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Patton Oswalt apologizes for, ‘deletes’ series of offensive tweets
http://twitter.com/#!/StillCountCrows/status/464092659305680896
Comedian Patton Oswalt on Wednesday was busy “deleting” a series of risqué tweets and issuing apologies to the offended parties.
http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464083989943173120 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464085515528970241 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464087491507539968 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464089880377569281 http://twitter.com/#!/essdog26/status/464088613991747584What’s the occasion?
http://twitter.com/#!/coolsexguy/status/464088054030819328 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464096546917580800 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464137468766191616 http://twitter.com/#!/FenixDy/status/464118593102168064 http://twitter.com/#!/bigplastichead/status/464084518903619584 http://twitter.com/#!/Rawnzilla/status/464146103043358720Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/07/patton-oswalt-apologizes-for-deletes-series-of-offensive-tweets/
‘How much more?’: Filthy Filner allegedly sexually harassed a great-grandmother; Updated
http://twitter.com/#!/achorowitz/status/368044335180173312
Disturbing news out of San Diego this morning:
http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/368042959628804096Absolutely repulsive.
http://twitter.com/#!/RightWingNerd/status/368043448244256768 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/368042971418996736 http://twitter.com/#!/tollie/status/368043086552637441There will be a press conference this afternoon at 1 p.m. PT.
http://twitter.com/#!/10NewsMecija/status/368043642654425088 http://twitter.com/#!/BigadShaban/status/368044578391076864At what point will San Diego and Democratic apologists decide that enough is enough?
http://twitter.com/#!/StarChamberMaid/status/368044506987253760 http://twitter.com/#!/ForecasterEnten/status/368046248794025984 http://twitter.com/#!/Driveswift/status/368045966063980544Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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Update:
Just awful:
http://twitter.com/#!/fusionaddict/status/368103609306591232 http://twitter.com/#!/TBMento/status/368104141773484033 http://twitter.com/#!/10News/status/368104523413610496 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/368106149733621760Enough.
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/368105954216116225***
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RIP: Legendary film critic Roger Ebert has passed away
http://twitter.com/#!/samsteinhp/status/319895537346306050
The balcony is closed.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 4, 2013
The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Ebert has died after a long battle with cancer:
It is with a heavy heart we report that legendary film critic Roger Ebert (@ebertchicago) has passed away
— Suntimes (@Suntimes) April 4, 2013
Young Roger Ebert twitter.com/pourmecoffee/s…
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 4, 2013
Ebert was an entertainment industry power player for decades. He will certainly be missed.
Enjoyed At The Movies, so RIP Roger Ebert
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 4, 2013
R.I.P. Roger Ebert
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) April 4, 2013
Ebert was my favorite reviewer. I could usually tell if I’d like a movie from his reviews, even if my verdict would be different than his.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) April 4, 2013
The great duo of Siskel and Ebert, together again. RIP @ebertchicago
— Miké (@ThePantau) April 4, 2013
As a family we watched Siskel & Ebert. It was so much fun. Only critics I fully trusted.
— Your Redness (@mchastain81) April 4, 2013
#Rip @ebertchicago Your reviews were wonderful, even moreso cuz u kept them unbiased. In fact,until twitter I was unaware of your politics.
— ℣(@ViolettaVexed) April 4, 2013
I rarely saw a movie at the theater before reading Roger Ebert’s review. Sad he’s gone.
— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) April 4, 2013
RIP Roger Ebert. agreed 0% on politics, but we shared the same cancer. don’t wish that treatment on anyone. can be beaten other ways #hewitt
— Duane Patterson (@Radioblogger) April 4, 2013
Just got breaking news email that @ebertchicago has died. He will be missed despite my pol disagreements w him.
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) April 4, 2013
Oh no! RT @evien: Infinite peace to Roger Ebert, to whom critics and art lovers of all kinds owe a whole lot.
— Hillary Crosley (@HillaryCrosley) April 4, 2013
RIP Roger Ebert. Huge loss for lovers of film, great writing and Twitter.
— Bill Weir (@BillWeirABC) April 4, 2013
RIP Roger Ebert.Prayers for his family and friends. Didn’t always agree with him, but always found his reviews interesting & fun.
— EdMorrissey (@EdMorrissey) April 4, 2013
Been a Roger Ebert fan since I started following movies. So sad to hear of his passing. One of great critics. Wonderful writer, loved film.
— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) April 4, 2013
Our thoughts are with the family of @ebertchicago. Rest In Peace. #ThatsAWrap
— Hating Breitbart (@HatingBreitbart) April 4, 2013
Roger Ebert 🙁 As a kid I used to love to watch him and Siskel and later Roeper give the thumps up/thumps down. RIP.
— brittney caan (@brittcaan) April 4, 2013
RIP Roger Ebert.His love of movies was infectious.
— Rick Folbaum (@RickFolbaum) April 4, 2013
RIP the inspiring Roger Ebert. One of the greats.
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 4, 2013
Roger Ebert has died. He defined modern film criticism. He leaves a huge gaping hole.
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) April 4, 2013
I’ll confess I hated Roger Ebert’s politics, but for many years now, I’ve loved his film reviews. I will miss them greatly.
— Glen Asbury (@glenasbury) April 4, 2013
#Ebert: So smart about movies, so brave about cancer, so wrong about politics. RIP, and thanks for all the great reviews. @ebertchicago
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 4, 2013
RT @luke_johnson @arstrasser: Ebert’s last written words: “I’ll see you at the movies”
— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) April 4, 2013
Our thoughts and prayers are with his loved ones. R.I.P.
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Don’t miss the NY Post cover that Greta Van Susteren calls a ‘sizzler’ [photo]
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/498850981770432512
Giggling madly. What happened to spark that? Oh, just this:
http://twitter.com/#!/gretawire/status/498798367745777664Sizzler, but a total fail!
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/498794919457456128And an excellent question:
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/498811648988413953Boom.
While hilarious and true, it seems Hillary Clinton forgot about a little something.
http://twitter.com/#!/WildBill4701/status/498767770507812864 http://twitter.com/#!/ArchieMustard/status/498851312818077696But, hey, what difference does that make, right?
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Celebs universally swoon over Michelle Obama’s DNC speech
http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/243184020861632512
Plenty of celebrities have weighed in with their reactions to Michelle Obama’s speech to the Democratic National Convention Tuesday night. Would you believe Cher hated it? No, wait, that was Chuck Woolery. Is everyone else in line?
@michelleobama Our transcendent tru heroine,keep speaking the truth,as u always do…strongly,proudly.We cannot get enuf The truth will out
— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) September 5, 2012
I'm. for once, speechless. First Lady Michelle Obama epitomizes beauty, grace, intelligence, class, and warmth. Proud.
— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) September 5, 2012
Can u imagine the sick feeling in the gut of every Republican right now after witnessing the last 80 minutes of The Beatles in Charlotte?
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) September 5, 2012
dont make me cry @michelleobama dont u do it
— Kevin McHale (@druidDUDE) September 5, 2012
We are so lucky to have a first lady such as @michelleobama she inspires me; a nation's mom with solid value http://t.co/fpL2Egpu
— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) September 5, 2012
Wow. I love her.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 5, 2012
I love her…
— Minka Kelly (@minkakelly) September 5, 2012
#MichelleObama First Lady of the USof A…WOW!!! In tears & moved! America is so fired up & proud!! #DNC
— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) September 5, 2012
Michelle Obama speak on first lady SPEAK ON Tell everyone where we have come from, how we as Americans fought for the Rights we r entitled 2
— Whoopi Goldberg (@WhoopiGoldberg) September 5, 2012
Beautiful speech @MichelleObama !! You are an incredible role model to so many!! #dnc2012
— Julie Benz (@juliebenz) September 5, 2012
My First Lady is First class all the way. That speech was inspiring. She is everything I aspire to be. @MichelleObama http://t.co/Sz7Wy1kD
— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) September 5, 2012
Michelle Obama straight killed it for me. Super girl crushing on the first lady! "so young…so in debt"; me too! #DNC2012
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) September 5, 2012
Michelle Obama's words and thoughts at DNC were very moving. Resonated deeply with me.
— Janelle Monae (@JanelleMonae) September 5, 2012
Such a beautiful and powerful speech!!! Real! Honest! Emotional! Passionate! Thank you First Lady @MichelleObama
— Ricky Martin (@ricky_martin) September 5, 2012
@MichelleObama beauty, grace class personified.
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) September 5, 2012
Hollywood does love a good fairy tale.
Every child should have a mother like @MichelleObama! Beautiful soul. She proves Fairytales are anything but..
— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) September 5, 2012
Update/Correction: An earlier version of this post included a tweet from a Chris Rock parody account. That tweet has been removed.
hasn’t disassembled ‘Kill Kendall Jones’ page?!?
http://twitter.com/#!/JGreenDC/status/486945719258198016
This morning, Twitchy introduced you the tale of the “Kill Kendall Jones” Facebook page:
Facebook has standards. And 19-year-old Kendall Jones’ searching pictures break those requirements, a spokesperson for myspace and facebook informed Mashable … When Juneau Empire reporter Matt Woolbright spotted the “Kill Kendall Jones” Twitter page, he reported it as “harassment” and a “credible threat of physical violence.” But as Woolbright had been informed, the web page doesn’t break Facebook’s criteria.
Since our tale showed up, stories in regards to the “Kill Kendall Jones” web page have actually made an appearance in the Washington Times, The Examiner, and countless other websites. Yet the incendiary Facebook page continues to be up.
http://twitter.com/#!/seliharris/status/486939238802665472 http://twitter.com/#!/WaynesterAtl/status/486884581392404480 http://twitter.com/#!/JOEFREDERICKIII/status/486882762691837952 http://twitter.com/#!/JGreenDC/status/486982802500780032Twitchy has reached off to Twitter for opinion.
http://twitter.com/#!/TwitchyTeam/status/486986629890834432We’ll inform you if we get a response.
Associated:
Past porn celebrity who lived with Charlie Sheen says hunter Kendall Jones lacks morals
Reality star Joanna Krupa sooo want to see ‘trash’ Kendall Jones on safari ‘without her weapons’
Actress Michelle Rodriguez fantasizes about going all ‘Wild West’ on ‘b*tch’ hunter Kendall Jones
Hey, ‘Kendall Jones haters,’ MTV star Chet Cannon has a concern for your needs
‘#ISupportKendallJones’: Pro golfer John Peterson checks his principle on Kendall Jones haters [pic]
Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/09/facebook-still-hasnt-taken-down-kill-kendall-jones-page/
James Foley’s family say they faced prosecution for paying ransom
Happy with Obama: Bowe Bergdahl’s parents Unhappy with Obama: James Foley’s parents Ask yourself why
— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) September 12, 2014ABC News, The Daily Mail and other media outlets are reporting today that the U.S government threatened to prosecute the family of James Foley for funding terrorism if the family paid Foley’s captors ransom money.
US govt reportedly threatened to prosecute family of kidnapped journalist Jim Foley if it paid ransom http://t.co/f5c4fvaZmT h/t @acarvin
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) September 12, 2014
"…the compassion of an anvil." Foleys claimed USG threatened over possible ransom payment http://t.co/m0gi3LfgZu pic.twitter.com/t5zCA2mBt9
— ABC News The Blotter (@ABCNewsBlotter) September 12, 2014
Obama administration officials repeatedly threatened the family of murdered journalist James Foley that they might face criminal charges for supporting terrorism if they paid ransom to the ISIS killers who ultimately beheaded their son, his mother and brother said this week.
“We were told that several times and we took it as a threat and it was appalling,” Foley’s mother Diane told ABC News in an interview.
She said the warnings over the summer came primarily from a highly decorated military officer serving on the White House’s National Security Council staff, which five outraged current and former officials with direct knowledge of the Foley case also recounted to ABC News in recent weeks.
“Three times he intimidated us with that message. We were horrified he would say that. He just told us we would be prosecuted. We knew we had to save our son, we had to try,” Diane Foley said.
Foley family slams admin; says threatened with prosecution if they raised ISIS ransom http://t.co/WGrVbZGsgU
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) September 12, 2014
@DLoesch Hey .. we got Bergdahl back for 5 terrorists .. who needs ransom .. sad
— bigal64 (@bigal64) September 12, 2014
@DLoesch It’s only legal for this administration to negotiate with terrorists.
— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) September 12, 2014
@DLoesch Hooboy…that's…not good…@whitehouse…not good at all. Jeez Louise.
— Taylor DRMF (@EyeDesertBlog) September 12, 2014
@DLoesch But it's ok to trade 5 terrorists for a deserter right? POTUS is a hypocrite. And where is our Marine??? #BringBackOurMarine
— Common Man (@commonman2016) September 12, 2014
@DLoesch You mean the same Administration that said a family would do anything to get their child back? #Bergdahl = 5 terrorists
— ✩ Megan ✩ (@MeganSmiles) September 12, 2014
@DLoesch no recourse for Foley family but ok to kiss terrorist bee hind with relish for bergdahl ?
— Flora (@boneheadstudios) September 12, 2014
That’s the Foley family’s story — what does the government have to say?
Josh Earnest will not say if the government threatened James Foley's family over raising private funds to pay for his release
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) September 12, 2014
Paying ransoms only puts other Americans at risk, Earnest says, but won't say if WH threatened Foley family prosecution
— lesley clark (@lesleyclark) September 12, 2014
Reporter: "Did the government threaten to prosecute James Foley's family?" Earnest: "Our thoughts and prayers are with them, ask DOJ"
— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) September 12, 2014
@PressSec won't say Foleys were threatened w prosecution if they raised a ransom but says it "only puts other Americans… at greater risk."
— Juliet Eilperin (@eilperin) September 12, 2014
Earnest won't say if gov't told Foley family they would be prosecuted for paying ransom to get son, notes Obama efforts to retrieve him.
— Chris Johnson (@chrisjohnson82) September 12, 2014
State re: #Foley family claims: Held hours of meetings to try to help, did everything we could to help them, 'opened diplomatic doors.'
— Hannah Allam (@HannahAllam) September 12, 2014
State:Of course part of our job is helping US families in this situation is to understand our laws on ransoms; those aren't changing. #Foley
— Hannah Allam (@HannahAllam) September 12, 2014
The White House still says that the rescue attempt to get #Foley back was a success, despite the fact that they came back without him.
— Philip Crowther (@PhilipinDC) September 12, 2014
@PhilipinDC @whpresscorps In other words the should get a trophy for participating.
— Karl Rojeck (@BossHijack) September 12, 2014
Well, at least there’s no question the Taliban prisoner exchange for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was a success, although it did earn President Obama a formal rebuke by the House.
Obama paid bergdahl taliban ransom &gave parents big muslim rosegarden presser. Didnt let #Foley family pay ransom &played golf @PressSec
— Barbara McMahon (@southsalem) September 12, 2014
@PressSec US won't pay ransom to terrorists. Huh. But will trade terrorists to terrorists for #Bergdahl. BAD. #Foley. @SenJackReed? #ripoli
— Conservative Marine (@stevelemois) September 12, 2014
Obama fawned over DESERTER Bergdahl's folks! For Foley, O barely contained his desire to return to GOLF! #PJNET pic.twitter.com/VfCTR3CQ5R
— Judy Stines (@jstines3) September 11, 2014
The article does not mention the prisoner swap for Bergdahl and what the Foley's think of that and if that supports terrorism. Good. God.
— Cindy Cooper (@CindyCoops) September 12, 2014
.@TheRickWilson @redsteeze @rhondaABC Foley's family couldn't pay ransom, but Obama could trade five Taliban for Bergdahl. Got it. *wink*
— Uri Blago (@UriBlago) September 12, 2014
US Nat'l Security Council on James Foley: "It is policy that we don't grant concessions to hostage takers." What about Bowe Bergdahl?
— David Baldwin (@dbaldwin1215) September 12, 2014
Foley's parents threatened with jail trying 2 win release of their son. But Bergdahl's parents invited 2 Rose Garden http://t.co/ParyqTJzGu
— Ben Aksar (@BenAksar) September 12, 2014
For the record, my complaint on Foley issue is that the Admin threatened to sue them. Not arguing to pay random. Handling people matters.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 12, 2014
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Related:
‘A disturbing habit of ignoring our nation’s laws’: President rebuked over Taliban prisoner swap
Resolution to rebuke President Obama for Bergdahl/Taliban swap set for floor debate Tuesday
‘Blimey’: Did WH think Bowe Bergdahl was ‘more important’ than James Foley?
‘Can it get any crazier?’ Bowe Bergdahl’s return to active duty stuns many
‘Better buy a cage’! Alleged deserter Bowe Bergdahl reportedly gets to go off base
‘Why did my son die?’ Father of soldier slain in Bergdahl search chokes up during testimony
‘So which is it?’ Hagel says Obama made ‘final decision’ on Bergdahl swap
‘The wheels on the bus’: CNN reports WH officials say SecDef Hagel made final call on Bergdahl trade
Code Pink, American Muslim Alliance welcome home Bowe Bergdahl
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