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#BringBackOurBalls: Mark Steyn nails the ‘Hashtag of Western Impotence’

http://twitter.com/#!/2AmendDefender/status/465148607331438592

Conventional copywriter Mark Steyn in the first lady’s flaccid #BringBackOurGirls slacktivism:

http://twitter.com/#!/MarkSteynOnline/status/465101074571866112

Here’s a small flavor of the linked piece:

It is tough not to have total contempt for a political culture that thinks the picture at right is a good share to rescuing 276 schoolgirls kidnapped by jihadist savages in Nigeria. However some pajama child during the White home evidently believed having the First Lady to pose with this particular week’s Hashtag of Western erectile dysfunction would reflect well upon the management. The awful thing is they could be right: Michelle showed she cared – on social networking! – and that’s all that issues, isn’t it?

Read the whole thing.

http://twitter.com/#!/LadySandersfarm/status/465147903627915265

May possibly not function as the hashtag they desire, however it’s the hashtag they deserve.

http://twitter.com/#!/papagiorgio200/status/465157865682919425 http://twitter.com/#!/ThatChristyChic/status/465192634768576512 http://twitter.com/#!/rushismyhero/status/464977451819352065 http://twitter.com/#!/HeyTammyBruce/status/464975783346200576

Steyn comes with an indication: “If the hashtag doesn’t work, perhaps we’re able to sway Boko Haram to trade the girls for these guys.” That might be these guys:

http://twitter.com/#!/LilMissRightie/status/465148313751134208

Relevant:

‘Emptiest of bare gestures’: FLOTUS hopes terrorists will live by the guarantee of hashtag [pic]

‘Is it real life?’ Hillary Clinton’s nonsensical #BringBackOurGirls tweet blasted with brutal truth

Jen Psaki: ‘Let’s hope the Kremlin will stay by the guarantee of hashtag’

‘#Hashtag for the time’: Merciless mockery of State Department’s impotent hashtag diplomacy [Photoshops]

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/10/bringbackourballs-mark-steyn-nails-this-weeks-hashtag-of-western-impotence/

Can You Guess What These People Are Eating?

Are you up to the challenge?

  1. 1. What is this man about to eat?
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    1. Pizza
    2. Burger
    3. Ice cream
    4. Ball of pure energy
    5. Big old crab
    Burger!!!!!!!!
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  2. 2. What is this woman about to eat?
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    1. Ice cream
    2. Pizza
    3. Burger
    4. Guinea pig
    5. Hotdog
    Hotdog!!!!!!
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  3. 3. What is this woman about to eat?
    1. Pizza
    2. Burrito
    3. Burger
    4. Head of an enemy
    5. Block of cheese
    Burger!!!!!!!!!
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  4. 4. What is this man about to eat?
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    1. One large French fry
    2. Burrito
    3. Gyro
    4. Pizza
    5. Ice cream
    Ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  5. 5. What is this man about to eat?
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    1. His own hand
    2. Hotdog
    3. Handful of meat
    4. Pizza
    5. Orange
    Hotdog!!!!!!!!!!!
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  6. 6. What is this man about to eat?
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    1. Tiny spaceship
    2. Pizza
    3. Burger
    4. A potato
    5. Ice cream
    Burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  7. 7. What is this woman about to eat?
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    1. Pineapple
    2. Taco
    3. Pizza
    4. Burger
    5. Handful of yogurt
    Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  8. 8. What is this man about to eat?
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    1. Pizza
    2. Lobster
    3. Ice cream
    4. Stick of butter
    5. Soup
    Ice cream!!!!!!!!!!
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  9. 9. What is this woman about to eat?
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    1. Small volcano
    2. Cake
    3. Pizza
    4. Burrito
    5. Pile of seeds
    Pizza!!!!!!!!!!
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  10. 10. What is this woman about to eat?
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    1. Big tomato
    2. Quinoa
    3. Pizza
    4. Burger
    5. Big, weird cookie
    Burger!!!!!!!!!
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  11. 11. What is this man about to eat?
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    1. Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/guess-what-food

If You Don’t Believe in Miracles, You Should Probably See This.

A woman driving in the Jiangsu Province of China survived an accident that no one else would have been able to. A container on a semi fell over, crushing her car. Onlookers believed her to be dead… and rescue workers were SHOCKED when they heard her cry for help.

By looking at the photo of the crash, you would think the woman in the car died.

Miraculously, she did not. In fact, she was unhurt.

Onlookers couldn’t believe what they saw. The woman underneath the container was all right.

Rescue workers hurried to free her from her crushed vehicle, stunned whenever she was able to cry for help.

A crane had to lift the container off of her body.

She survived something absolutely incredible.

She stunned onlookers by walking from the fatal-looking scene.

The only thing that died that day was her trusty Nissan.

It’s a miracle she survived this crash – and it’s absolutely unbelievable that she walked away from it.

Source

Read more: http://viralnova.com/this-woman-should-have-died/

‘My Volt’s on fire’: #SomethingALiberalMightSay offerings ring familiar

http://twitter.com/#!/Patriot_Musket/status/422775408157671426

The #SomethingALiberalMightSay hashtag has been coasting along for a few hours now on Twitter.

Here’s a sampling of the offerings, and more than a few sound awfully familiar:

http://twitter.com/#!/CandiLissa/status/422594794095775746 http://twitter.com/#!/Voxpopuli99/status/422790493316317184 http://twitter.com/#!/Stings600/status/422760343933186049 http://twitter.com/#!/racoker/status/422805723429736448 http://twitter.com/#!/blackrepublican/status/422769182191517696 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/422595367239028736 http://twitter.com/#!/PatrioticViking/status/422770342026027008 http://twitter.com/#!/KDamageInc/status/422595530905387008 http://twitter.com/#!/blackrepublican/status/422769280413732864 http://twitter.com/#!/izzyjsmom/status/422597909759000576 http://twitter.com/#!/methuselaschild/status/422598901967757312 http://twitter.com/#!/corbinallred/status/422600852717981697 http://twitter.com/#!/MoneyMyPassion/status/422601614415785986 http://twitter.com/#!/unaccounted_4/status/422604415707529216 http://twitter.com/#!/blackrepublican/status/422769703518367744

We’ll close with a little something for Al Gore & company:

http://twitter.com/#!/UniteRight/status/422780578400706560

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/13/my-volts-on-fire-somethingaliberalmightsay-offerings-ring-familiar/

Take A Peak At What This Artist Uses To Create Her Incredibly Detailed Drawings.

As someone who can’t even draw a convincing stick figure, I’m constantly baffled by the abilities of talented artists who are able to create masterful pieces of work from things I couldn’t even use to stay inside the lines of coloring books. 

And this artist takes it to an even more incredible new level. Karla Mialynne posts her hyper-realistic drawings to her Instagram account and will often include a behind-the-scenes look at what she uses in her process. Probably because no one could believe she didn’t just print them off the Internet. These are stunning.

From abstract to super-detail:

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Each one looks like it could jump off the paper!

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She’s even mastered ethereal dreaminess.

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Look at these big sad eyes!

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The layers of color that go into every detail are breathtaking.

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(via Demilked.)

That dedication to the detail is simply amazing. You can follow her on Instagram to check out even more of her outstanding artwork. 

Share all her fantastic talent with your friends using the buttons below!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/artist-materials/