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Van Jones: Free Cory Booker!

http://twitter.com/#!/VanJones68/status/204804900465541123

Rut roh. Looks like the former green jobs czar didn’t get the Obama administration’s latest “toeing the line” memo.

Just hours after Newark Mayor Cory Booker took to Twitter and “The Rachel Maddow Show” to walk back his blasphemous private equity remarks, Jones defended Booker’s right to speak his mind.

Silly Van. That’s not allowed. Now get back in the kitchen and make Obama a sammich. Extra arugula, please.

Could it be that Jones is the newest member of Team #FreeCoryBooker? Or is this an opportunistic play to score invites to a couple of prime time cable news shows this week?

Either way, Jones’ tweet left a few conservatives feeling a little out of sorts:

Yes, I gladly RTd Van Jones support for Cory Booker. Welcome to WAY on the other side of the Looking Glass.

— This Will Kill You (@stephenkruiser) May 22, 2012

wait…did i just RT in agreement with @vanjones68? what is Obama doing to this country?!

— Scott Kuhn (@scotters) May 22, 2012

Things you don’t say every day: we agree with Van Jones.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/22/van-jones-free-cory-booker/

11 Foods Which Will Constantly Love You Back

as you deserve it hot and steamy.

1. Very good news! You are not likely to be lonely on Valentine’s day.

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2. If you would like it, there is definitely going is some really serious ~sizzle~ in your life.

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3. They are the kinds of valentines you are able to truly count on.

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4. They are prepared while.

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5. They’re perhaps not afraid to utilize their terms, often.

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Let’s be genuine right here, the phrase “moist” is NSFW.

6. And they are damn fine.

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7. Certain, they may be able tease you…

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8. …but ultimately, they may be tuned into what *you* require.

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9. These valentines aren’t afraid to inform you once they’re inside mood for love.

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10. Take your time and get to understand the other person actually intimately.

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11. So keep in mind, love is yours.

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Successful Romantic Days Celebration, fans.

11 ingredients that'll constantly Love You right back

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Nancy Pelosi chooses unique spot from which to view America’s Cup [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/michaelhayes/status/382974811817140224

The sequester has really been hard on everybody. Apparently even the chairs in the House offices have been repossessed.

http://twitter.com/#!/VArmendariz/status/382975697196572672 http://twitter.com/#!/erickbrockway/status/382975874544312320

Did that picture remind you of something?

http://twitter.com/#!/natvegel/status/382976438611095552

That photo of Pelosi just begs for some Photoshops! Here’s one:

http://twitter.com/#!/darth/status/382976440490147840

Excellent!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/25/obamachair-nancy-pelosi-chooses-unique-spot-from-which-to-view-americas-cup-race-pic/