski)
5. Just look at how thick that burger is. Aren’t you sad you’re not from the South? Otherwise, you’d know how enjoyable this is.
4. Another great thing about Cook-Out is that you can mix n’ match your tray with anything. Yeah, I’ll take tenders AND a burrito because I live life on the edge.
“@goldbrvcks: Cookout Tray or Iggy.RT if you had to look at Cookout Tray again. 😂 ” 😂😂😂😂😠RT
— KENZOLANSKIE (@LifeOfKenz)
3. Sure, I’ll take a burger AND a chicken wrap.
S/O to YANAI FOR PERSUADING NICOLE TO GIVE ME THE COOKOUT SHE BOUGHT FOR SOMEONE ELSE LMAO LUV NAI LUV LIFE 💘💘💘💘
— _ramishaa (@Ramisha)
2. And then we have the golden onion rings, which were probably harvested by Demeter herself before they were dropped in hot cooking oil.
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Rep. James Clyburn admits Obamacare was set up to assist Democrats in 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/JeanValette/status/366560997001011200
Rep. James Clyburn (D-S.C.) made an admission Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.” He said Democrats set up Obamacare to run on it in 2014.
Watch:
http://twitter.com/#!/Rare/status/366567815051882496 http://twitter.com/#!/NOPeteHere/status/366550821694996480Democrats running on Obamacare in 2014? Conservatives would welcome it.
http://twitter.com/#!/USAmerica1020/status/366628785572950016 http://twitter.com/#!/OnalaskaGarry/status/366593646046347264 http://twitter.com/#!/AG_Conservative/status/366608765975404545Very true. At the end of the day, it’s hard to see Democrats wanting to be associated with the disaster that is Obamacare next fall.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets
Former CIA operative tells CNN that ISIS cells are already here in the US
http://twitter.com/#!/KCross211/status/506928376163352576
Former CIA operative Bob Baer told CNN’s Jake Tapper today that ISIS cells already exist in the United States and are capable of striking.
http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/506929605757128704“The people who collect tactical intelligence on the ground, day-to-day – and this isn’t Washington – but people collecting this stuff say they’re here, ISIS is here, they’re capable of striking,” said CNN national security analyst and former CIA operative Bob Baer. “They don’t know what their plans and intentions are. But it’s a definite concern,” said Baer.
U.S. intelligence agents are keeping an eye on suspected ISIS militants who they believe have come across the Mexican border, or are American citizens that have come back from Syria, says Baer.
Speaking of the Mexican border, Judicial Watch has been trying to draw attention to a federal bulletin warning of Islamic terrorist groups operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs.
http://twitter.com/#!/GFVAMom/status/506927639731269633 http://twitter.com/#!/Calle_Elefante/status/506928681202491392 http://twitter.com/#!/GCSounderFan/status/506928590441959424 http://twitter.com/#!/waltjesseskylar/status/506928831966740480 http://twitter.com/#!/thejaredcagle/status/506929875366989824 http://twitter.com/#!/theallenreed/status/506931427666325504Video of Tapper’s interview with Baer is available at CNN’s website.
Honey Boo Boo Was known as “overweight” And Given A Food Intervention On “The Doctors”
The 9-year-old previous reality celebrity weighs about double the amount once the average body weight of the woman age group, they said.
1. These days’s episode of The medical practioners featured a wellness intervention for “Mama June” Shannon about her child, right here Comes Honey Boo Boo‘s Alana Thompson, aided by the hosts phoning the girl “an obese 9-year-old.”
The 4-foot-6 girl weighs about 125 weight, using typical fat on her behalf age group becoming around 60 to 70 weight.
3. “everything starts to you,” Dr. Travis Stork informed the 35-year-old matriarch. “That’s on you.”
Shannon by herself lost over 100 pounds in 2013.
5. During episode, Alana stated her favorite workout is “belly flops.”
“I love countless things deep-fried,” she added. “Everyone loves deep-fried Oreos.”
The small girl rose to fame in the TLC tv show Toddlers & Tiaras, where the woman mom would give this lady “go-go Juice,” a mixture of hill Dew and Red Bull, to give the woman power for pageants.
7. The medical practioners offered the former beauty pageant contestant cooked chicken because a wholesome option to her favorite unhealthy foods.
Alana was also offered a fruit smoothie as an option to shakes, pizza with cauliflower crust, and chocolate mousse made with chocolates and avocado.
9. “[W]hat’s ironic and something i have learned inside emergency department may be the typical culprit in a lot of these things, truth be told, is really what you are consuming,” Stork told Shannon.
“And when we looked inside refrigerator, Summer, i’m very sorry but I didn’t see any such thing because fridge that is often planning enhance Alana’s fat or reduce swelling in her own human anatomy.”
11. Stork told Access Hollywood the little one’s fat leaves her at an increased risk for conditions like diabetes, stroke, and disease, which could cause an earlier demise.
13. The physicians partnered with a nutritionist nearby the family members for Honey boo-boo’s brand new eating plan, which can be predicated on Stork’s book, The Doctor’s Diet. They also provided the girl a bicycle, and certainly will check in on her progress.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo had been canceled after four seasons when Shannon had been accused of online dating convicted intercourse offender Mark McDaniel, just who molested her child.
15. Watch a clip through the episode:
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White racialist Joan Walsh decries white ‘race hustlers’ like Limbaugh, Hannity
http://twitter.com/#!/jrsalzman/status/359702650272489474
Joan Walsh made a name for herself by asking “What’s the Matter with White People,” but it’s long past time she sat down and figured out what’s wrong with her. Salon.com’s editor-at-large penned a column this morning to call attention to the “conservative entertainment complex,” consisting of men like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and Sean Hannity, whose mission is to gin up outrage against black America on behalf of white people.
http://twitter.com/#!/joanwalsh/status/359694843049553920Do the race hustle!
An unusually crazed, agitated O’Reilly declared that the plight of black America “has nothing to do with slavery. It has everything to do with you Hollywood people and you derelict parents…Race hustlers and the grievance industry,” he went on, “have intimidated the so-called ‘conversation,’ turning any valid criticism of African-American culture into charges of racial bias,” leaving African-Americans to “fend for themselves in violent neighborhoods.” I can’t wait to hear the ignorant O’Reilly generalize more about “African American culture.”
Walsh also flipped her lid when Limbaugh had the nerve to suggest that President Obama, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and Rev. Al Sharpton prefer to govern through “grievance politics.” How dare Limbaugh call out non-white race baiters?! As we all know, race baiting is conservatives’ forté. At least according to Walsh:
This is the new right wing racket. Well, it’s not entirely new – race baiting is an old racket on the right – but the extent to which conservatives are now comfortable telling white people they’re the new victims, in danger of being unfairly prosecuted like George Zimmerman when they should actually be thanked for ending slavery, is unique and brazen and dangerous. We need more Republicans, as well as more media figures, to call it what it is: a race hustle.
Please. Race is only at the forefront of so many people’s minds because professional lefty grievance mongers like Jackson and Sharpton — and Walsh — insist on keeping it there.
http://twitter.com/#!/Navarro1911/status/359701955200819200 http://twitter.com/#!/murgatr0id/status/359703553847209984No kidding. Enough already.
http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359698790527148032 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359699133348585473 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359699833239515138 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359700112185896961 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359700431770890240 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359700775632506882 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359701714930106368 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359702239499141120 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359702896054501376 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/359703580783026176Excellent idea.
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Salon’s Joan Walsh gives right-wingers tips on ‘how not to seem racist’
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