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Police Find Lupita Nyong’o’s Pearl-Studded Oscar Dress

Save the pearls. Update: Nyong’o’s dress was discovered Friday back in the hotel where it was originally stolen.

Update — Feb. 27, 7:35 p.m. ET: Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar dress has been located in West Hollywood.

According to TMZ, the thief returned the dress to the hotel where it was stolen. The thief then allegedly called TMZ, revealing the location of the dress and claiming the pearls on it are fake.

TMZ reported that it called police, who found the dress back in the hotel where it was stolen.

The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department confirmed to NBC 4 that the dress has been found.

Original story:

The pearl-studded dress Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong’o wore to this year’s Oscars was stolen from her hotel room yesterday, TMZ reported.

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Jordan Strauss / AP

Around 11:30 p.m. on Feb. 26, the L.A. County Sheriff’s office received a call saying that a dress worth approximately $150,000 was stolen from a room at the London West Hollywood Hotel.

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Chris Pizzello / AP

The gown is decorated with 6,000 pearls and was designed by Francisco Costa for Calvin Klein.

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Todd Williamson / AP

Detectives are currently investigating the theft, though no arrests have been made, the LA Times reports. Police are also reportedly combing over the hotel’s surveillance footage.

‘Math is hard’: Behold @HealthCareTara’s Common Core-esque excuse for O-care signup drop

http://twitter.com/#!/cindybis/status/443486831577808896

White home Obamacare flack Tara McGuiness is having a rough time. Initially, she foolishly boasted that “Funny or Die” was “the #1 source of referrals to” medical.gov. Now, she’s attempting to take into account the drop-off in Obamacare signups between January and February.

Unfortuitously, she forgot to seek advice from her schedule initially:

http://twitter.com/#!/medicalTara/status/443483135674974208

Oh, actually? That’s development to united states!

http://twitter.com/#!/KristinaRibali/status/443486332979924992 http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/443485254494748672 http://twitter.com/#!/BrianFaughnan/status/443485604916260864

Snort!

http://twitter.com/#!/Tark31/status/443484104525221889

It pretty sure is. Word of advice:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/443485286329511936

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Relevant:

Twitchy protection of Tara McGuinness

No, ‘white people’s EBT’ isn’t working either; Xerox ‘glitch’ blamed

http://twitter.com/#!/kokomo0795/status/389157720894746624

Obviously no, there’s no feature of an EBT card that indicates race, but a few Twitter trolls quickly popped up to posit the idea during today’s blackout of the EBT processing system in 17 states.

http://twitter.com/#!/ITSHABEDDING/status/389172016441348096 http://twitter.com/#!/ModernLeftist/status/389149521327816704 http://twitter.com/#!/Real_change2012/status/389153005053820929

Yes on both counts.

http://twitter.com/#!/BigJebBos/status/389157086568783872 http://twitter.com/#!/kankokage/status/389181412873482240

Today’s very real shutdown of EBT processing can be traced to a “routine test of backup systems” by vendor Xerox that knocked out government-issued debit cards across the country, according to the AP. (Or maybe it was a computer system upgrade or a power failure, as CBS reported.) Whatever the cause, the race police, including “What’s the Matter with White People” author Joan Walsh, were out to shame those who would bring race into an already tense situation.

http://twitter.com/#!/goldietaylor/status/389180787528331264 http://twitter.com/#!/hboulware/status/389189269576622080 http://twitter.com/#!/joanwalsh/status/389193327960014848

Mocking and EBT cruelty? Sure, there are trolls making jokes, but the folks on the Right have been the ones sounding the alarm bells about the perils of government dependence, while well-off Democrats pretend to be on SNAP benefits for no good reason that we can see, other than to be seen. Wanting people independent of government assistance is not cruelty.

http://twitter.com/#!/tylercoan/status/389180258265481217 http://twitter.com/#!/breeannehowe/status/389181493354184705 http://twitter.com/#!/rachelveronica/status/389194643935461376 http://twitter.com/#!/RobertHadley238/status/389215064038719488 http://twitter.com/#!/1791joe/status/389213711266635777

The good news, for the moment:

http://twitter.com/#!/cbsboston/status/389218290914295808

Hungry, hungry hypocrites: Politicians post SNAP Challenge pics

‘Limousine hobo’: NYC comptroller wins #SNAPChallenge with bread sandwich

Cory Booker concludes food stamp challenge with call for ‘just and sustainable’ food system

FreedomWorks’ Kristina Ribali: Weaning people off food stamps is real SNAP challenge

Aaaaand Its Gone

Students In Germany Transformed This Boring Tower Into Beautiful Artwork. Simply Stunning.

We pass by so many boring, ordinary, and thoroughly uninteresting landmarks in our everyday life. Most of us tune them out, but a group of students in Germany transformed this dull electric tower in their town into an undeniably beautiful work of art. There’s no ignoring this as you ride along the road. The students cut out vibrant pieces of Acrylglas and affixed them all along the tower to create a collage of gorgeous stained glass. The project, titled Leuchtturm (“Lighthouse”), was completed in 2010 at the Klasse Löbbert and it has been brightening up the small town road in Hattingen, Germany ever since. Take a look!

(H/T: Colossal) It’s so simple, but it completely changes your perspective. Feeling inspired? Share with your friends below and see if they wanna tackle any urban artwork projects in your neighborhood!

Because it only takes 30 seconds to do on your own..

Patton Oswalt apologizes for, ‘deletes’ series of offensive tweets

http://twitter.com/#!/StillCountCrows/status/464092659305680896

Comedian Patton Oswalt on Wednesday was busy “deleting” a series of risqué tweets and issuing apologies to the offended parties.

http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464083989943173120 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464085515528970241 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464087491507539968 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464089880377569281 http://twitter.com/#!/essdog26/status/464088613991747584

What’s the occasion?

http://twitter.com/#!/coolsexguy/status/464088054030819328 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464096546917580800 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464137468766191616 http://twitter.com/#!/FenixDy/status/464118593102168064 http://twitter.com/#!/bigplastichead/status/464084518903619584 http://twitter.com/#!/Rawnzilla/status/464146103043358720

‘How much more?’: Filthy Filner allegedly sexually harassed a great-grandmother; Updated

http://twitter.com/#!/achorowitz/status/368044335180173312

Disturbing news out of San Diego this morning:

http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/368042959628804096

Absolutely repulsive.

http://twitter.com/#!/RightWingNerd/status/368043448244256768 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/368042971418996736 http://twitter.com/#!/tollie/status/368043086552637441

There will be a press conference this afternoon at 1 p.m. PT.

http://twitter.com/#!/10NewsMecija/status/368043642654425088 http://twitter.com/#!/BigadShaban/status/368044578391076864

At what point will San Diego and Democratic apologists decide that enough is enough?

http://twitter.com/#!/StarChamberMaid/status/368044506987253760 http://twitter.com/#!/ForecasterEnten/status/368046248794025984 http://twitter.com/#!/Driveswift/status/368045966063980544

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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Update:

Just awful:

http://twitter.com/#!/fusionaddict/status/368103609306591232 http://twitter.com/#!/TBMento/status/368104141773484033 http://twitter.com/#!/10News/status/368104523413610496 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/368106149733621760

Enough.

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/368105954216116225

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Twitchy coverage of Filthy Bob Filner

RIP: Legendary film critic Roger Ebert has passed away

http://twitter.com/#!/samsteinhp/status/319895537346306050

The balcony is closed.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 4, 2013

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Ebert has died after a long battle with cancer:

It is with a heavy heart we report that legendary film critic Roger Ebert (@ebertchicago) has passed away

— Suntimes (@Suntimes) April 4, 2013

He was 70 years old.

Young Roger Ebert twitter.com/pourmecoffee/s…

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 4, 2013

Ebert was an entertainment industry power player for decades. He will certainly be missed.

Enjoyed At The Movies, so RIP Roger Ebert

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 4, 2013

R.I.P. Roger Ebert

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) April 4, 2013

Ebert was my favorite reviewer. I could usually tell if I’d like a movie from his reviews, even if my verdict would be different than his.

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) April 4, 2013

The great duo of Siskel and Ebert, together again. RIP @ebertchicago

— Miké (@ThePantau) April 4, 2013

As a family we watched Siskel & Ebert. It was so much fun. Only critics I fully trusted.

— Your Redness (@mchastain81) April 4, 2013

#Rip @ebertchicago Your reviews were wonderful, even moreso cuz u kept them unbiased. In fact,until twitter I was unaware of your politics.

— ℣(@ViolettaVexed) April 4, 2013

I rarely saw a movie at the theater before reading Roger Ebert’s review. Sad he’s gone.

— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert. agreed 0% on politics, but we shared the same cancer. don’t wish that treatment on anyone. can be beaten other ways #hewitt

— Duane Patterson (@Radioblogger) April 4, 2013

Just got breaking news email that @ebertchicago has died. He will be missed despite my pol disagreements w him.

— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) April 4, 2013

Oh no! RT @evien: Infinite peace to Roger Ebert, to whom critics and art lovers of all kinds owe a whole lot.

— Hillary Crosley (@HillaryCrosley) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert. Huge loss for lovers of film, great writing and Twitter.

— Bill Weir (@BillWeirABC) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert.Prayers for his family and friends. Didn’t always agree with him, but always found his reviews interesting & fun.

— EdMorrissey (@EdMorrissey) April 4, 2013

Been a Roger Ebert fan since I started following movies. So sad to hear of his passing. One of great critics. Wonderful writer, loved film.

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) April 4, 2013

Our thoughts are with the family of @ebertchicago. Rest In Peace. #ThatsAWrap

— Hating Breitbart (@HatingBreitbart) April 4, 2013

Roger Ebert 🙁 As a kid I used to love to watch him and Siskel and later Roeper give the thumps up/thumps down. RIP.

— brittney caan (@brittcaan) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert.His love of movies was infectious.

— Rick Folbaum (@RickFolbaum) April 4, 2013

RIP the inspiring Roger Ebert. One of the greats.

— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 4, 2013

Roger Ebert has died. He defined modern film criticism. He leaves a huge gaping hole.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) April 4, 2013

I’ll confess I hated Roger Ebert’s politics, but for many years now, I’ve loved his film reviews. I will miss them greatly.

— Glen Asbury (@glenasbury) April 4, 2013

#Ebert: So smart about movies, so brave about cancer, so wrong about politics. RIP, and thanks for all the great reviews. @ebertchicago

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 4, 2013

RT @luke_johnson @arstrasser: Ebert’s last written words: “I’ll see you at the movies”

— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) April 4, 2013

Our thoughts and prayers are with his loved ones. R.I.P.

Don’t miss the NY Post cover that Greta Van Susteren calls a ‘sizzler’ [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/498850981770432512

Giggling madly. What happened to spark that? Oh, just this:

http://twitter.com/#!/gretawire/status/498798367745777664

Sizzler, but a total fail!

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/498794919457456128

And an excellent question:

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/498811648988413953

Boom.

While hilarious and true, it seems Hillary Clinton forgot about a little something.

http://twitter.com/#!/WildBill4701/status/498767770507812864 http://twitter.com/#!/ArchieMustard/status/498851312818077696

But, hey, what difference does that make, right?

Twitchy coverage of Hillary Clinton

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